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vagel7

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Re: You are King OOC Thread
« Reply #2445 on: August 30, 2011, 02:44:32 pm »

Charades Tournament?
"By the King's Proclamation, He Who Can Best Pantomime the Following Phrase shall Win a Ducat!"

I support this, after I have killed granny of course.
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« Reply #2446 on: August 30, 2011, 02:46:52 pm »

After you kill granny?!?!
What fantasy world are you living in?
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« Reply #2447 on: August 30, 2011, 02:47:48 pm »

Granny will be the one who wins the tourney, man.
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« Reply #2448 on: August 30, 2011, 02:49:21 pm »

Granny will be the one who wins the tourney, man.
She can kill you without a word or weapon, Just charades :P
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« Reply #2449 on: August 30, 2011, 02:56:58 pm »

After you kill granny?!?!
What fantasy world are you living in?
What, you think I would let you kill him/her, no way man, I'm the hired killer.
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That last gobbo would stand there, missing an arm, punctured in a kidney, liver, and spleen, fading in and out of consciousness at the far end of where the drawbridge would go, and his last sight would be the drawbridge dropping down and smashing him like a bug.

God DAMN I love this game!

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« Reply #2450 on: August 30, 2011, 03:10:47 pm »

Granny will be the one who wins the tourney, man.
She can kill you without a word or weapon, Just charades :P
She will pantomime you to DEATH.
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« Reply #2451 on: August 30, 2011, 03:17:22 pm »

Next order of business, sentence all the mimes in Elberth to hang above a scorpion pit with the big letters "READ THE WORDS." on the side of the pit.

After you kill granny?!?!
What fantasy world are you living in?
What, you think I would let you kill him/her, no way man, I'm the hired killer.

And i'm the brutal and overly cruel internal affairs minister who can arrest you and torture you without a warrant for being a witch/spy/criminal. I get to kill her and use her body for SCIENCE!!! You get half- or if we link up with the Mask a third- of her money, if your useful and don't die, of course.
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« Reply #2452 on: August 30, 2011, 03:26:27 pm »

Next order of business, sentence all the mimes in Elberth to hang above a scorpion pit with the big letters "READ THE WORDS." on the side of the pit.

After you kill granny?!?!
What fantasy world are you living in?
What, you think I would let you kill him/her, no way man, I'm the hired killer.

And i'm the brutal and overly cruel internal affairs minister who can arrest you and torture you without a warrant for being a witch/spy/criminal. I get to kill her and use her body for SCIENCE!!! You get half- or if we link up with the Mask a third- of her money, if your useful and don't die, of course.
Nonono, I will kill her cleanly and let you have the body. I need to kill somebody like her for my stealth learning.
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That last gobbo would stand there, missing an arm, punctured in a kidney, liver, and spleen, fading in and out of consciousness at the far end of where the drawbridge would go, and his last sight would be the drawbridge dropping down and smashing him like a bug.

God DAMN I love this game!

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« Reply #2453 on: August 30, 2011, 03:26:45 pm »

..You do realize its very premature to be divvying the spoils yes?

Manskinner thought Suul was an easy target. It was not. I highly doubt Granny Mistaris is going to be an easy raid. Plan for hardship lads.
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« Reply #2454 on: August 30, 2011, 03:35:47 pm »

I'll still take my part of the spoils though.
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« Reply #2455 on: August 30, 2011, 03:51:35 pm »

Kain has an entire seasoned regiment at his back, a (pc) man who can make gunpowder and ballistas, an (pc) assasain, a (pc) spy, support from the palace gaurds,and the ability to arrest and torture someone for being a threat to Elberth vs one crime lord, her most likely small army, and her somewhat trained assasians.

I got a bit more of a bonus against her, all things considered.
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« Reply #2456 on: August 30, 2011, 03:53:09 pm »

Of course, she could be the godmother of all of elbreth's criminal organizations, which means you're a dead man walking.

Also, no more tavern and whorehouse visits for you :P
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« Reply #2457 on: August 30, 2011, 03:54:55 pm »

Iituem specifically stated that she's on par with Terenos d'Avistral though. All of your supposed advantages count for nothing against that.
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« Reply #2458 on: August 30, 2011, 03:56:55 pm »

Hows that? Kain is infinitely more devious then a senile woman.
Just because he doesn't do somethings and prefers to be a bit more brute force right now, doens't mean he aint smart.
And if all of his plans fail...he'll just loot and burn that entire section of city...
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« Reply #2459 on: August 30, 2011, 03:58:10 pm »

Who said she is senile?

She is probably over 10x Vito Corleone.
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That last gobbo would stand there, missing an arm, punctured in a kidney, liver, and spleen, fading in and out of consciousness at the far end of where the drawbridge would go, and his last sight would be the drawbridge dropping down and smashing him like a bug.

God DAMN I love this game!
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