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Absolutely useless.

Still useless.

COMPLETELY USELESS.

Best thing since sliced bread.

>I heard you liek elves<

[Loud Whispers]

Bumpty-bumpty-bump update or you go boom.

Updated (albeit slowly) every weekend, don't fret

[Wannazzaki]

Selective Necromancy: The process of which you build a megaweapon to purge the landscape of corpses before they can become undead, but lock a select force of corpses behind fortifications for training purposes. Bonus points for having a captive necromancer and self sufficient, entirely sealed fort for selective siege protection.

Extra Dwarfy: All of the above and a room full of the undead which can be dropped on sieges, AND THEN torch everything.

Necromancer: The best thing to !!SCIENCE!! since execution towers and MAGMA

[Loud Whispers]

DAMMIT YOU NECROED MY THREAD WITH NECROMANCY D:<

Although DFVD warrants an update >:£

HUZZAAAH

*HI 5*

[Mrhappyface]

Zombie Spiral
N.
1.An occurence where an undead entity kills one entity, which promptly becomes another undead, which kills another entity and it becomes a zombie, until everyone is undead. 2. Why everyone in Evil regions are vegetarians.

[Wannazzaki]

Zombie Spiral
N.
1.An occurence where an undead entity kills one entity, which promptly becomes another undead, which kills another entity and it becomes a zombie, until everyone is undead. 2. Why everyone in Evil regions are vegetarians.

Addition: Zombie Spiral: The logical replacement for archery targets made of non shambing abominations.

[MrShovelFace]

Zombie
N
1. The dead, who through supernatural, scientific, or ‼SCIENTIFIC‼ actions, have been reanimated and are usually hostile to living creatures.
2. A general term for the homicidal remains of your pets, friends, and severed limbs.

[Mrhappyface]

This needs to be necroed.

[Loud Whispers]

I haven't forgotten about it, *in fact* I've been going through some oldies over the past few decades

[Talvieno]

This needs to be necroed.

Agreed.

[Garath]

This needs to be necroed.

Agreed.

on that point, necromancer should be added

[rajaesco]

Lol yay

[Talvieno]

Keas - 1. A small carnivorous bird known for its curiosity.  2. The pirates of the sky. Keas of the giant variety are known for chomping down on unsuspecting victims on their way to grab tiny necklaces. In reverse, smaller keas are known for lugging away silver hammers while scaring dwarves half to death. After all, anything that can carry an object twenty times its weight deserves to be feared.

Lever - 1. A very curious object with magical powers, capable of flooding fortresses enemies to death with magma with a single pull.  2. Execution method Quality entertainment for nobles.  3. The best way to confuse the next overseer.  4. The shiny stick of !!FUN!!.  5. A dwarf's magic wand. (e.g. magmus maxima)  6. When in doubt, pull the lever.

[dreadmullet]

Minecart - 1. A vehicle that travels on see minecart tracks. It is sometimes used for hauling heavy objects across long distances.  2. A powerful weapon commonly used to defend against sieges.  3. Ammunition for see minecart railguns.

[Naryar]

Why is Giant Cave Spider not in here is beyond me.

[Garath]

Why is Giant Cave Spider not in here is beyond me.

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