"G00sh darn it"
>Go back to the present. Take a nap, this is really rustling your jimmies.
Back on the Alpha timeline, you decide not to talk to Mimi since she never mentioned talking to you in person to you. This time shit is kinda confusing.
You're about to take a nap when you realize you hear sounds of battle above you...
... Welp, all I can say at this point is that the current title screen is more truthful then I would like it to be.
I think it'll either be more glitch shenanigans to get a new character, GM intervention, or perma-death. I'd roll up a new character personally, since characters are suppose to be able to die and the GM may not intervene this time.
Probably not necessary. Hopefully. Worst case scenario, guy on guy makeouts will ensue.
Also, you only rolled 1 on the d10 for Brutal Affront damage, do you want to re-roll that or hold onto that exsanguine trait for now?
Reroll that. DAMAGE FOR THE DAMAGE GOD, GRIST FOR THE GRIST THRONE
and maybe more trollstuff soon. maybe.
Rerolled, got a 4 instead. That's... like an improvement?
>Mikheal: Attack Basilsk
You swing your blade at the basilisk, dealing 18 damage. Unfortunately, it is still very much alive.
The bondage imp attacks you again, dealing another six points of damage. The sword imp also attacks, but you evade his slash.
The basilisk bites at you again, but luckily, you manage to evade its daggerlike teeth.
You have 5 hit points now. Pretty much any hit will kill you.