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[Eddren]

And of course, any that would have been named 'Girlinhat' would have a tomb made of giant, golden Phalluses.
Anyway, yes, this, combined with the Magma Rain Megaproject, should allow your dwarves to become Godly, for those who not die to the rain of Armoks Third Holy Beard, shall die by flying Dwarf, who may or may not use the Sacred Art of the First Holy Beard of Armok.

[Necro910]

And of course, any that would have been named 'Girlinhat' would have a tomb made of giant, golden Phalluses.
Anyway, yes, this, combined with the Magma Rain Megaproject, should allow your dwarves to become Godly, for those who not die to the rain of Armoks Third Holy Beard, shall die by flying Dwarf, who may or may not use the Sacred Art of the First Holy Beard of Armok.

Any of the name of Necro, and that have earned their name, shall be entombed in magma. Iron block walls would be preferred, but are not required.

[Cheveux]

Female dwarves shall be named Girlinhat and male ones Necro910.

[Girlinhat]

I feel like someone is going to ship us in a fanfic now...

[Eddren]

Yes.
And it shall be held in a Fortress only known as 'MagmaPhallus.'

[Girlinhat]

...I want to oppose this, but I can't find it in myself to stop something that sounds so awesome as "magmaphallus".  Is there a word for phallus in the dwarven language?  Or magma for that matter?

[Eddren]

I'm fairly sure modding the two in is possible. Language files are, after all, open-source.
And by using variations of Crundle and Fire, it'll be fairly accurate.

[Necro910]

The win, IT BURNZZZZ

[Eddren]

Of course, I recommend that I'm not the one to build the Fortress.
Megaprojects made by me often end up being unwieldy, time-consuming, and never reaching fruitation.

[Necro910]

Of course, I recommend that I'm not the one to build the Fortress.
Megaprojects made by me often end up being

unwieldy,

Yes...

time-consuming,

YES...

and never reaching fruitation.

Daw. Buzz killed.

I'm busy with the Friendship is Magma fortress, so I'm a tad busy in terms of DF 

[Xen0n]

I feel like someone is going to ship us in a fanfic now...

There's only so much I can do from a work office with MSPaint, there you go.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Source: Hark A Vagrant

[Eddren]

That was..
..No.
Anyway, for that monstrosity, I recommend that xen0n do the Fortress.
If he wants, I'll do the Language modifications.

[Necro910]

I feel like someone is going to ship us in a fanfic now...

There's only so much I can do from a work office with MSPaint, there you go.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Source: Hark A Vagrant

Oh god. Oh god that was disturbing.

The problem is that I have a genetic defect that makes me asexual. Sorry folks, no heir of Necro coming. Bummer 

[Teneb]

This thread is both disturbing and awesome at the same time. I approve.

[Eddren]

The only thing that could make this more awesome is a Dwarven engraving, done in detail of it.
This is a Masterwork engraving by Urist Mcurisface. On it are Dwarves and Dwarves and UristMcArmless and Goblins and the Goblin King Ghgtgjjgugioghhhgg.. The Dwarves are falling. The Dwarves are dead. Urist McArmless is striking a menacing pose. The Goblins are in Fetal Position. the Goblin King is dead. This relates to the striking down of the Goblin King Ghgtgjjgugioghhhgg by Urist McArmless in Feldspar 11, 2.

But what it doesn't go into detail about is that Urist McArmless did this by biting the Goblin King in the testicles and shaking him around to death.