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[Tharwen]

Its sort of like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

Every other embark. 
Only with less snakes and mushrooms.
..and more badgers.

Rarely do I watch a video that leaves me searching for words but...

What...  The...  Hell...  Did...  I...  Just...  Watch?

Hang on...

Is this the first time you've seen that video?

How long have you been on the internet?

[Xen0n]

Yeah, have you ever even been to Internet?

My most recent emabark is in an Untamed Wilds Embark, and it seems the only wildlife on the surface is schools of badgers and pods of badger-people.  I swear I saw a giant badger at one point, but I can't be sure if my eyes were playing tricks on me.  At any rate, 5 years in they seem content to just harass the odd hauler, then become 'no longer enraged,' but I'm slowly growing more and more paranoid that they will eventually strike...

[Triaxx2]

A truly dwarf documentary would have continuous nudity, except for the soldiers. Cause of the clothes bug thing.

I install a badger trap. A ring of Flood gates, perhaps 20x30. The badgers will eventually wander into the area, hit a pressure plate and trap the entire group. No more badger problem.

[elf-fondling human]

I always guard my fort entrance with a dodge pit full of cage traps at the bottom, so usually I catch whatever comes by (except those damned [trapavoid] kobolds!)