RL: Do the slowing one.
You attempt to capture the Ogre's attention and trip it up, but you are unsuccessful.
The imps attack froglosipher sprite, but neither are successful in their attack.
Froglosipher sprite tries another spriteblast, hitting both imps for 8 damage, and taking down Imp 2. He moves forward, hoping to regroup with you once the last imp is culled.
>DB: KEEP. ON. SHOOTING.
You keep shooting, just barely hitting the Ogre with your latest attack, dealing 11 damage.
The Ogre attacks RL's cursor again, this time hitting home and forcibly disconnecting her. It turns and stalks toward you.
> SS: Do a show-offy over the top silly backflip somersault thing into the spirograph.
In case you needed an Athletics or Acrobatics check, here they are in that order:
[1,7] + 3 = 11
[8,1] + 4 = 13
Kind of low, but who cares it was just for teh lulz anyway.
You do a backflip somersault into the return node, and are returned to your home. Place looks like it was ransacked.
Mikheal: Black Out.
You slip into painless unconsciousness as HB tightens his grip on your neck, and know no more.
Mimi: Alright, I'm confused. What did I do wrong?
Goat: Well, to get most anyplace around here, you need to know where you're going. Wandering around mostly sends you to landmarks. Most of us goats don't travel too far from home. Well, unless you could fly. But even then, downdrafts above the crevices make that dangerous at the best of times.
Goat: Where are you headed? I could lead you there, if I know the place.
Mimi thinks for a moment.
Mimi: Uh... the nearest civilization, I guess.
Goat: We don't really have cities, as such. Not since the carving.
Mimi: The Carving...? What's that?
Goat: Well, hard as it is to believe, this Land was not always like this.
Goat: Great canyons were torn into the land a long time ago.
Mimi: Oh. Alright. Well, I have a different request, then.
Mimi: Have you seen anything that looks like a portal? A spirograph, maybe?
Mimi: If so, could you lead me that way?
Goat: I know of such a place. Please, come with me.
The Goat plods off across a nearby bridge, trusting you to follow.