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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Steve: Charge!

[9,8+13] = 30

Uh, are you disengaging from the remaining Dersite to attack the basilisk? Or are you just performing a basic attack on the Dersite?

[The Fool]

I missed the Dersite.

I'll attack the Dersite instead.

[2,2] = DOUBLES!! Care to confirm?

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikheal: Troy should be here by now. What could be taking him so long? This place isn't TOO far away, is it?

[Blade Master Model 42]

I missed the Dersite.

I'll attack the Dersite instead.

[2,2] = DOUBLES!! Care to confirm?

Sadly, no. You've made a GRAVE BLUNDER! You slip and sprain your ankle, taking 1 damage! You can still move alright, but the Dersite notices your inconvenience, and you now grant combat advantage to it for the remainder of the encounter.

He takes advantage of this immediately, sweeping your legs out from under you and knocking you prone on the ground. You take six damage from the fall. While he doesn't like to cut and run, the Dersite can tell that the situation has taken a turn for the worse, and since you can't threaten him while you're on your butt, he high tails it away from you darn kids.

Danielle's turn.

>Mikheal: Troy should be here by now. What could be taking him so long? This place isn't TOO far away, is it?

Yeah, boy howdy, he really should be here by now. Weird.

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikheal: Well, if he isn't coming, you may as well get on with your quest without him. You are sure he'll catch up. Eventually.

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Mikheal: Well, if he isn't coming, you may as well get on with your quest without him. You are sure he'll catch up. Eventually.

You figure that you don't have until the cows come home to wait for Troy to catch up. Or something. You've gotten this far by yourself, mostly, you can keep going without him. Ignoring the constant that is pain, you leap through the gate.

And wind up back in the house you started in. You start to yell in frustration, but then your lungs hurt. Maybe you should take a nap or something.

[TherosPherae]

RL: Move NW 3, W1, then HIT ZE DERSITE

[6,4]+12-1=21.

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikheal: Fucking hell. Why can't you ever make any kind of Progress! May as well rest for a few seconds.

[Blade Master Model 42]

RL: Move NW 3, W1, then HIT ZE DERSITE

[6,4]+12-1=21.

You see the Dersite attempting to flee, and you put a stop to that right quick. You run after him and clobber him with your halberd, dealing 19 damage. He's bleeding badly.

Claire's up.

>Mikheal: Fucking hell. Why can't you ever make any kind of Progress! May as well rest for a few seconds.

This is bullshit, this game just doesn't want you to get anywhere. Might as well lie down, just for a little bit, to rest your body...

[SirAaronIII]

> Claire: Move 3 northwest, 2 west, turn your blade on the fleeing Dersite.
[3,2 + 12] = 17
[6,6 + 12] = 24
No brutal affront, please.

[Riccto]

>Friendship Cigars!

[Blade Master Model 42]

> Claire: Move 3 northwest, 2 west, turn your blade on the fleeing Dersite.
[3,2 + 12] = 17
[6,6 + 12] = 24
No brutal affront, please.

Your first strike misses, but your follow-up slash hits home. Your attack deals 2 damage.

Alex attacks the basilisk, but can't manage to land a hit. It counters, biting him for 9 damage.

Steve's turn.

>Friendship Cigars!

You prepare yourself to be your memetically outgoing buddy-buddy self, and soon arrive at the goat village. Or, what there is of it, anyway. It seems to be what amounts to two slight indentations in the side of one of the cliffs, with less than ten goats wandering about, occasionally claiming one of the few stray blades of grass that dot the stone. This is a dreary place.

All the better to brighten it with goat smiles, you suppose! What will you do?

[applesauce machine]

>Emily: Wake up. Sorta.
Emily gets up. "Ow." She rubs the back of her head, wondering where the pain could have come from. Probably nothing, she supposes. "Oh. I'm... asleep? The hell?" She gets up, takes a look around, and realizes she's not in her bed. She doesn't remember walking down this particular road recently, but maybe she forgot? Last time she woke up from sleep, it was kinda abrupt... she's not too far from her Derse home. She figures she was walking back but was woken up by whatever before she had time to get there.

[Riccto]

Ask around as to whats the history of this place

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikhael: Heal up after resting.