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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Johnfalcon99977]

I wanted RL to fuck around while you two were still Aggrieving.

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[07:12] -- greekKiller [GK] began pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 19:12 --
[07:13] GK: HeY RL.
[07:13] RL: wh4t
[07:13] GK: ArE YoU DoinG DB'S SessioN YeT?
[07:13] RL: s0rt 0f
[07:13] GK: SorT OF?
[07:13] RL: h3's k1nda f1ght1ng h1s d4d r1ght n0w
[07:14] RL: s0 I'm w41t1ng f0r h1m t0 fiini5h
[07:14] GK: ...
[07:14] GK: NVM.
[07:14] GK: AnywaY, UpgradeD TO EnameL.
[07:14] RL: c00l
[07:14] GK: IT LookS SO MucH MorE ShinY.
[07:15] RL: I st1ll run l1k3 g0ld 0r s0m3thing
[07:15] GK: YoU ShoulD DO IT SomE TimE.
[07:15] RL: I tri3d 3n4mel f0r a b1t
[07:15] RL: 1t burnt my 3y3s
[07:15] GK: MY ComputeR IS AwsomE.
[07:15] RL: ?
[07:16] GK: KindA StrangE, ConsiderinG EverythinG ElsE I HavE IS OutdateD CraP.
[07:16] GK: I HavE ThE LatesT ComputeR ON ThE MarkeT.
[07:16] RL: ?
[07:16] RL: 0h n1ce
[07:17] GK: AnY ThoughtS ON SuburB SO FaR?
[07:18] GK: RL?
[07:18] RL: 1t's g0t a t0n 0f m3nus
[07:19] GK: HavE YoU HaD TimE TO LooK AT TheM?
[07:19] RL: 4nd my v3rs10n h4s wh4t I h0p3 is a gl1tch wh3r3 y0u c4n s33 wh4t y0ur cl13nt 1s d0ing 1n r3al l1f3
[07:19] GK: WhaT CaN YoU DO?
[07:19] GK: OH.
[07:19] RL: n0t r3ally, th3y're m0stly m4de up w0rds
[07:19] GK: I Don'T KnoW, TrY SomethinG.
[07:20] RL: s0 I f1gur3 I'll ju5t pu5h butt0ns when DB 1s d0ne w1th h1s f1ght
[07:20] GK: PusH ThE ButtonS NoW. TheY BeckoN.
[07:20] RL: d0n't w4nt t0 int3rrupt w1th 4n 3xpl0d1ng c0mput3r 0r s0m3thing, r1ght?
[07:20] GK: ExplodinG ComputeR?
[07:21] RL: idk I m4de s0meth1ng up
[07:21] GK: JusT TrY SomethinG. WhatS ThE WorsT ThaT CaN HappeN?
[07:21] RL: d4mm1t
[07:21] RL: y0u s4id th3 phr4s3
[07:22] RL: n0w w3'r3 4ll g0nn4 b3 3at3n by th3 m3nu w1th funny w0rds
[07:22] RL: b3c4us3 y0u s4id th4t
[07:22] RL: typ3d
[07:22] RL: WH4T3V3R
[07:22] GK: OH ComE ON. ItS NoT ReallY CurseD.
[07:22] GK: YoU KnoW ThaT.
[07:23] RL: st1ll, 1t's n0t w0rth int3rrupt1ing th3ir ph1losophy d1scuss1ons f0r th3 g4m3
[07:23] RL: I'm f1ne w41ting
[07:23] GK: I FeeL LikE I ShoulD KnoW WhaT TerriblE ThingS DB CaN DO TO ME BeforE HE DoeS TheM.
[07:24] GK: YoU SurE YoU Won'T?
[07:24] RL: h3'll b3 s3rv1ng you l4st th0
[07:24] RL: y0u'v3 g0t t1m3
[07:24] GK: NO, I GO IN DirectlY AfteR HiM.
[07:24] GK: DB IS MY ClienT.
[07:25] RL: but I th0ught I w3nt 1n r1ght aft3r DB
[07:25] RL: b3c4us3 I'm h1s s3rv3r
[07:25] GK: I ThinK ItS ThE OtheR WaY ArounD.
[07:25] GK: ItS NoT ThaT BaD.
[07:25] RL: 4ctu4lly, w3 c0uld pr0b4bly b0th g0 1n @t 0nc3
[07:25] GK: HmM?
[07:25] GK: LinK?
[07:26] RL: 1t's p3st3rchum b3ing dum8, ign0re it
[07:26] GK: OK.
[07:26] RL: 8ut y3ah
[07:26] GK: I ThinK ThatS A GooD IdeA, RL. US GoinG IN AT OncE.
[07:26] RL: I s33 n0 r3as0n why w3 can't both g0 in 4t 0nc3
[07:27] GK: WE ShoulD TelL ThE OtherS.
[07:27] GK: TwicE AS ManY PeoplE GO AT OncE ThiS WaY!
[07:27] RL: I gu3ss
[07:28] RL: y0u t3ll 3v3ry0n3
[07:28] GK: OK.
[07:28] GK: OnlY KF AnD AL ArE ON.
[07:28] GK: WhY IS KF AlwayS SaD?
[07:29] RL: n0 clu3
[07:29] GK: I WoulD MakE A DisS AbouT ThaT IF I WerE NoT A SuperioR BeinG.
[07:29] RL: <_<
[07:29] GK: I AM NO TrolL.
[07:30] GK: AnywaY, ChaO.
[07:30] RL: adi0s
[07:30] GK: HopE YoU HavE FuN.
[07:30] -- greekKiller [GK] ceased pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 19:30 --

[TherosPherae]

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

[05:33] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL] began pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 17:33 --
[05:33] AL: GK SAID YOU HAD A PLAN FOR US ALL TO GO AT ONCE?
[05:34] RL: n0t 4ll 4t 0nc3
[05:34] AL: OH
[05:34] RL: 8ut w3 w3r3 4rguing ov3r wh3th3r 1t w4s h1m 0r m3 wh0 g03s 1n n3xt
[05:34] RL: 4nd I figur3d, w3ll, why n0t b0th?
[05:34] AL: HUH
[05:34] AL: HE CAN'T
[05:35] AL: HE'S AT THE BACK OF THE LINE
[05:35] RL: ?
[05:35] AL: WE HAVE TO DO IT IN ORDER
[05:35] AL: SO THAT WAY WE'RE ALL CONNECTED
[05:35] AL: OH, DO YOU HAVE THE CLIENT PROGRAM YET?
[05:35] RL: y3ah
[05:36] RL: 8ut 1t t4k3s f0r3v3r t0 l0ad
[05:36] RL: 4cc0rding t0 db, 4nyw4ys
[05:36] AL: WE BETTER GET STARTED THEN. i HAVE THE SERVER PROGRAM READY TO GO.
[05:36] RL: 0k4y
[05:36] RL: I'll st4rt up th3 cl13nt
[05:37] AL: GREAT
[05:37] RL: 4nd... l04d b4r s3t up
[05:37] RL: 3st1m4t3d t1me t0 c0mpl3t10n: fr1ck1n' f0r3v3r.
[05:37] AL: OKAY, I'M INSTALLING THE SERVER PROGRAM
[05:37] AL: OH GEEZ
[05:37] RL: it'll pr0bably l3t y0u c0nn3ct wh1le it's l0ad1ng
[05:37] RL: 0h g33z wh4t?
[05:38] AL: THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREEEEEEEEEVER
[05:38] RL: yup
[05:38] RL: it'5 l1k3 Sburb: the DMV
[05:38] AL: I'M GONNA HAVE SOME MORE OF THAT PIZZA I ORDERED FOR BREAKFAST
[05:38] AL: WHILE I WAIT
[05:38] RL: h4v3 fun
[05:38] RL: 4nd - 0h h3ll, n0t 4g41n
[05:38] AL: I WILL
[05:39] AL: WHAT?
[05:39] RL: n0. n0t n0w, y0u b4st4rd.
[05:39] AL: OH JESUS
[05:39] RL: 0h sh00t th4t w4s th3 wr0ng w1nd0w
[05:39] RL: Guard g0t p3st3rchum
[05:39] AL: HUH?
[05:39] AL: OH
[05:39] AL: I THOUGHT HE WAS IN THE ROOM AGAIN
[05:39] AL: PHEW
[05:39] RL: h3 w1ll b3 s00n aft3r wh4t I ju5t s3nt :\
[05:39] AL: ERR
[05:40] RL: 4nd I'm n0t d0ing 4ny m0re fr1ck1ng m4r4th0n tr41ning
[05:40] AL: MAKE A BREAK FOR IT?
[05:40] RL: 0h n0.
[05:40] RL: h3's tr41n3d m3 w3ll.
[05:40] AL: OH?
[05:40] AL: WAIT
[05:40] AL: ARE YOU GONNA STRIFE
[05:40] RL: I th1nk it's t1m3 I sh0w him ju5t h0w much m0r3 tr4ining I n33d
[05:40] RL: wh1ch would be: FR1CK1n N0N3.
[05:40] AL: BE CAREFUL, OKAY?
[05:40] RL: pff
[05:41] AL: NO REALLY
[05:41] AL: HE'S SCARY
[05:41] RL: c4r3ful 1s wh4t y0u 4r3 wh3n y0u th1nk y0u'll h4v3 t0 run
[05:41] RL: 4nd I
[05:41] RL: N3v3r
[05:41] RL: RUN.
[05:41] AL: OKAY THEN
[05:41] RL: h3's h3r3.
[05:41] RL: sr1f3 t1m3
[05:41] AL: GOOD LUCK
[05:41] RL: h4v3 fun w1th y0ur p1zza
[05:42] -- ragingLunatic [RL] ceased pestering apprenticeLumberjack [AL] at 17:42 --

Welp, guess I get to draft up the housemap for STRIFE purposes now. I'll try to be quick.

[Blade Master Model 42]

DB:Aggrieve so hard, you don't even know.

Nobody talks shit about your comedy. Nobody. You squeeze off another bolt at the Professor, that tool. The shot goes wide though. He didn't even have to dodge. Damn shitty crossbow.

You can move or take a minor action, or wait for the Professor's rebuttal.

[Bdthemag]

DB:Aggrieve so hard, you don't even know.

Nobody talks shit about your comedy. Nobody. You squeeze off another bolt at the Professor, that tool. The shot goes wide though. He didn't even have to dodge. Damn shitty crossbow.

You can move or take a minor action, or wait for the Professor's rebuttal.

Move left one square, then wait.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Wait, I thought I was going second? The turn order made me think that people connected first then helped their client out?

[Blade Master Model 42]

In the Original Homestuck, the Server became the next client in the chain, rather than the client becoming the next server. John lost his disc, remember?

Then again, I see no reason why we can't do it this way. Once DB is back by his computer, he can connect if he chooses. While he does that, AL can connect RL, and the chain can move out in both directions.

DB:Aggrieve so hard, you don't even know.

Nobody talks shit about your comedy. Nobody. You squeeze off another bolt at the Professor, that tool. The shot goes wide though. He didn't even have to dodge. Damn shitty crossbow.

You can move or take a minor action, or wait for the Professor's rebuttal.

Move left one square, then wait.

You move over to your computer. You could message somebody if you wanted. Then again, you're in the middle of Strife. It might be inadvisable.

The Professor is not amused. You know what? He's going to deal with this garbage later. He is just fed up with that crossbow of yours. You're both going to have a serious discussion about it over dinner young man. The Professor starts to walk out.

Huh. I guess you aren't in the middle of strife anymore.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Thats what I was thinking, my character just stumbled over his words a lot.

[TherosPherae]

Spoiler: Houseplan (click to show/hide)

Do I need to elaborate which red squares mean what?

[Blade Master Model 42]

Spoiler: Houseplan (click to show/hide)

Do I need to elaborate which red squares mean what?

If you don't feel like it, it is not that critical. Feel free to embellish the descriptions of your environment with them though.

Is RL approaching her Guardian, or the other way around?

[TherosPherae]

Spoiler: Houseplan (click to show/hide)

Do I need to elaborate which red squares mean what?

If you don't feel like it, it is not that critical. Feel free to embellish the descriptions of your environment with them though.

Is RL approaching her Guardian, or the other way around?

Other way 'round. And I forgot to put where they are on the map, so just have RL in her room next to the 2 red squares (her desk) and Guard next to the door.

[Bdthemag]

Bluh my internet is disconnecting randomly so I won't be on pesterchum for awhile.

[Blade Master Model 42]

BD: Be your Server Player.

Why not? You are now RL. You were just getting harassed on pesterchum by your Guardian. He is such a tool. Always making you train. He is a tool of the highest order, and you are sick of his shit. You feel like going and settling this right now. You feel like doing this bro. You wanna make this happen.

Good thing too, because he just slammed open your door. He looks like he means business.

Roll for initiative!

Spoiler: handy image for easy character tracking (click to show/hide)

The green square is RL. The tangerine-ish square is The Guard.

[TherosPherae]

Rolled a 3 and a 1. So I guess that would be... 7?

[Blade Master Model 42]

The Guard has an initiative of 12. Oh yeah, he's going first.

The guard bounds forward and swings at you with a wooden training halberd, connecting for one point of damage!

Guess the era of training dummies over.

RL's turn. What do you do?

[TherosPherae]

Hit him with the halberd!

Aaaaaaand rolled a 1. This is gonna end badly.