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Doctor Annihilated by naked mole dog
« on: October 13, 2011, 03:41:56 pm »
as the title says, a few naked mole dogs manage to get in, causing no end of havoc. I'm about to organize a squad to deal with them, when my doctor goes to attack one..and promptly bites it(seriously, the report was only a couple pages long!). I mean, WTF man, if you're gonna die attacking something, at least make it something along the lines of a troll, not a a glorified rat!
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Re: Doctor Annihilated by naked mole dog
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2011, 04:10:45 pm »
Quote from: tryrar on October 13, 2011, 03:41:56 pm
...my doctor goes to attack one..and promptly bites it...

That's why you should always choose a legendary biter for your doctor. That way:

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The doctor bites the naked mole dog on the head, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
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Re: Doctor Annihilated by naked mole dog
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2011, 04:37:41 pm »
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Re: Doctor Annihilated by naked mole dog
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2011, 04:42:51 pm »
Also, they're immune to pain.  That's honey badger level scariness.
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Re: Doctor Annihilated by naked mole dog
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2011, 04:44:19 pm »
Funny how you imagine your dwarfs dying in amusing epic ways by evil beasts and suddenly someone post a picture of how the thing really looks like. Feels like a slap.
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Re: Doctor Annihilated by naked mole dog
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2011, 05:59:53 pm »
It looks like a penis sprouted legs and teeth D:
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Re: Doctor Annihilated by naked mole dog
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2011, 06:20:18 pm »
Can't they turn around in their own skin
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Re: Doctor Annihilated by naked mole dog
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2011, 07:30:44 pm »
Quote from: Putnam on October 13, 2011, 06:20:18 pm
Can't they turn around in their own skin

Pretty sure that's honey badgers.
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Re: Doctor Annihilated by naked mole dog
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2011, 07:55:30 pm »
They also live in a society like bees or ants with a breeding queen, a handful of drones, and two classes of workers. They're pretty messed up mammals.
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Re: Doctor Annihilated by naked mole dog
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2011, 08:54:47 pm »
Damn those things are scary
*stays awake shivering in the corner all night*
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Re: Doctor Annihilated by naked mole dog
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2011, 09:10:45 pm »
The queen also secretes a special fluid with her urine that makes all of the other females completely sterile.
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Re: Doctor Annihilated by naked mole dog
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2011, 09:14:18 pm »
Quote from: ASCIt on October 13, 2011, 09:10:45 pm
The queen also secretes a special fluid with her urine that makes all of the other females completely sterile.

Sounds pretty much like an FB syndrome to me..

@Kofthefens:
Either you are easily disturbed by things,
or it's just me who have experienced more horrors in my lifetime to be immune to this one.
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Re: Doctor Annihilated by naked mole dog
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2011, 09:14:38 pm »
Quote from: Kofthefens on October 13, 2011, 08:54:47 pm
Damn those things are scary
*stays awake shivering in the corner all night*
Now you will know why you fear the night.
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Re: Doctor Annihilated by naked mole dog
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2011, 09:22:58 pm »
I actually think they are pretty cute(although that picture is definitely not the most flattering, i admit).
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Re: Doctor Annihilated by naked mole dog
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2011, 09:29:44 pm »
Platypodes are made up of the cute parts of the leftovers bin, camels got the large parts, and naked mole rats are made of whatever was left afterwards.
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