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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[SirAaronIII]

FFS read them all but he came in around 65 or so. You could read them all or you could just do some winging but td probably be best to read it.

So what are the rules on CN? Did he stop existing?

[Heliman]

Ugh, okay. Starting chugfest 2011 now. 1/7 of the way through. Hopefully I'll find a clever way into the story.

Edit: 2 hours and I'm still 2/7, THE PAIN.

EDIT TWO: Page 36. THE SHIPPING, IT BEGINS. As the X of Heart I have to keep a chart of this unfortunately.

[freeformschooler]

>Mimi: Continue the onslaught!

Rolled a 1+3 or 4. FOURTEEN

Heliman gets all of the chums and chitches.

[Heliman]

Spoiler: Oh, this makes things much easier. (click to show/hide)

[Riccto]

I'm not in there but then again Troy is just all about rails over pails.

[Heliman]

I've devised a method for me to be phased into the game, thank god freeform is my replacement's client player.

Okay, all read up. lets do this.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You are Bear Rasputin. You are 15 and yes, you shave your head. Besides that, you are THE PERFECT MAN OF MEN. You are RIDICULOUSLY WEALTHY and QUITE IMAGINATIVE, so much so that you were the one who actually conceptualized and funded the making of Homestuck in the first place, although you literally CAN'T REMEMBER A SINGLE BIT ABOUT THE DESIGN PROCESS, as if you had amnesia or something. You used to live in a house atop your GIANT MECHA-DAD, who you understand has even been the concept of some very popular games in the past. You say that you "Used to live" because you've been using your admin access to travel through all the instances of the game to find your BEST FRIEND EVER and make sure she is okay. You worry about her ALOT.

What else is there... INTERESTS! Yes, interests. You have a passion for SPEECH, and to your credit, you are the finest speaker that you know of. Women have literally fainted in the past at the SOUND AND TONE of your PASSIONATE voice, even though you were only a child which was kind of akward for you at the time. Even though you prefer women, you are also quite BISEXUAL, even though your now dead robot father believes that anything other than Heterosexuality is a total waste of the reproductive system that you were gifted with.

You prefer to talk things out in lieu of engaging in violence, but because your dad insisted that it's very necessary for you to have PROTECTION at all times, your strife Specibus is allocated to GUNKIND, and you carry an automatic rifle you distastefully named BABYMAKER with you at all times. You're sorry to admit that you've used this a few times in your travels here.

Your chumhandle is barrelConnoisseur [BC] and you talk smoothly, in maroon, with no capitals or punctuation at the ends of your sentences, although you drop my quirk very often!

[freeformschooler]

Wait where was that revised shipping chart.

Spoiler: OH YEAH (click to show/hide)

Hmm...needs to be updated. I wonder...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yeah this would take forever.

[Heliman]

Spoiler: Best friends forever! (click to show/hide)

-- barrelConnoisseur [BC] began pestering kineticMoonlight [KM] at 07:53 --
[07:53] BC: mimi
[07:53] BC: mimi for the love of god are you there
-- barrelConnoisseur [BC] changed their mood to DISTRAUGHT  --
[07:55] BC: dammit mimi where are you
-- kineticMoonlight [KM] changed their mood to CHUMMY  --
[08:24] BC: mimi
[08:24] BC: oh yes I've finally found you
[08:24] KM: Yes...?
[08:25] KM: Who is this...?
[08:25] BC: Mimi! It's Bear! Why did you access this game! It's really dangerous!
[08:26] BC: I thought I lost you
[08:26] KM: Wait...
[08:26] KM: Waaaiiitt......
[08:26] KM: DID BT SEND YOU
[08:26] BC: who
[08:26] KM: Nevermind...
[08:26] KM: Good to see you...!
[08:26] KM: I'm here because uh-
[08:26] KM: Outside forces...
[08:27] BC: it doesn't matter, the important thing is that you're okay, <>
[08:27] KM: Why did you contact me again...?
[08:27] KM: I thought you hated me...
[08:27] KM: You know...
[08:27] KM: After I blew up at you guys...
[08:28] BC: what,no
[08:28] BC: that was me entering the game
[08:28] KM: I...
[08:28] KM: Alright...
[08:28] BC: it sorta blew up mecha-dad
[08:28] KM: Wait... how far are you into the game...?
[08:29] BC: ok let me start from the beginning
[08:29] BC: I started playing the beta, right
[08:29] KM: Yeah...
[08:29] BC: only natural for someone who made the damn thing
[08:29] BC: i got pretty far but then i noticed you were in another server
[08:30] BC: i didn't expect my game to be like this, so
[08:30] BC: real
[08:30] BC: so i used some of my admin tricks to make sure you were alright
[08:30] KM: Yeah... I was sort of like that at first...
[08:30] BC: i've been hopping through a whole bunch of servers
[08:30] KM: Virtual reality... except not virtual...
[08:30] KM: Wait...
[08:30] KM: You mean...
[08:31] KM: We are not the only active session...?
[08:31] KM: But... the meteors...
[08:31] BC: apparently theres all these other races playing
[08:31] BC: crazy aliens and stuff
[08:31] KM: Weird...
[08:31] KM: Though...
[08:31] KM: That would make sense...
[08:31] BC: how so
[08:32] KM: There has been some... interference...
[08:32] KM: I have been investigating it...
[08:32] BC: that cant be good
[08:32] BC: interference with who
[08:33] KM: I am not completely sure...
[08:34] BC: i'll have to figure that out later, that never, ever bodes well
[08:34] KM: So you say you're an... admin...
[08:35] BC: in title alone
[08:35] KM: ...Oh.
[08:35] BC: i've basically only managed server hopping, it makes me feel a bit like doctor who
[08:35] KM: I think I heard of that once...
[08:35] KM: Oh...
[08:36] KM: We have this player...
[08:36] KM: Who I am supposed to be serving...
[08:36] KM: But I have not seen him since I started playing...
[08:36] BC: hm
[08:36] KM: And to win the game... apparently we need to fill his spot...
[08:36] KM: Is it possible... you could join us...?
[08:36] BC: oh i wait i know who your talking about, and yes that's the whole reason i'm here
[08:37] KM: What...? Really...?
[08:37] BC: basically, to switch servers, i have to swap players
[08:37] BC: big old mobius doublereacharound between the two instances
[08:37] KM: Oh... alright...
[08:37] KM: I guess no harm done...
[08:37] BC: he should be alright
[08:38] BC: anyways, i forgot to ask about the people here
[08:38] KM: What about them...?
[08:38] BC: are they treating you nice, i'm just making sure and all
[08:38] KM: Yeah... they are pretty weird though... like I think there is one who is constantly trying to touch my rear end through the internet...
-- barrelConnoisseur [BC] changed their mood to RANCOROUS  --
[08:39] BC: who
[08:39] KM: Uh... nevermind...
[08:39] KM: Why do you ask...?
[08:39] KM: Are you not more worried about yourself...?
[08:40] BC: well i couldn't just leave my best friend all alone in the middle of this gauntlet
-- barrelConnoisseur [BC] changed their mood to DISTRAUGHT  --
[08:40] KM: Well... I have friends now who are protecting me...
[08:40] KM: Hmm... one of them is online now...
[08:40] KM: Want to meet him...?
[08:40] BC: oooh, sure i'd love to <3
[08:41] KM: #MEETTHEGK
[08:41] KM: Whups... pardon me...
[08:41] BC:
[08:42] KM: Try again...
[08:42] BC: ok im in

Spoiler: Meeting the Greek (click to show/hide)

CBC RIGHT NOW opened memo on board MEETTHEGK.
CGK ceased responding to memo.
CBC: hello, i'm basically the new guy in town
CURRENT greekKiller [CGK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGK: HellO, DudE!
CURRENT kineticMoonlight [CKM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CKM: Yes... I wanted you to meet him GK... this is our new 8th player...
CGK: OH, AnotheR PlayeR JoineD US?
CBC: sorta switched with actually
CKM: Yes... looks like the chain is complete... and I can begin serving...
CGK: WelL, ThatS GreaT TheN.
CGK: BuT...
CKM: ...?
CBC: yes what is it
CGK: WhY IS ThE TitlE "MeeT ThE GK?"
CKM: Because you are GK... and BC is meeting you...!
CGK: ThaT MakeS SensE.
CGK: I GuesS.
CKM: With added "THE" for posterity...
CBC: gk, as in greek killer, right
CGK: YeaH.
CMA ceased responding to memo.
CKM: Hmm... I will let you two catch up... I must go...
CBC: Ou'le, by the way
CKM ceased responding to memo.
CGK: SO.
CBC: aw, just when i met my bf she ran away again, anyways, yeah
CGK: WhO ArE YoU?
CGK: I AM MikheaL.
CBC: i'm bear, bear rasputin
CGK: WoW, YoU SeriouS DudE?
CBC: yes my dad was iffy with names
CBC: he was an enormous robot
CGK: HolY ShiT.
CGK: ThatS.
CGK: AWSOME.
CBC:
CGK: LikE, REALLY REALLY AWSOME.
CGK: HoW CoulD YoU HavE A LifE ThaT AwsomE?
CBC: i um, i don't know, it just sorta happened that way ^_^'
CBC: it wasn't all happiness though
CGK: HoW CoulD IT NoT?
CBC: i was sorta trapped on my dad's back most of the time
CBC: in a cube
CGK: ...
CGK: OK.
CGK: GO ON.
CBC: basically, in my little cube, i made some pretty popular games i think, i can't remember all of them
CGK: LikE WhaT?
CBC: one of them was named after my dad
CBC: like, metal gear something or other
CGK: OH MY GoD.
CBC: that stuff's not important really
CBC: the big thing i did was program homestuck, although i don't remember how really
CGK: ...
CGK: Holy ShiT DudE.
CGK: DiD
CGK: YoU
CGK: HavE
CGK: AnY
CGK: IdeA
CGK: AbouT
CGK: WhaT
CGK: YoU
CGK: DiD?
CBC: well i do now unfortunatly >_>
CBC: i don't really remember how i did any of it, it was really wierd and stuff
CGK: AnD WhY Didn'T YoU BacK OuT WheN YoU HearD ThE FackinG MeteorS BiT?
CBC: i got into the beta test too, naturally, the whole meteor thing was something i figured out a bit late
CBC: i was on a different sever than you, actually
CGK: WelL, ThaT SuckS.
CGK: I FeeL SO SorrY FoR YoU MaN.
CBC: it's ok, i've sorta come to terms with this whole bullshit game thing
CBC: and the aliens
CGK: WelL, YoU TolD ME AbouT YouR LifE...
CBC: how about yours?
CGK: ItS OnlY FaiR I TolD YoU MinE.
CBC: crap you made me type a ? >_>
CBC: anyways, go on
CGK: I LivE IN ThiS GainT ManoR ThinG, With MY DaD, AnD UnclE WhO VisitS FroM TimE TO TimE.
CBC: must have been really roomy
CGK: IT WaS.
CGK: WE HaD ThiS HugE FackinG LibaraY, FoR GodS SakE.
CGK: AnD OuR OwN ToweR.
CBC: it sounds almost like a castle ^_^
CKM ceased responding to memo.
CGK: NoT QuitE ThougH.
CGK: I DaD Also WenT ON AbouT HoW I CamE DowN FroM A LinE OF AncienT GreekS AnD EnglisH KnightS.
CGK: *My
CBC: lemme guess, it bored the heck out of you, or you were really really intrigued by it
CGK: I WaS IntrigueD, ActuallY.
CGK: I AM A BiT OF A HistorY FanatiC.
CGK: I HaVE A BuncH OF HistorY BookS IN MY RooM...
CGK: ... OR AT LeasT, WhatS LefT OF IT.
CBC: really, usually it's different... oh well, that's neat though, i'm a little bit of a history buff myself
CGK: ThatS CooL!
CBC: my dad let me have my own last name so I got to name it something historical too
CGK: RasputiN, RighT?
CBC: you betcha, the biggest smoothtalker to ever come out of russia
CGK: HeH.
CGK: ThatS NicE.
CGK: SO AnywaY...
CBC: so how are the other people in this instance, mimi only really mentioned you
CGK: TheY ArE ReallY CooL.
CGK: AlL OF TheM.
CGK: ...
CGK: Don'T TelL AnyonE NameD DashingbarD ThaT
CBC: your secret is safe with me fair knight
CGK: NoT ThE KnighT ThinG AgaiN.
CBC: sorry, only joking ^_^'
CGK: ThatS ThE FiftH TImE TodaY I HavE BeeN CalleD ThaT.
CBC: by who
CGK: EVERYONE.
CGK: I ThinK ItS SomE SorT OF FreaK Cociendence, BuT HonestlY.
CBC: well history buff+defender of my best friend fits the bill pretty well though ya know
CGK: ItS Starting TO GeT OlD.
CBC: you could try for something more like a synonym, like arbiter
CGK: WelL, TheN I BetteR GeT ReadY FoR ThE StorM.
CGK: HuR.
CBC: gosh, arbiter, now i'm thinking about dr who again
CBC: what storm
CGK: ThE StorM OF ME BeinG CalleD A KnighT.
CBC: haha, yeah. that's gonna come up alot.
CGK: Don'T ReminD ME.
CGK: WelL, IT WaS AwsomE TalkinG TO YoU, DudE.
CGK: ByE.
CGK ceased responding to memo.
CBC: you too man
CBC: aw

Dammit, I can't turn smilies off, oh well.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Did you know Pesterchum saves all the logs guys?

Go to the pesterchum folder and find Logs, search for the one you want, and BLAM, the entire pesterlog complete with name colorations and maybe even time stamps.

[Heliman]

Well fuck that's a half hour wasted then >_>

thanks for the tip.

[freeformschooler]

Updatedness!

Spoiler: Huge image, bluh bluh (click to show/hide)

[SirAaronIII]

Minor thing: the game is called Sburb, not Homestuck. Homestuck is that one webcomic thing with the kids and aliens and they do stuff.

[Johnfalcon99977]

I also updated this thing:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Heliman]

pink? paaaaaaaaank? *fakerage*

[Johnfalcon99977]

No matter how you put it, Philosopher of Courage is still Witch of Heart .

Edit: You also have a skirt in God Tier Form [/Trolololo]

Edit2: This is almost finished. I Just need Bear's posistion.
Mikheal: Lead Singer + Support Guitarist
Brian: Lead Guitarist
Alex: Bass
Mimi: Keyboard
Danielle: Drummer
Claire: Audio Master (Puts in all the noises we can't make.)
Troy: DJ Remixer/Roadie
Bear: