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[TheHossofMoss]

There is only one who can, and he exists in our world.

Why do dwarfs not retreat to their rooms to make vile scumbabies?

Because that would not be efficient! Dwarfs, being very efficient creatures, choose rather to mate on the spot, or on the go, as doing it (ha) any other way would put a damper upon their daily-tasks of pleasing their Omniscient Overseer in a timely fashion.

What does Dwarven Science tell us about what lies BELOW the Circus?

[crazyabe]

A master work pile of: !!Not Much!!

why do !!dwarves!! not stop drop AND roll?

[Max™]

Somersaults require you to be prone and dodging something, and nobody has yet figured out how to dodge being on fire well enough to pull it off yet.

Why don't creatures made of flame ever seem to notice the explosions of steam, blood, vomit, spit, and so forth going off around them?

[qorthos]

deleted!

[crazyabe]

wrong thread

[achamalacha]

Why don't creatures made of flame ever seem to notice the explosions of steam, blood, vomit, spit, and so forth going off around them?

It somewhat similar to the anvil paradoxon. Since the beginning of time they were attacked by random procedual generated "heros" and thus started to lay havok on everything around them. Nowdays they just roll with it.

Why? (actually I couldn't come up with some witty question, and answered by mistake in the first place, so just: why?)

[Aslandus]

They are giant monsters made of fire, they can't exactly get a job at McDonald's

Why don't Minotaurs ever bring weapons to battle?

[Nikita]

A merchant's guard just attacked one of my dwarves for no reason, and now all the merchants are hostile. What the heck?

[Bumber]

Why don't Minotaurs ever bring weapons to battle?

It's funnier to kill your opponent with their own clothes.

A merchant's guard just attacked one of my dwarves for no reason, and now all the merchants are hostile. What the heck?

Your dwarf was refusing to haggle.

Why is it that dwarves can no longer stand to dig a hole (diggy-diggy hole) without climbing out before it's finished?

[klefenz]

Union.

Why dont dwarves ever use shovels?

[Max™]

Union.

Why dont dwarves ever use shovels?

What the hell is a shovel?

Is that some sort of strange pick?

[DAPARROT]

Yes

Why can't dwarves smooth/engrave constructed walls?

[TheFlame52]

Because constructions are temporary and engravers don't want to risk their engravings being deconstructed.

What happens to something when it falls down an eerie glowing pit?

[GiantCaveMushroom]

Nothing. Literally nothing, the glowing pits lead to an infinite nonexistence so whatever falls down it will continue to fall forever and ever without ever landing.

Why do dwarves hoard decaying clothes in their cabinets rather than throwing it into the magma pit?

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

Are you kidding me?  Do you seriously want to piss of Urists McClothier, Dyer, and Weaver?  The last dwarf that did that ended up in the magma pipe himself.

Why don't clothiers care about clothing rot destroying masterworks?