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Ultimuh

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Re: Grow
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2011, 08:38:16 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on July 14, 2011, 08:36:43 pm
Quote from: Svarte Troner on July 14, 2011, 08:34:07 pm
Alter ego inspired?
Bingo.

But far more fluid and probably more comedic. Seeing as this is Bay Twelve I really hope you roll a psychopath as one of your girlfriends.

Seing as this is Bay Twelve, I hope you know that we don't always do as the DM/GM wants.  :P
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thatkid

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Re: Grow
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2011, 08:38:34 pm »
How about...
Johnathon Farnsworth Fabello McFinnigan IV

We can't grow a tail?
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Ultimuh

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Re: Grow
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2011, 08:39:11 pm »
Atleast we can grow a tumor.   :P

Atleast we can grow a beard later on.   :P
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Re: Grow
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2011, 08:42:25 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on July 14, 2011, 08:39:11 pm
Atleast we can grow a tumor.   :P

Atleast we can grow a beard later on.   :P
Later on? What says we dont have one right now...
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Ultimuh

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Re: Grow
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2011, 08:47:04 pm »
Quote from: Evergod41 on July 14, 2011, 08:42:25 pm
Quote from: Ultimuh on July 14, 2011, 08:39:11 pm
Atleast we can grow a tumor.   :P

Atleast we can grow a beard later on.   :P
Later on? What says we dont have one right now...

It depends.. are we a Dwarven baby?
Karnewarrior! Are we Dwarven?
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Grow
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2011, 09:30:50 pm »
This is a modern day, non-fantastic setting. That said, anything possible in real life, no matter how remote, is possible here. You could very well be a astronaut in space with a beard who is drunk. You would get fired since that's retarded, but you could do it once!

Quote from: thatkid on July 14, 2011, 08:38:34 pm
How about...
Johnathon Farnsworth Fabello McFinnigan IV

We can't grow a tail?
If enough people confirm it then yes, you can be J.F.F.M IV.

You have to be the ugliest little baby on the planet to have a tail. You have to have a face even your mother can't love. You have to be so hideous that the doctor leaves the room before he breathes so he doesn't catch the ugly.

Here are your stats:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yeah you have a tail. You can re-roll all your stats three times, but then you're done and the game resumes. And the doctor goes and barfs.

Quote from: Ultimuh on July 14, 2011, 08:47:04 pm
Quote from: Evergod41 on July 14, 2011, 08:42:25 pm
Quote from: Ultimuh on July 14, 2011, 08:39:11 pm
Atleast we can grow a tumor.   :P

Atleast we can grow a beard later on.   :P
Later on? What says we dont have one right now...

It depends.. are we a Dwarven baby?
Karnewarrior! Are we Dwarven?
Even if you were, the dwarves would disown you for being so goddamn ugly and stupid. Dwarves.
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Ultimuh

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Re: Grow
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2011, 09:33:35 pm »
Can we dump some of the excessive stats and put them where we need it?
If not, I vote for a re-roll.
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Re: Grow
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2011, 09:34:44 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on July 14, 2011, 09:33:35 pm
Can we dump some of the excessive stats and put them where we need it?
If not, I vote for a re-roll.
Agreed, I dont like this way too specialized stats.
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Re: Grow
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2011, 09:35:40 pm »
 Re-roll. We can't become a drunk astronaut with a beard without first becoming an astronaut, and for that we need intelligence. I hope.
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Re: Grow
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2011, 09:35:59 pm »
Flex your buff infantile biceps.
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Re: Grow
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2011, 09:53:00 pm »
FAKEUPDATE:
Quote from: Svarte Troner on July 14, 2011, 09:35:59 pm
Flex your buff infantile biceps.
Your incredible strenth means you just broke your fathers arm. He dropps you but your are protected by sheer MANGRIT.

Anyways... Re-rolling!

Spoiler: Stats! (click to show/hide)

Quote from: Ultimuh on July 14, 2011, 09:33:35 pm
Can we dump some of the excessive stats and put them where we need it?
If not, I vote for a re-roll.
Nope. Just hope your next roll is more lucky or at least aceptable.

You're still dumb as a brick but at least you aren't going to forget to breathe any time soon.
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Re: Grow
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2011, 09:54:13 pm »
Much better.
But if others still want to reroll..
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Re: Grow
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2011, 09:57:20 pm »
no more rerolling, continue on I say!
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Re: Grow
« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2011, 09:58:25 pm »
Can we go back to the first set of stats? I liked the idea of an incredible charismatic superhuman with a tail who occasionally forgets to breathe while smashing things.
That's actually incredibly dorfy.

EDIT: Yes, I know nobody is going to agree with me here. But still :P
We should reroll again to try and raise our intelligence a little more I think.
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Re: Grow
« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2011, 10:23:26 pm »
i agree, we should go back to original stats.
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