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Author Topic: Ye 'Ole Stereotypical RPFG (Full, Waiting list now open)  (Read 2936 times)

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Re: Ye 'Ole Stereotypical RPFG (Full, Waiting list now open)
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2011, 03:48:20 pm »

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Re: Ye 'Ole Stereotypical RPFG (Full, Waiting list now open)
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2011, 04:58:01 pm »

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Re: Ye 'Ole Stereotypical RPFG (Full, Waiting list now open)
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2011, 05:41:58 pm »

"Well, we obviously want to take the last door, which since they have numbers and are presented as a riddle obviously is door 3." *confidently enters door 3*
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Re: Ye 'Ole Stereotypical RPFG (Full, Waiting list now open)
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2011, 06:35:32 pm »

You open door three, it opens are you are granted a book of science, and a nice couch and a tv to watch what the others do. The room you are in shifts, as the three doors mix themselves up.

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Re: Ye 'Ole Stereotypical RPFG (Full, Waiting list now open)
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2011, 07:38:34 pm »

Stab gwrtgn to death.
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Re: Ye 'Ole Stereotypical RPFG (Full, Waiting list now open)
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2011, 08:47:51 pm »

Oh fuck me. I'm going to go with door two. Damned work kept me from being first.
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Re: Ye 'Ole Stereotypical RPFG (Full, Waiting list now open)
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2011, 08:59:30 pm »

Hitty attempts to stab Gwrtgn with his hand (he has no weapon). Because he has no weapon, he trips forward and falls into door number one. A giant axe quickly decapitates him. hitty40 is dead! Whoever is first on the list you are now in! Rutsber, seeing this, goes through the door and sits on a couch, no free item though. The doors didn't move, it was a bluff. We have two people left to make decisions, at least they know where to go now.

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Re: Ye 'Ole Stereotypical RPFG (Full, Waiting list now open)
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2011, 09:06:26 pm »

Can people take the axe? Giant axes can't be taken, can they? Also, what's behind the axe door, now that it's disarmed?
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Re: Ye 'Ole Stereotypical RPFG (Full, Waiting list now open)
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2011, 11:50:30 pm »

Can people take the axe? Giant axes can't be taken, can they? Also, what's behind the axe door, now that it's disarmed?

Maybe it's not disarmed like weapons traps in DF don't get disarmed when something dies from it.
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Re: Ye 'Ole Stereotypical RPFG (Full, Waiting list now open)
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2011, 12:24:47 am »

Go through door number 3
i go through door number three. Being first or last seems to be perfect.
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Re: Ye 'Ole Stereotypical RPFG (Full, Waiting list now open)
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2011, 05:11:22 am »

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Re: Ye 'Ole Stereotypical RPFG (Full, Waiting list now open)
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2011, 05:34:11 am »

Name: Noah ???
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Profession: Torturing poor, shattered souls
Special Skill: Baking cupcakes!
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Re: Ye 'Ole Stereotypical RPFG (Full, Waiting list now open)
« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2011, 05:59:26 am »

Name: Noah ???
Age: Eldritch Abominations have no age!
Profession: Torturing poor, shattered souls
Special Skill: Baking cupcakes!

I lold at the special skill.
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Re: Ye 'Ole Stereotypical RPFG (Full, Waiting list now open)
« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2011, 06:04:29 am »

Go through door nr 3

Or can I do my stuff starting from the next round?
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Re: Ye 'Ole Stereotypical RPFG (Full, Waiting list now open)
« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2011, 07:12:17 am »

Hmm, so did I win and wont be playing any more or should I prepare myself for further challenges?
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