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[Bdthemag]

You are a Script Kiddy! No, fuck that. Your not a script kiddy, your way more awesome than that. I mean, you made your own DDoS program! Sure you may have copied some bits of code from another program like that, but your a genuis who doesn't have the time to do things like that.

But deep down inside you, you know your only a Script Kiddy. But you aspire to be something more! You log onto your computer and type in your username and password...

Username:?
Password:?

[Roboboy33]

Username:IDontHaveOne
Password:NoWay.

[Tersr]

Username: TehbestRound
Password: something21

[Pandarsenic]

Username: WotsTaters
Password: I read XKCD

[Tersr]

I'd like to change my vote to WotsTaters.

[Bdthemag]

Well your username is WotsTaters of course, and you wouldn't have it any other way.

Your laptop loads up your desktop, with your awesome Call of Warfare: Modern Duty wallpaper. You love that game, although as you've been getting older you have realized its somehow not as awesome as it used to be.

You have all of the vital programs a scrip- I mean hacker needs. You have your DDoS programs, your SQL injectors, and...well thats about it.

What do you do?

[Tersr]

Make a keyboard logging program, or something.

[Bdthemag]

Make a keyboard logging program, or something.

What? You don't even know how to code, but you suppose that there might be some crappy free one you can download on the internet.

After scouring various websites you have gained +1 Crappy Keylogging Program! Its currently not that useful, but hey maybe if you learn how to code it could be!

You've suddenly remembered that due to your crappy ass laptop, you can only have three programs on it at once! Damn, seems like you won't be able to have any more unless you delete some, or get a better computer.

Level 1 Script Kiddy
HP (Hacking Points): 0/100
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Equipment

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Operating System: Doors Vista
Programs: Crappy Keylogger, Crappy DDoS Program, Outdated SQL Injector.
Clothing: Glasses, Call of Warfare: Modern Duty T-Shirt, Jeans.

[Pandarsenic]

Whew, that was hard work! Let's reward ourselves by playing some Call of Warfare: Modern Duty.

[thatkid]

We should probably update our operating system. Even a script kiddy should know how to pirate Doors 7 and install it, right?

[Bdthemag]

Erh, you don't know how to pirate. But thats because your to busy beeing an awesome hacker!!!!

Anyways, time to show some total noobs who's boss.

You join a server and equip the totally awesome dual shotguns with machine gun grenade launcher attachements and start mowing down other players. Although halfway through the match something happens, you suddenly realize the guns look very similar to eachother. And for some wierd reason this isn't fun anymore, you exit out of the game confused.

Well your bored now, maybe you should head to the various forums you sometimes go to?

Forums

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Call of Warfare: Modern Duty Forums: Ran by the guy's from Lacktivision, you used to go there all of the time but starting a few days ago the people on there seem really annoying all of a sudden.

Hackerz Groundz: A forum for only the coolest of hackers, maybe you can try to learn how to code here?

Level 1 Script Kiddy
HP (Hacking Points): 5/100
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Equipment

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Operating System: Doors Vista
Programs: Crappy Keylogging Program, Crappy DDoS Program, Outdated SQL Injector.
Clothing: Glasses, Call of Warfare: Modern Duty T-Shirt, Jeans.

     

[Roboboy33]

Only 3 programs? are harddrive must be less then 1 GB.

[Bdthemag]

Only 3 programs? are harddrive must be less then 1 GB.

Well you do spend all of your money on Call of Warfare games afterall, I mean the game itself costs 60 dollars. Then to be able to play it you have to pay 20 dollars a month, and then to get the good features like multiplayer you have to pay another 30 dollars a month. Man don't even get me started on how much it costs to be able to player for more than five minutes.

[Hubris Incalculable]

download nanoTorrent

Or see if your library has a copy of "SEE-- for the Ignorant", learn to code.

[BunnyBob77]

Troll the call of warfare forums by claiming to have news a new call of warfare game, but then have the link secretly be to a download of your keylogging program.