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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #8040 on: January 29, 2014, 11:12:18 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on January 29, 2014, 10:50:58 pm
Landing on asteroids? Hoo boy!

We must celebrate. Launch all our best wine into space immediately.

You're actually trying to steer it away from Kerbin.

So landing on it plus more.

The real challenge here isn't missing Kerbin but hitting Minmus or Mun or the space center.
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #8041 on: January 30, 2014, 01:23:00 am »
Steer it into a stable orbit around Jool
If anything needs more moons it's Jool, Jool rocks!
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Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on March 26, 2012, 09:11:55 pm
They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #8042 on: January 30, 2014, 01:26:14 am »
Use creative gravity slingshots to achieve the dream of deorbiting things with your new ridiculously heavy craft.

I guess actually managing to accurately fire it with enough velocity to deorbit something at impact counts for bonus points by itself.
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #8043 on: January 30, 2014, 01:30:40 am »
I fully expect people not only succeeding at the intended challenge, but turning the asteroid into a massive spaceship and use it to travel around the solar system as well.
I'm also waiting for Bay12 to come up with the guide for "how to land your asteroid on the KSC, both at reasonable and extreme velocity".
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #8044 on: January 30, 2014, 03:43:33 am »
Quote from: Twi on January 27, 2014, 11:52:17 pm
Oh hey, article and news and stuff!

Am I the only one who gets a sneaking feeling that KSP does not actually exist, and we are the victims of the most successful advertisement campaign to date?
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #8045 on: January 30, 2014, 03:58:47 am »
 currency poll on ksp forums go and vote!
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #8046 on: January 30, 2014, 04:42:14 am »
Quote from: HugoLuman on January 29, 2014, 10:50:58 pm
Landing on asteroids? Hoo boy!
Pffft, landing on Jilly was hard enough already :( Do these asteroids come with docking ports or do we get anchors or something?
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #8047 on: January 30, 2014, 05:32:26 am »
Kerbills must be the name of the currency.
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #8048 on: January 30, 2014, 10:49:14 am »
3 Grades of currency; Kuprum, Kargentum, Kaurum, Or Kopper, Kilver, and Kold.
Kurrency, Kalents, Kubels, Kisp (Kerbal Indicator of Standard Productivity)
Oh i'm out of ideas, actually my favorite was RPM, round pieces of metal, or Krash, or boosters.
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Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on March 26, 2012, 09:11:55 pm
They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #8049 on: January 30, 2014, 10:55:09 am »
Why not Kerbucks?
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #8050 on: January 30, 2014, 11:18:13 am »
Or the ever-obvious Kredits.

Edit: Maybe buy your black-market boosters with bitkoins?
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Quote from: Sappho on July 17, 2013, 07:31:46 am
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #8051 on: January 30, 2014, 11:21:46 am »
Jebidollars?
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #8052 on: January 30, 2014, 11:36:53 am »
RPM!
It just sounds kerbaly!

Else use FBSoRs
(Found By Side of Road)
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #8053 on: January 30, 2014, 12:06:17 pm »
Kesos.
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #8054 on: January 30, 2014, 12:51:46 pm »
Quote from: PTTG?? on January 30, 2014, 12:06:17 pm
Kesos.

So, just add a few extra zero's onto otherwise reasonable numbers?
Nah, I'm just joking. It's not that bad anymore.

Why not just Kash? I don't like to just add a k to everything, but cash is fairly universal.
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