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[Aslandus]

They know you're ready for them, they just want to make sure the migrants and traders can't get in.

How do you make bells out of stone and ceramic?

[infrequentLurker]

Very carefully and with no regard to the sound.

Why do various bird people approach your fort only to flee in terror at the sight of your terrified civilians?

[Knit tie]

Because they are very gentle and kind souls who can't bear to see the terror of others.

How can my blacksmith kick a giant in the head so hard he knocks the beast unconscious?

[Tiruin]

Blacksmithing trains strength. That connects with unarmed combat and modifies the power of unarmed attacks, like kicking.

((gah mistook this thread for another one! ))

Why can undead climb again? I figure this was asked before but...that's 2 z-levels of wall there. Nearly more than 6*~2 feet.

[kingsableye]

In order to balance the undead nerfs The Great Toady One enabled them to climb.

Why do animal people live with the humans and not the nature loving hippies elves?

[TheBiggerFish]

Because they don't want to be eaten.

Why did I not think of a decent question?

[flabort]

Because a decent answer is hard to get these days.

Why(TF) can't my homeless citizens just sleep in the nice inn/tavern I made earlier? There's plenty of beds set up, why did you pick the dirt again?!

[Erils]

Why take a bed when you can sleep on the infinitely more comfortable ground.

Why do my dwarves stand on the top of a tree while cutting it down?

[origamiscienceguy]

Why take a bed when you can sleep on the infinitely more comfortable ground.

Why do my dwarves stand on the top of a tree while cutting it down?

Because the ground shakes every time a tree is felled. Why would you stand on something that is so unstable that it shakes?

[NESgamer190]

To test how unstable the platform truly is, of course!

Why in the world did the kobolds name one of their thieves "Stronger"?

[Madman198237]

That way, he can argue with an adventurer named "Strongest".

Why did my dwarf bite a chunk out of a werebeast? Isn't he supposed to be afraid of getting were-kangaroo-ism?

And yes, it was a werekangaroo.

[Grimlocke]

To infect it with dwarfism.

Why do whole groups of arena mode critters sometimes stand around gormlessly while the opposing group turns them into shish kebab?

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

They are discussing the nature of reality.

Why is Arena Mode a thing? Surely the entire world is an arena for the glory of Armok.

[Grimlocke]

To answer all those burning, essential questions; like 'How many knife-armed gibbon men does it take to defeat an armored zombie whale'.

Why oh why do world-generated soldiers have such a disdain for gauntlets and boots?

[Amperzand]

Because fuck shoes, man.