Bwahaha, oh lord... Sometimes I wish you could record co-op matches.
We started off with some dude picking Meepo and me randoming Elder Titan, a character I didn't really feel like playing all that much just then, but also didn't want to lose the gold for repicking... No one else wanted to swap though, so we went through with three carries (Meepo, Clinkz and Riki), Shadow Shaman and myself.
Shadow Shaman starts the game by having his net explode and DC'ing. Meepo feeds a couple times in his solo lane before quitting. Clinkz fails a gank and then joins the crowd.
That leaves Riki and ET to face off against highly fed Juggernaut, Sven and Razor... Plus Zeus and Lich with their ults in good shape.
I do really miss when the bots would actually "disconnect" when one of the players dropped out... Made for things being less hectic. But then again, if that were still the case, I wouldn't have been able to tell you how we managed to stomp a 2v5 co-op just on our lonesome.
Thanks to some mad skill synergies, defensive play and coordination, we managed to either force them to retreat or outright destroy them in teamfights long enough for us to annihilate all of their rax... While simultaneously getting some truly ridiculous gold stockpiles to sit on.
ET's ultimate was basically capable of turning an entire 5-man bot group right around, and in one circumstance allowed Riki to teamwipe them, despite everyone being fed and farmed to hither and yon.
It took a long time, but we manage to defeat them... And yes, I'm quite proud of myself for that. Our rewards? A couple shroom chests. Meepo got a chest of the Cursed Wood, despite not having had anything to do with the game.
Of special not was that although we could control the disconnected Meepo prime, we couldn't control his clones... This led to one of them just wandering out of the base after some lanecreeps and dying. Then, later on, since the DCed heroes were so low level and had effectively no items, whenever Zeus pulled off a double ult with refresher he got a triple kill from the mooks sitting in fountain.