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[shadenight123]

I'm wondering if our beloved character isn't too bold, too soon.
No, not 'danger-wise' as we are ballsy enough to run with 1 hit point into a bee hive.. But story-wise. Hmm.

Also ; I Still have a viewer! WOO!

i'm here to stay storwca...unluckily for you, i'm worse than parasitic grass. and zergs.
...>.>

[Iituem]

Rapt with attention here too.  Nothing says mayhem like... um... gay hens?  Sod it, just remember the golden rule:

Pillage, then burn.

[Thexor]

Hey, our favourite mass-murdering, kleptomaniac sociopath is back!

And he's continuing the LP! 

[jetex1911]

I agree, keep up the good work! 

[USEC_OFFICER]

A viewer? Singular? You must be mistaken.

There's plenty of us, and we love this stuff are legion. Keep at it, for we love the tale you weave here.

Fixed. 

[Supercharazad]

I live for this.

[Stworca]

Posting to let you know :

There WILL be an update today (tomorrow at worst), i just had to work on BG2 let's play some more, and naturally work, school and relationships.. hence the delays!
I'll try to post at least one Morrowind update a week, hopefully this number will increase - if my time allows for that.

But first, let me ask you.. Can our hero be a role model?

[shadenight123]

kill him and burn, then eat his corpse.
there can only be ONE criminal scum. US.

[Roboboy33]

kill him and burn, then eat his corpse.
there can only be ONE criminal scum. US.

Agreed. Murder.

[USEC_OFFICER]

kill him and burn, then eat his corpse.
there can only be ONE criminal scum. US.

No, no, no no. Don't kill him. Follow him home instead, and then kill his parents. It's due to his terrible parents that this poor boy wants to become criminal scum. We should improve his future by murdering his parents in front of his very eyes.

...

Of course then we'll have to bump him off. He did just see us commit murder. Can't have any witnesses, right?

[Stworca]

No, no, no no. Don't kill him. Follow him home instead, and then kill his parents. It's due to his terrible parents that this poor boy wants to become criminal scum. We should improve his future by murdering his parents in front of his very eyes.

...

Of course then we'll have to bump him off. He did just see us commit murder. Can't have any witnesses, right?

How about using magic to make him kill his own parents, and then---
Wait.. What am i saying?!

I should CONVINCE him that doing so is the best way, and then lie that there is no Santa. (Because there has to be.. right?)

[Stworca]

Chapter 1 : "First Steps"
Part 9

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[What evil deeds is our her--]
A willow anther, and a black anther.. I wonder if i can find some neat shrooms too!
[You were supposed to kill, steal and laugh at people that fall on stairs! You know what? Nevermind, i will help you get back in character..]


Hag : GET OFF MY LAWN!
What did yo--
*swoosh*


How could you miss me with that?! You know what the trick with fireballs is? You target the GROUND.
Hag : What-- what about--
The blades? You target the heart, or the spine, or the neck.. You know what? The blade is too complex for you.


With three assassins, they should've coordinated the attack much better.
Then again, i would kill all of them regardless. I.AM.GO--- OH! WHAT IS THIS! IT'S FLYING AND IT'S TRYING TO KILL ME!


It's a.. A.. I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG! The damn Butterflies are after me! [That's one heavy butterfly]


I must inform the authorities, and mobilize the army. There is still time! If we act now-- Damn it, what is it NOW?


My life is worth two kingdoms and three billion gold pieces, why?
Bandit : A god damn comedian, eh? Let's see how you like sword-
Allow me to answer this question right away. I LOVE SWORDS.


That's the problem with bandits. They never learn that attacking me is stupid, because the ones that tried are dead..
Maybe i should just haul a few chopped-off heads with me, to keep bandits at bay. Killing is fun, and all that, but i have places to be, people to meet!


Case and point, there is another one. Not this time! I will fire a warning shot, that will surely make the brigand flee for her life.


Steady.. steady.. confront your breathing.. aaaaand.. DAMN IT!


CONTROL! Control NOT confront! I always mix these up. The bandit is dead though.. Meh, i'll take it. Surprisingly enough she does not look like a robber. Peasant clothes, no weapons. Is it possible that i acted before thinking, and killed an innocent? Hmm.. There is only one thing that i can do in that case.


Plant some weapons on her body, so that i can claim i was just defending myself! Hell Yeah!

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Balmora.. This way! And there is another woman! I will talk to her first, not to leave a trail of bodies behind me. After all, that's why i ended up in Morrowind in the first place.


Greetings, surprisingly-well-dressed woman. My name is..
Surprisingly-well-dressed woman : I know exactly who you are.
Is that so..? Can i ask you--


What kind of trick are you trying to pull on me?


Ze woman : How could i ever hope to outsmart a glorious conqueror such as yourself?


By appealing to my enormous ego, and feeding me false compliments. You'd be able to fool me quite easily, and gain an upper hand, an element of surprise. How much easier would it be for an assassinette to slay me, if she was able to catch me off guard. A dagger would be easy to conceal in your robes, and i would have to be paranoid to suspect anything.
But guess what, i AM. You gave up too much information, and slipped on my background. I know what you are.
Ze woman : Very good, what happens now?
I am known as merciful and forgiving. Which means that you will leave this place.. alive.
Ze woman : ..Thank you.


Hey! One more thing!
Ze Woman : What is it?
I'm also known as a liar.
Ze Woman : Wh-- No.. No! NOO!


What is this? A note? Ahh, more assassins not far from here! It must be, as i am the master of reading maps. Now.. which end is north?

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This must be it, and if it's not.. What do i care anyway? Balmora is not far from here, and my journey hasn't tenth cycle, whatever that may be. Then again, i can not waltz around, killing innocents.
*knock knock*
Nobody opened the doors.. Good enough reason for me to kill everyone inside.


Doors leading to doors.. Who designed this hideout?!


Wait just a minute.. This could be actually a pretty good defensive layout. The outer doors were very loud, alarming everyone inside.. It requires a slight change of tactics. There.. Now it's all good.


*Kick them doors in!* Herro?


Generic Bandit #1 : My arm! Bastard shot me!
Generic Bandit #2 : Quiet, you will blow the cover!
Generic Bandit #1 : He SHOT me.. There is no more cover!
That's right. Now it's time for you to make a few threatening poses, so that i can later describe this minor encounter as an epic battle.


You died already?! REALLY? Not even i can lie about this skirmish being difficult. In the name of everything that is holy, how did these bandits even survive out here?!


Ah-ha! A reward worth all my efforts! It's the ultimate goal of all sane people!

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It's starting to get windy, and there is nothing that i hate more than sand in my delicate, beautiful eyes.
Except maybe argonians, imperials, khajit, all kinds of elves, nords, redguards, mages, warriors, priests, archers, thieves, tax collectors, farmers, the color red..


..and naturally little girls named Shana, asking me to give them boost on a swing. Bloody hell, ANOTHER bandit?! I'm getting tired of this. I think i'm not even going to be subtle about it..


Bandit! : What th--
That's right, i'm going to attack YOU before you even have the chance to threaten me. I'm worth more than a hundred drakes!


Bandit : Dra--
You have a weapon and a shield, let me take care of that... THERE! Now you're unarmed.


Bandit : But i...
No, i don't care. Die. Ahh.. a perfect hit. Do you have anything to add?


Bandit : ...*dead*
I thought so.. Now what have we here.. A letter?

"To Axxio, the scarf merchant.."

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...
YOU THERE! RAT! YOU WILL ANSWER FOR KILLING THIS INNOCENT MERCHANT!

[shadenight123]

Nice. Just remember, next time you have to EAT the corpses.

[Stworca]

Nice. Just remember, next time you have to EAT the corpses.

Have you SEEN the last guy? We'd need a straw for that.

[shadenight123]

Nice. Just remember, next time you have to EAT the corpses.

Have you SEEN the last guy? We'd need a straw for that.

then go and GET ONE.
or just break a bone and suck up the mallow, then use the bone.