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Yes Please.

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Hell Nah.

12 (48%)

Total Members Voted: 20

[Blade Master Model 42]

That was absolutely fantastic.

>Ask the psycho bitch if she's moved on yet.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Creeeeepy flasback!
One thing I noticed though, the creepy guy's threats sorta scroll off the page... I had to quote the post to actually read the rest of it. That little bit of extra work was definitely worth it, though!

It looks fine on my side, you might have a different resolution or... something.  I don't know.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Update!  Are you guys ready to rock?

Spoiler: TIME TO ROOOCK (click to show/hide)

But first you are now this new character.


Career: VP of *mumble mumble synergy mumble*
College: Bachelors in Business
Abode: Townhouse
Relationship status: Divorce
Cash: Upper Middle Class
Laptop: Something practical.
Gamer score: Like 250? Maybe?
Overall score: Acceptable


You are just about to give a big important meeting dealing with... business, to the other heads of department.  Despite working in the same building with them for the past 10 years in the same company, you doubt they remember who you are. Oh well, better introduce yourself.. again.

[Hitty40]

John Smith.

[ashton1993]

John Smith

Which is short for Johnathan just 'cos

[King_of_the_weasels]

John Smith.

Can't tell if you chose that name for how boring it is, or if your just lazy.

[ashton1993]

John Smith.

Can't tell if you chose that name for how boring it is, or if your just lazy.

Well the game is called slacker

[Ultimuh]

John Smith.

Can't tell if you chose that name for how boring it is, or if your just lazy.

I think it may be both.

Maybe you should try..

Philip Walters

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Lefty Honkytonk.

You're actually right handed.

[Blade Master Model 42]

John Smith.

Can't tell if you chose that name for how boring it is, or if your just lazy.

I think it may be both.

Maybe you should try..

Philip Walters

+1 to Philip Walters.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Update, sorry for the delay but I had some imperial scum to take care of with my trusty blaster.

My name is John Walters and I'm a real go-getter.  If there's a hum-dinger you can't solve I can un-dingit.  I am a master of my craft and I have climbed the mighty corporate ladder, and I will continue to climb, I'll even step on the top rung, to hell with safety regulations.  My middle name is Synergy.  Well technically it's Philip but if my parent's had known of the all "syn" I'd "ergy" they'd be sure to give me a fitting name, hell my first name would of been punctual, Punctual Synergy Walters.  Damn that sounds good, I'll be sure to have my next set of business cards be made out in that name, seeing as I'm running out.  Networking would be my last name, yeah.  But I guess hindsight is 20:20 except my hindsight which is 100:100, double A like the battery. The best battery.

"Do you have anything to add John?"
"Huh? Oh.. no .. no."

*BZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZ*
[Ex-Wife] Don't forget to pick up our daughter from school it's Friday.
[Me] I know, I would never forget, stop acting like I would.
[Ex-Wife] Well don't forget to pick her up.]
[Me] I won't.  I'm sorry I'm not the deadbeat dad you want me to be. I'll pick her up.
[Ex-Wife] Pick HER up?, please tell me you still remember her name at least

  I thought marrying the boss's daughter would be nice,  I thought she was nice, but the Carr's... They aren't a family... they're a sadistic cult of hate and false pity.  I had to fight just to get my daughter for the weekends, hopefully I can prevent the taint from seeping into her core, she's still a sweet girl, I won't let anyone change that.  The Department heads are looking at me, better just tell her our daughter's name so she'll shut the hell up and leave me alone...

Don't worry I'm not gonna do another flashback.  Yet...


Also I need a name for his little 6-7 year old daughter.

[filiusenox]

Elizabeth Monroe Walters. Her freinds and you just call her Lizzy, her mom insists on calling her Elizabeth.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Lizzy Monroe Walters, she's currently one year ahead in school and at the very top of her class.

Is Lizzy short for Elizabeth? Or a nick name for Lisa, or Elisa.

[filiusenox]

Edited it.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Patricia Walters, but everyone calls her 'Puddin'