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[Putnam]

Spoiler: CREDIT (click to show/hide)

Post made by freeformschooler here

>Years into the past...



But not many.

...Just kidding, it was many years ago indeed.

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You are now YMISTA UNNARR. You are currently playing a game called SBURB with your TWO FRIENDS and ONE ENEMY. You're venturing through the LAND OF ROPES AND CLOCKWORK. It appears your ENEMY is attempting to pester you. Guess you should respond.

Spoiler: Show Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

--ladderTroll began trolling royalKnight at 4:13 PM--


LT: :I
LT: :IIII
LT: :IIIIIIII LADDERTROLL HAS BEGUN TROLLING YMISTA MCHOLIERTHANTHOU
RK: OH my GOD it's YOU again.
RK: WHAT could YOU possibly WANT?
RK: YOU just TROLLED me ABOUT that GIRL like TEN minutes AGO.
LT: |:III LADDERTROLL THINKS IT IS NOT TIME FOR PETTY FEUDS OVER THE HEIRESS
LT: :333 EVEN THOUGH THE HEIRESS IS TOTALLY INTO LADDERTROLL AND NOT YMISTA
RK: UGH. Just DROP it, ALRIGHT?
RK: I mean, THERE'S no WAY she WOULD be INTO a JERK like YOU.
LT: :IIIII LADDERTROLL FINDS YMISTA'S RESPONSE AMUSING CONSIDERING HE JUST SAID TO DROP THE SUBJECT
LT: >:IIIII ALSO YMISTA KNOWS THE HEIRESS TOTALLY HAS A THING FOR TROLLS OF LADDERTROLL'S BLOOD COLOR
RK: WHAT? That's BULLSHIT. I DON'T even KNOW your BLOOD color. YOU make HINTS to IT all THE time BUT there's NO way YOU'RE a PURPLE blood.
LT: :IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LADDERTROLL'S LENGTH IS NOW REPRESENTATIVE OF THE HEIRESS' MASSIVE ALIEN HARD-ON FOR LADDERTROLL
RK: ARGH. I HATE you. ALWAYS with THE pseudo-ROLEPLAYING stuff. IT wasn't EVEN funny THE first TIME.

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Spoiler: Show Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

LT: :SSSSS AUGH WHAT IS HAPPENING TO LADDERTROLL
RK: EVERYTHING is SHAKING!
LT: |:III LADDERTROLL IS FALLING OFF THE SBURBAN LADDER
LT: |
LT: |
LT: |
LT:  XI
LT: ___
RK: WOULD you STOP roleplaying FOR one MINUTE while EVERYTHING is BREAKING apa


--ladderTroll has lost connection--   

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Just like that, a fate worse than death had been wrought upon these four Trolls. But not just them - the SBURB crash affected everyone that was then trapped in paradox space. Humans, Trolls, other unmentioned races. Had the HEIRESS of YMISTA's session not already created a new universe through ectobiology, SBURB would have erased every player in it from existence. Thankfully, as a last resort, it flung them into YMISTA's created world.

You are no longer YMISTA UNNARR.

Over the years, the Trolls and humans learned to live alongside each other. But, in part due to no longer having access to most of their old technology in the new world, the Trolls had to begin sending out expeditions to new locations to find a more suitable capital. These expeditions would consist of seven Trolls - you included - that were deemed completely expendable. In a year, the capital would send liaisons to check whether or not the expedition members were all dead. That was often the case.

[The13thRonin]

Is 99% of this thread meant to be an in-joke? Because from an outside perspective it doesn't make a lick of sense?

[Willfor]

Is 99% of this thread meant to be an in-joke? Because from an outside perspective it doesn't make a lick of sense?

Considering it's a mod based on an IP that is itself a giant pile of in-jokes ... Well, yes!

[The13thRonin]

Is 99% of this thread meant to be an in-joke? Because from an outside perspective it doesn't make a lick of sense?

Considering it's a mod based on an IP that is itself a giant pile of in-jokes ... Well, yes!

IP?

[Willfor]

Is 99% of this thread meant to be an in-joke? Because from an outside perspective it doesn't make a lick of sense?

Considering it's a mod based on an IP that is itself a giant pile of in-jokes ... Well, yes!

IP?

Intellectual property. Homestuck has appeared in multiple mediums, but it is a creative work that has a single legal source and therefore is an intellectual property.

[The13thRonin]

Is 99% of this thread meant to be an in-joke? Because from an outside perspective it doesn't make a lick of sense?

Considering it's a mod based on an IP that is itself a giant pile of in-jokes ... Well, yes!

IP?

Intellectual property. Homestuck has appeared in multiple mediums, but it is a creative work that has a single legal source and therefore is an intellectual property.

And for the unenlightened what exactly is Homestruck?

[Bdthemag]

Homestuck is a webcomic about four kids playing a video game where the goal is to create a new universe, the trolls in this mod are characters that are introduced in one of the webcomics acts.

So yes, this thread is 99.99% in jokes, and .01% forum jokes.

[Willfor]

And for the unenlightened what exactly is Homestruck?

My reply is the same as BD's, but with a link: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/

[Darvi]

I just read your comment about Jadebloods. Jadebloods do not become mother grubs (I mean, look as Kanaya). They only get to get a mother grub as a lusus and eventually take care of the other mother grubs.
And even though it's a pretty rare blood colour, nothing has been said about the inexistence of male jadebloods.

[Putnam]

I just read your comment about Jadebloods. Jadebloods do not become mother grubs (I mean, look as Kanaya). They only get to get a mother grub as a lusus and eventually take care of the other mother grubs.
And even though it's a pretty rare blood colour, nothing has been said about the inexistence of male jadebloods.

Yes, that comment has been around since I first declared those castes--in other words, when I started the mod. Like, the first

Adding a male caste would be a simple matter. Just add a male caste, select the caste right under the female jade one, and cut the jade pop_ratio by half to account for the new caste.

[Darvi]

Hmmm. Also, since it is apparent that also Trolls that aren't brown-blooded can have wings...

[Putnam]

Hmmm. Also, since it is apparent that also Trolls that aren't brown-blooded can have wings...

Yes, yes.

Well, this succession game is doing everything I'd hoped it would! My main problem with this mod was the lack of feedback, I want criticism out the ASS. I can fix lots o' stuff.

The brown-only winged thing is mostly a practicality issue. Or I guess not. It would be much more time-consuming than male jade-bloods, at least.

[Darvi]

Yeah, about 18 times as much (and that's assuming that there aren't any winged seadwellers. Which could actually be done at the cost of flying fish puns)

[freeformschooler]

Bringing up something I noticed during my playthrough. Almost all purple-blood Trolls are really old when they get to my fort. Way older than the rest of the castes. Is this intentional? Or would you not mind having Eridan-aged purple-bloods? Or is this just a coincidence.

[Putnam]

Bringing up something I noticed during my playthrough. Almost all purple-blood Trolls are really old when they get to my fort. Way older than the rest of the castes. Is this intentional? Or would you not mind having Eridan-aged purple-bloods? Or is this just a coincidence.

It's a way the game handles generated-on-the-fly creatures: they show up at about half of their max age. That's why so many maroon-bloods still have amber eyes when they arrive, even though they're adults: they show up at the age of 12, even though that's below the CHILD tag age. It's odd, but not too problematic. Also, when sburb players show up, they'll be wrinkled as fuck--just enough so that even a wrinklefucker won't be able to unwrinkle their wrinkled faces. This is fixed when I officially release the sprayedmoirails version of the mod.

Also, if a feferi-blood shows up, they should be thousands of years old. Word of warning.