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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 474894 times)

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4410 on: November 16, 2015, 10:24:46 pm »
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Quote from: TheFlame52 on November 15, 2015, 03:12:56 pm
Why am I not known as the King of Hell? Can I get a serious answer?
Probably not, though others are welcome to try.

Thing is, there is no king of hell.  He died.

You can't ascend to king however, because he left some heirs.  Some several thousand heirs (some demons breed more than others).  These various princes are currently vying to ascend to the throne.
Now, to become king of hell, you can either wait for them to settle on a new king... (sit back and relax, they've been at it for twelve-hundred years) or you can kill all the heirs, and their kin, and their kin's kin's kin.
That might take a while.


Why is it the broker who is issued no other jobs, can be standing on the trading depot, and still be on break for several days and unwilling to trade?
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« Reply #4411 on: November 18, 2015, 01:47:00 pm »
Part of the job of a broker is to waste time so lethal foes can sneak into the fort while the gates are open.

Also, uh, I'm pretty sure Some Aussie Dude is the king of hell.

What was their name again?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4412 on: November 18, 2015, 02:25:10 pm »
ThatAussieGuy?

Why do dwarves want to conquer hell?
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...Simplification leaves us with the black extra-cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes...
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« Reply #4413 on: November 18, 2015, 02:38:15 pm »
Quote from: jwoodward48df on November 18, 2015, 02:25:10 pm
ThatAussieGuy?

Why do dwarves want to conquer hell?
There's nothing else interesting to do in end game.

How do we make end game more interesting?
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« Reply #4414 on: November 18, 2015, 03:01:54 pm »
Whatever's in those creepy "bottomless" pits.

What's in those pits?
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...Simplification leaves us with the black extra-cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes...
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The only difference between me and a fool is that I know that I know only that I think, therefore I am.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4415 on: November 18, 2015, 03:41:39 pm »
Quote from: jwoodward48df on November 18, 2015, 03:01:54 pm
Whatever's in those creepy "bottomless" pits.

What's in those pits?
The damned souls of murderous dwarves and restless spirits of nobles.

Urist McRevenantNoble mandates meat coffins.

How do you dispose of a haunting noble from hell?
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« Reply #4416 on: November 18, 2015, 04:32:51 pm »
A slab from hell: an adamantine or slade memorial.  Only way to satisfy them.

Why can dwarves dig slade when it explicitly states: NO_DIGGERING or something?
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...Simplification leaves us with the black extra-cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes...
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4417 on: November 18, 2015, 06:54:18 pm »
They exploit the laws of the universe.
Alternatively, sheer beardiness.

How come the demons don't just run away?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4418 on: November 18, 2015, 07:41:31 pm »
The same way the dwarves don't give up.

Why do my dwarves care if a couple troglodytes died? Seriously, this one dwarf is stressed just from seeing some trog corpses. (Well, and a few humans and dorfs died to a hydra, but that's completely beside the matter.)
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...Simplification leaves us with the black extra-cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes...
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The only difference between me and a fool is that I know that I know only that I think, therefore I am.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4419 on: November 20, 2015, 04:40:31 pm »
How dead? Like, stabbed in the chest dead, or mangled limbs to death dead? Everything is relative when it comes to the viewing of horrific injury, let me tell you.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4420 on: November 20, 2015, 07:14:52 pm »
How come Dwarves are easily placated after the death of family members if you just give them a ton of masterwork food, and other things and they don't really care after their family member died?
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« Reply #4421 on: November 20, 2015, 08:52:01 pm »
It's not the masterwork food, it's the pills t he cook slips into it.

Why does it take breaching the caverns to get an underground tree-farm moving?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4422 on: November 21, 2015, 07:07:36 am »
To let the cavern spores into the fort.

Why can ballista arrows only be turned around by firing?
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Quote from: Max™ on December 06, 2015, 04:09:21 am
Also, if you ever figure out why poets/bards/dancers just randomly start butchering people/getting butchered, please don't fix it, I love never knowing when a dance party will turn into a slaughter.

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« Reply #4423 on: January 31, 2016, 10:42:37 am »
Why bother?  You don't need to turn them around unless you're firing them.

Why do my poets and scholars only ever write 1-page works?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4424 on: January 31, 2016, 12:21:02 pm »
They be surprisingly efficient writers!

Why are the crossbow goblins that are lying siege to my fort just sitting in the territory border?
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