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[HiritconOvermindGibbross]

1st Granite, 111, Early Spring.
Opens Zas Ebal and reads.

Spoiler: Zas Ebal (click to show/hide)

"Zas Ebal, the Masterwork Artifact Crundle Leather Book with a terrosaur blood pentacle on the front, on the back
is a pig tail fiber sock. Inside there is a fire. It is blue. Horrifying screams come from it. In the fire is a demon. It is screaming. In the demon is a bucket of magma. It is murdering. Inside the magma is a fountain. On the fountain is an engraving of the checkerboard. In the engraving is a picture of the fountain. The fountain spews magma and rainbows. In the spew is a soothing picture of a peaceful cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an adamantine throne surrounded with large obsidian pots. Inside the pots are !FUN!. That Aussie Guy is smiling. In the smile is a soothing picture of a cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an Adamantine throne, surroudned by obsidian pots. In the pots are !FUN!. ThatAussieGuy is smiling. In the smile is a soothing picture of a cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an Adamantine throne, surroudned by obsidian pots. In the pots are !FUN!. ThatAussieGuy is smiling. In the smile is a soothing picture of a cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an Adamantine throne, surroudned by obsidian pots. In the pots are !FUN!. ThatAussieGuy is smiling. In the smile is a soothing picture of a cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an Adamantine throne, surroudned by obsidian pots. In the pots are !FUN!. ThatAussieGuy is smiling. On the thrones are engravings of ThatAussieGuy's smile. On the smile is a mustache. On The Moustache is an image of a strawberry in adamantine. The strawberry is labouring."

Strawberry man had never been good at any sort of manual labour. No muscles and he was extremely small. Also, everyone always wanted to eat him. He had always wanted to see the world, but his parents had always told him that the world is too large and dangerous for Strawberry man. Despite that, one day Strawberry man decided to see the world. He grabbed a small stick to be used as a weapon and all the nutrients he could carry and set off on his way to the nearest town.

Let the Madness begin.

*Possess dwarf*

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[Mapleguy555]

How does one consume... seeds?

[Cellmonk]

How does one consume... seeds?

Masterwork quality plump helmet seed roasts is a fine staple.

[Farmerbob]

How does one consume... seeds?

Seeds are great in foods.  I never plant surface crops and buy every plant I can from humans or elves.  I turn off the ability for the kitchens to cook those foods, but turn on the ability to cook the seeds.  My dwarves get varied drinks, and nothing goes to waste.  And I don't have to deal with aboveground crops.

[HiritconOvermindGibbross]

Just to let you know I will be slow in doing my turn and submitting updates because of real life.

[ThatAussieGuy]

The Curse got me.

 Okay, who saw this coming?  Hands up, come on don't be shy.

[HiritconOvermindGibbross]

I'm currently working on getting the magma forge back.

[ThatAussieGuy]

I'm currently working on getting the magma forge back.

Try using the axle on the level above to power a screwpump.  Then you can just pump the water out over the quarry level where it can spread and dissipate.

[HiritconOvermindGibbross]

I was just going to use dwarf power.

[Oliolli]

* Oliolli makes cricketburger.

[Mapleguy555]

"Would you like some crickets with that?"

[HiritconOvermindGibbross]

16th Granite, 111
'Vehudur' Mengasen, Mouth-Sewer has been possesed!

Hope there is what is needed.
Everything was there.

Edit: got one month done. 

[Vehudur]

Uh oh what will I make?

[HiritconOvermindGibbross]

O I was wanting to try out the water slide trap but you said something was wrong with it?

[Oliolli]

That will be nice in a weapon trap.

Also, as for the waterslide, there are three pieces of (troll fur, I think) clothing blocking some of the outer floodgates. If you were to open the inner floodgates, there would be way too much water everywhere. The cistern would pretty much empty itself.


Last night was creepy. The curse spoke to me in a dream. Unfortunately I can't remember all of it (dreams are like that ) and I was awoken in mid-speech. What I do remember is that it basically exists to protect hell.

Oh yeah, it also wants to freeze the world and usher forth an age of ice.

If someone wants, I can describe the dream in a bit more detail. Swordthunders fan-fic, if you will.