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[Noodlerex]

((Note: This isn't set in any particular time period nor is it accurate in the slightest, I'm making it up on the fly so don't expect it to rock.or be good. at all.))

Groaning, you climb up off the floor, still tired but then what else is new. Temporary morning brain hits you suddenly and you can't even remember your name let alone what your profession is.

[Ghazkull]

You are

Urist McKinley

simple Farmer

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

You are

Urist McKinley

simple Farmer Adventurer!

[Noodlerex]

Ahh yes Urist Mckinley how could you forget such a grand name.
Stepping outside of the one roomed-shack you call home you look over the farmland which you maintain for the lord of the village named: Blank

The harvest has been completed and now you must decided what to replant

Inventory:

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 One bag of wheat grain enough to sow crops on the entire field.
One coupon for a free bag of whatever seeds you want redeemable at the lords castle 50km north of here.
Sack-Clothing Equipped

[Yoink]

>Remind yourself the village is named Soupspoon Crossing.
>Pull your thumb out and plant the wheat. After all, you need wheat to make bread to go with soup!

[Ghazkull]

the above

[Noodlerex]

>Remind yourself the village is named Soupspoon Crossing.
>Pull your thumb out and plant the wheat. After all, you need wheat to make bread to go with soup!

Of course Soupspoon Crossing and we always need more wheat and bread for our annual Soupday. Unfortunately in a cruel twist of fate as you open the bag of wheat, the free seedling coupon blows away into the wind and is then defecated on by a passing horse. then in a further strike of misfortune you realise there's a lot of wheat here, too much for you to plant on your own.

Inventory:

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One open bag of wheat grain.
Sack-Clothing Equipped

[Noodlerex]

((BTW just so this isn't incredibly easy I'm going to use a RNG for some of the luck based things in the game, like being able to stand after just one more drink))

[Audioworm333]

Find your teenaged son and ask him to help you plant the wheat.
If you don't actually have one, just plant as much as you can on your own.

[Jacos]

Plant it on your own, as much as you can plant in a few hours.

[lawastooshort]

Stop for Ale and Lunch!

No. Not Ale. Porter! Porter that tastes like the juice of Yorkshire Coal! And drink it with bread and cheese!

[Noodlerex]

You start to plant the seeds on your own realizing that it is better you do it now then hope for some help and turn up fruitless. you finish off planting half of the bag before night falls and return to your hut to retire.
You wake up in the morning still tired but ready to act. The town crier announced that there would be a hanging today and you should probably attend. It will mean free food and the possibility of finding someone to help you with the upcoming work, with the downside of losing sunlight.

Inventory:

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Half a bag of wheat grain.
Sack-cloth clothing Equipped

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Find weapon - go to hanging.

[Audioworm333]

Attend that hanging and get yo' snack on!

[UltraValican]

Rescue the prisoner and become bffs.