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[Necro910]

To help get rid of excess cats! Brilliant!

Fixed this for you.

They are the same thing

Cats go moo and cattle shit in your slippers in DF?

No, you're thinking of COWS. Cattle can be many different species.

Cats are raised for leather and meat, and are therefor cattle 

Do you want to be the first to test out our new trans-continental transport system? It's called the Dwarf Tosser. It tossess dwarves with notes nailed to them.

Depends, how does it work?

Yes.

Does it involve magma?

[Wannazzaki]

To help get rid of excess cats! Brilliant!

Fixed this for you.

They are the same thing

Cats go moo and cattle shit in your slippers in DF?

No, you're thinking of COWS. Cattle can be many different species.

Cats are raised for leather and meat, and are therefor cattle 

Do you want to be the first to test out our new trans-continental transport system? It's called the Dwarf Tosser. It tossess dwarves with notes nailed to them.

Depends, how does it work?

Yes.

Does it involve magma?

I believe my yes was in answer to a different question you never asked. It works by nailing a message to a useless dwarf, possibly a migrant. You point him in the general direction you want to send your message and launch. If you fail to recieve a similar message within the day, you send another dwarf. I suppose you could use magma to dip the dwarf first and turn him into a screaming, charred mess before you throw him at your neighbors..

[Necro910]

To help get rid of excess cats! Brilliant!

Fixed this for you.

They are the same thing

Cats go moo and cattle shit in your slippers in DF?

No, you're thinking of COWS. Cattle can be many different species.

Cats are raised for leather and meat, and are therefor cattle 

Do you want to be the first to test out our new trans-continental transport system? It's called the Dwarf Tosser. It tossess dwarves with notes nailed to them.

Depends, how does it work?

Yes.

Does it involve magma?

I believe my yes was in answer to a different question you never asked. It works by nailing a message to a useless dwarf, possibly a migrant. You point him in the general direction you want to send your message and launch. If you fail to recieve a similar message within the day, you send another dwarf. I suppose you could use magma to dip the dwarf first and turn him into a screaming, charred mess before you throw him at your neighbors..

Wouldn't that destroy the note?

The flaming dwarf WOULD get the attention, and help show the landing area to the receiving fortress. SIGN ME UP!

[Wannazzaki]

To help get rid of excess cats! Brilliant!

Fixed this for you.

They are the same thing

Cats go moo and cattle shit in your slippers in DF?

No, you're thinking of COWS. Cattle can be many different species.

Cats are raised for leather and meat, and are therefor cattle 

Do you want to be the first to test out our new trans-continental transport system? It's called the Dwarf Tosser. It tossess dwarves with notes nailed to them.

Depends, how does it work?

Yes.

Does it involve magma?

I believe my yes was in answer to a different question you never asked. It works by nailing a message to a useless dwarf, possibly a migrant. You point him in the general direction you want to send your message and launch. If you fail to recieve a similar message within the day, you send another dwarf. I suppose you could use magma to dip the dwarf first and turn him into a screaming, charred mess before you throw him at your neighbors..

Wouldn't that destroy the note?

The flaming dwarf WOULD get the attention, and help show the landing area to the receiving fortress. SIGN ME UP!

We write it on a slab of rock!

[Necro910]

To help get rid of excess cats! Brilliant!

Fixed this for you.

They are the same thing

Cats go moo and cattle shit in your slippers in DF?

No, you're thinking of COWS. Cattle can be many different species.

Cats are raised for leather and meat, and are therefor cattle 

Do you want to be the first to test out our new trans-continental transport system? It's called the Dwarf Tosser. It tossess dwarves with notes nailed to them.

Depends, how does it work?

Yes.

Does it involve magma?

I believe my yes was in answer to a different question you never asked. It works by nailing a message to a useless dwarf, possibly a migrant. You point him in the general direction you want to send your message and launch. If you fail to recieve a similar message within the day, you send another dwarf. I suppose you could use magma to dip the dwarf first and turn him into a screaming, charred mess before you throw him at your neighbors..

Wouldn't that destroy the note?

The flaming dwarf WOULD get the attention, and help show the landing area to the receiving fortress. SIGN ME UP!

We write it on a slab of rock!

LET'S DO THIS!

URRRIIIIIIIISSSSTTTT McJEEEENNNKKKIIINNSSSS

[Wannazzaki]

To help get rid of excess cats! Brilliant!

Fixed this for you.

They are the same thing

Cats go moo and cattle shit in your slippers in DF?

No, you're thinking of COWS. Cattle can be many different species.

Cats are raised for leather and meat, and are therefor cattle 

Do you want to be the first to test out our new trans-continental transport system? It's called the Dwarf Tosser. It tossess dwarves with notes nailed to them.

Depends, how does it work?

Yes.

Does it involve magma?

I believe my yes was in answer to a different question you never asked. It works by nailing a message to a useless dwarf, possibly a migrant. You point him in the general direction you want to send your message and launch. If you fail to recieve a similar message within the day, you send another dwarf. I suppose you could use magma to dip the dwarf first and turn him into a screaming, charred mess before you throw him at your neighbors..

Wouldn't that destroy the note?

The flaming dwarf WOULD get the attention, and help show the landing area to the receiving fortress. SIGN ME UP!

We write it on a slab of rock!

LET'S DO THIS!

URRRIIIIIIIISSSSTTTT McJEEEENNNKKKIIINNSSSS

EXCELSIOR!

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Bossa nova!

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...Bossa nova?

[Necro910]

*splat*
WOOHOO

DO IT AGAIN! MOAR MAGMA

[Wannazzaki]

Urist McMason. Prepare more coffins, and get the psychiatrist.

[Necro910]

Magma McMagma. Magmagma magma magma, mag ma magma magmamagma.

[Jelle]

Oh god this thread has been so massively derailed, it's like how high do you even have to be to do something like that   

[Girlinhat]

High on unicorn snuff.  That's where you grind the horn and snort it.  Once we get edible curses I'm totally giving different creatures ground tusk/horn powders that can be eaten.  Consume troll tusk for strength!  Unicorn horn for, um, prancing prowess?

[Wannazzaki]

High on unicorn snuff.  That's where you grind the horn and snort it.  Once we get edible curses I'm totally giving different creatures ground tusk/horn powders that can be eaten.  Consume troll tusk for strength!  Unicorn horn for, um, prancing prowess?

I covered this in another thread. It makes your dorfs EXTRA HORNY

[FrisianDude]

Extra horny AND more likely to horse around. Sounds like a big fertility boost.

[Wannazzaki]

Extra horny AND more likely to horse around. Sounds like a big fertility boost.

And projectile vomit rainbows that melts the flesh of their foes!