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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[TherosPherae]

RL: Hit it some more!
11+9-1=19.

[SirAaronIII]

Go nuts on the last imp. The usual.
[9,9 + 9] = 27 (should I roll for a brutal affront or do you do that?)
[4,7 + 9] = 20

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikheal: Keep getting pestered by mysterious people giving you mysterious advice.

Spoiler: lightningHunter Again. (click to show/hide)

[08:31] -- lightningHunter [LH] began pestering greekKiller [GK] at 20:31 --
[08:31] LH: Hello.
[08:31] GK: AgaiN?
[08:32] LH: Yes Again, How else would I be a benefactor if I make some cryptic remarks to you and never appear again. I wouldnt be very good if I did not appear again.
[08:34] GK: YeS, I GuesS.
[08:35] LH: Well now you have to alchemize something of notable worth, Although your resources do not allow you to create great objects you can create lesser objects that can be great, And not like those pistols of yours. Sorry.
[08:36] GK: PistolS?
[08:36] LH: Sorry.
[08:36] LH: Well disregard that.
[08:36] GK: AlL I HavE IS A GainT SworD AnD ThiS HanD CannoN.
[08:37] LH: Much too mundane, You need something with flash, Have you seen any giant free standing Mirrors lately?
[08:37] GK: WhaT? DO YoU Can'T MeaN... "ThaT MirroR?"
[08:38] GK: HoW ThE HelL DO YoU KnoW AbouT ThaT?
[08:39] LH: Are you really questioning me now? I already can see your combat with the imps and know who you are. Why wouldnt I know about "THE MIRROR"
[08:39] GK: BuT HoW?
[08:41] LH: I just do. I have a bit of past knowledge on the subject.
[08:41] GK: OK, I WisH YoU WoulD StoP BeinG SO MysteriouS.
[08:42] GK: NoW WhaT DO YoU WanT ME TO DO WitH I-
[08:42] LH: It makes things that much more fun. If it wasnt it would practically be cheating.
[08:42] GK: OH WaiT.
[08:42] GK: I Can'T.
[08:42] GK: ItS DestorieD.
[08:42] LH: All the better.
[08:42] GK: WhaT?
[08:43] LH: You now have your own personal view port into the shifting tides, and I would personally suggest alchemizing it. Or atleast saving it for alchemitization.
[08:44] GK: YoU MeaN...
[08:44] GK: ...AlchemizE IT?
[08:44] LH: Yes. That. Sorry. Etymology isnt my strong suit.
[08:45] GK: SO YoU WanT ME TO UsE ThE THinG ThaT CaN SeE IntO ThE FuturE AnD ShiT FoR SomE KinD OF VeiwinG DevicE?
[08:46] LH: Nope. It does that already. Well kind of. You figure it out. I just put the tools in your hands. You're free to brain yourself with them.
[08:47] GK: OK TheN.
[08:47] GK: IS ThaT AlL?
[08:47] LH: Preeetty much.
[08:47] GK: ByE THeN, I GuesS.
[08:47] -- greekKiller [GK] ceased pestering lightningHunter [LH] at 20:47 --

Spoiler: And Some new douchebag (click to show/hide)

[06:10] -- repentantAntagonist [RA] began pestering greekKiller [GK] at 18:10 --
[06:10] RA: hello?
[06:10] RA: yo, mikhael, you there?
[06:10] GK: YeS?
[06:11] RA: ah, good
[06:11] GK: WhO ArE YoU?
[06:11] RA: I need to get my bearings, won't take long, i promise
[06:11] RA: okay, have you started playing sburb yet?
[06:11] GK: WaiT, YouR OnE OF ThosE PeoplE WhO KeeP PesterinG ME AbouT MysteriouS ShiT, Aren'T YoU?
[06:12] RA: uh...
[06:12] RA: well, maybe
[06:12] RA: i promise, i won't pester you much after this
[06:12] GK: I HopE.
[06:12] RA: i just need to figure out when i am, as it were
[06:12] RA: anyway
[06:13] GK: WelL, IN AnY CasE, YeaH, I AM PlayinG ThE DooM DayS GamE KnowN AS SburB.
[06:13] RA: are you playing yet?
[06:13] RA: excellent
[06:13] RA: who else is playing with you?
[06:13] RA: just their pesterchum abbreviations should be fine
[06:14] GK: SeveN OtherS. RT, AL, DB, SS, PA, AnD CR.
[06:14] GK: ThE LasT OF WhicH I HavE YeT TO FormallY MeeT.
[06:15] RA: oh, don't worry, he's a good guy
[06:15] RA: okay, this is all very good so far
[06:15] GK: I KnoW.
[06:15] RA: now, is everyone in?
[06:15] GK: I'M NoT SurE.
[06:15] RA: not sure?
[06:16] -- repentantAntagonist [RA] ceased pestering greekKiller [GK] at 18:16 --
[06:16] GK: ...
[06:16] GK: WhaT?
[06:16] RA: well...
[06:16] RA: i'm trying to prevent something of a disaster
[06:16] GK: OK TheN.
[06:16] RA: and i need to know if you've all gone through your gates once
[06:17] RA: but if you don't know if everyone is in, i guess no one has yet?
[06:17] RA: yes or no?
[06:17] GK: CaN YoU StoP AnD WaiT FoR OnE SeconD SO I CaN TypE?
[06:17] RA: uh, right
[06:17] GK: IT Isn'T EasY TypinG LikE ThiS.
[06:17] RA: like what?
[06:18] GK: I MeaN, I Can'T SeT ThiS AS A QuriK.
[06:18] RA: oh
[06:18] GK: SO I HavE TO TypE OuT AlL ThesE CapitalS >.>
[06:18] RA: i see
[06:19] GK: AnywaY, BacK TO YouR EarileR QuestionS.
[06:19] GK: I ThinK CrazyRoniN Isn'T QuitE IN YeT, BuT I Haven'T HearD FroM HiM, AnD A FeW OtheR PeoplE.
[06:19] GK: I DO NoT ThinK WE ArE AlL GoinG IntO OuR GateS AT OncE.
[06:19] RA: well, assuming he doesn't get squished in this time-line
[06:19] RA: this should be good for now.
[06:20] GK: ExcusE ME?
[06:20] RA: nothing you need to worry about, trust me
[06:20] RA: i'm here now anyway, i can probably prevent it even if it was going to happen
[06:20] GK: ...
[06:20] RA: i mean, i only ran into that problem once, but damn
[06:20] RA: imagine my surprise
[06:20] GK: OK...
[06:21] RA: anyhow
[06:21] RA: i'm going to stick around in this timespace
[06:21] RA: i think i can finally get the alpha timeline moving correctly
[06:21] RA: if i'm right
[06:21] RA: oh
[06:21] GK: NoT MorE OF ThiS.
[06:21] RA: one more thing, before i go
[06:21] GK: WhaT.
[06:22] RA: AL and RL are going to go investigating on her planet right after AL wakes up
[06:22] RA: it is extremely important that they go alone
[06:22] GK: "WakE UP"?
[06:22] GK: WhaT PlaneT?
[06:22] RA: prospit?
[06:22] GK: ProspiT?
[06:22] RA: LoSaJ
[06:22] RA: oh boy
[06:23] RA: ok, look, the important thing is that just the two of them go
[06:23] RA: you've gone before, and it has not been pretty, okay?
[06:23] GK: OK.
[06:23] RA: anyway, i have things to do, as i'm sure you do as well. see ya.
[06:23] GK: BuT TO BE HonesT.
[06:23] RA: hm?
[06:24] GK: I AM GettinG TireD OF AlL ThesE CyrptiC InsturctionS.
[06:24] -- greekKiller [GK] ceased pestering repentantAntagonist [RA] at 18:24 --

Seriously though, why is Mikheal getting all the attention all of a sudden?

Not sure how helpful Mikheal can be with that second guy though, seeing as hes a Dersite Dreamer.

[Blade Master Model 42]

RL: Hit it some more!
11+9-1=19.

You strike the last imp for 17 damage, slaying it.

You are now alone on the floor.

Go nuts on the last imp. The usual.
[9,9 + 9] = 27 (should I roll for a brutal affront or do you do that?)
[4,7 + 9] = 20

I handle brutal affront confirmations, yes. You succeeded by the way.

You flip the fuck out and knife the remaining imp for 19 damage in total this round. Yikes.

The imp tries desperately to finish you, but can't score another hit.

[TherosPherae]

RL: Make some more shit out of all that grist and those books before you hit the road. Stow it in the sylladex for later.

In short, make this and 'stow it for taking out later' (once we hit level 3):

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

General Sun Tzu's Index of PAIN
You combined a varied number of military books and ended up with this. It speaks with the voice of a man you've never heard before, in quotes of words you are quite certain are not Sun Tzu's. Oh well, at least it hurts things.

Strife Portfolio Upgrade (1): Weapon is an IMG-based Randomkind.
Unreliable (-1.5:) -1 penalty to attack precision.
Longshot (1): +5 to weapon's range.
Area attack (1.5): Weapon Sylladex Power is now Ranged Burst I instead of single-target.
Damage decrease (-.5): Weapon Sylladex Power only does 1 [W] + modifiers damage instead of 2[W]+modifiers.

Aggrievement: Beat the Crap out of EVERY SINGLE ONE
The book launches a barrage of... grenades? at foes. Where did it even GET those?
Standard Action - Encounter
Random-Kind
Target: Range Burst 1
Attack: Img + your level + weapon precision vs. AC
Hit: 1[W] + Img modifier + your level damage.
Effect: Prankster's Gambit (.5): Enemies hit by Weapon Sylladex Power may not make opportunity attacks for the first square left on turn after hitting with this weapon.
If not already using collectible traits of this weapon, switch to them.

[The Fool]

Spoiler: ;_; (click to show/hide)

-- crazyRonin [CR] began pestering pr00bingAudit00r [PA] at 22:32 --
PA: n00 dice?
CR: oH GoD. HElP!
CR: bIG rOcK!
CR: FAllInG.
CR: ThE GUitaR won'T BREak At ALl.
PA: yeah hmmm heres and idea
PA: if the guitar is indestructible
PA: hit the mete00r if all else fails
CR: O.O;
CR: oK...
-- crazyRonin [CR] ceased pestering pr00bingAudit00r [PA] at 22:34 --
CR: I GuESs i HAvE to HoPe...

"Come at me bro!"

>Ready yourself to hit a meteor with a guitar.

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Ready yourself to hit a meteor with a guitar.

You hope this is gonna work. Otherwise you are going to have a very strange inscription on your headstone.

'He got in a fight with a meteor. He lost.'

You try not to think about that possibility as the meteor comes closer and closer to earth.

Time seems to slow down as the meteor gets closer and closer. Displaced air buffets you as you wait for the rock to complete its descent.

>Meteor: Descend

The meteor continues to fall, and will soon make contact. You swing the guitar like a baseball bat, hoping this was the right decision.

Evidently, you did, because you are now on a snowy mountain-top, and the meteor and guitar are nowhere in sight.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I came this close to putting up End of Act 1.

[The Fool]

Yay!

Spoiler: Victory (click to show/hide)

Awesome.

EDIT:
>Run inside and hope there are no imps.

I still need to grab/alchemize my weapon.

[SirAaronIII]

SS: Imp. Stabs. Now. Don't bring Cal.
[5,2 + 9] = 16
[7,8 + 9] = 24

[Blade Master Model 42]

SS: Imp. Stabs. Now. Don't bring Cal.
[5,2 + 9] = 16
[7,8 + 9] = 24

You stab wildly at the imp, unfortunately missing with your first strike, but dealing a respectable six damage on the second.

The imp fights back a bit more effectively than before, dealing 7 damage.

Yay!

Spoiler: Victory (click to show/hide)

>Run inside and hope there are no imps.

You have yet to see any of these fabled imps. You dash over to your alchemy equipment and get ready to make some sweet gear. In fact, you prepare to make a LOT of sweet gear, as you feel like you may have passed a milestone marked by an arbitrary amount of boondollars.

Yes.

Hell yes.

HELL FUCKING YES.

[The Fool]

Spoiler: Weapon (click to show/hide)

ROFLtonfa Whirlwind
You combined your trusty tonfa with a drawing of a ROFLcopter, which has proudly hung in your room for months. Now you have a tonfa that spins like a helicopter, it was worth it. Adding a tornado in a jar only made it better.
Unreliable (-1.5) - -1 to attack precision

Aggrievement - Rotating Windy Madness
Standard Action - Encounter
Finesse-Kind
Target: One creature
2[1d6/2d4]+Mgt/Acu/Plc/Img modifier
Major Damage - Damage increases by 1(W)
Multiattack (+2.5) - Make 3 attacks on one target

Spoiler: Sweet Armor (click to show/hide)

Ninja Gear
You've been wearing ninja gear for years during your training. You know exactly how to react to an attack; with an attack. This one lacks meteor fragments.
Collectable
Flimsy - -1 to AC
Reflexive - ACU is treated as +4 for determining AC

Power
Retribution - Deal 1d6+lvl to the adjacent attacker
Activation (Move)
Trigger: Melee Hit

Spoiler: Scarf (click to show/hide)

Mustard Yellow Silk Scarf
You've always wanted one of these in mustard yellow, your favorite color, but your father said not until you've become a man. You hope he's going to be proud if he sees you again when you've become a ninja. Now you don't need to be jealous of your dad's red scarf.
Shield - Considered an off-hand item.
Aggressive - +4 to initiative
Skillful - +2 to stealth (Even you don't know how!)

My AC stays where it is. Armor adds +1, and the scarf removes my +1 for having a free hand.

I think the imps don't stand a chance against the tonfa, even if they are made of swords. This will be AWESOME.

EDIT: Ignore all of these. I posted a new one with the right number of spent points.

[TherosPherae]

So it seems we hit Level 3.

I pick Portable Computer as my contribution to the common sylladex.

[The Fool]

So it seems we hit Level 3.

I pick Portable Computer as my contribution to the common sylladex.

I think I'll need one too. Speaking of which, would this work?

Spoiler: Laptop!? (click to show/hide)

Scarftop
Now your awesome scarf is a computer as well. You don't care that you need to pull the scarf over your eyes to use it, 'cause it's awesome. The cloth keyboard is split into two, and it's on both ends of the scarf.

[freeformschooler]

I don't think you can use that for the common sylladex. I mean, it doesn't even have tangible effects. Check the sylladex deck builder and choose something from there.

I guess I'll choose more fruit gushers. I know we already have a bit, but we can use all the healing we get.

Also edit: Do you really have the points to make all three of those items? I mean. I think you have to use at least 1 point per item no matter what. Though I guess you do have 3 now that we're level three if you haven't made anything yet.

[TherosPherae]

Also edit: Do you really have the points to make all three of those items? I mean. I think you have to use at least 1 point per item no matter what.

I don't think you have to, but if you don't you're basically clogging your sylladex with crap.

Also, The Fool, I don't think the inventory system works the way you think it does.