Pick up a random person and give them a very accurate demonstration of what it feels like to be the hammer on one of those strength bell things.
[1] You strain to pick up somebody, when all of a sudden your pants rip. You are very embarrassed by this devlopment and you may well have thrown your back out too. (-1 to next roll if it requires strength)
Middleton watched the guy get tumbled around in the dryer until he got bored of it, then walked over to the cashier. "Don't make me do whatI just did to him. Hand over all the money," he said, threatening the guy with his knife. Of course, Garrett being a psychotic asshole, there was no way this wasn't going to end with the cashier getting defenestrated, right onto the rollercoaster tracks somehow.
[5] You wait until the cashier has his back turned, then BAM! He done gone got Sparta kicked into the rollarcoaster!
([5]+1)x1 = 6 points
Stand on a marry-go-round and spray a random crowd with my M16. Aim for the crotch.
[4] You stand on that merry-go-round and you spray bulltets, the random crowd is not cooperative and half the people you hit aren't even dead. . . what the fuck is up with that shit? Oh, and you might also have terrible aim, just saying.
([4]+2)x1 = 6 points
Kill people in the way I described above.
[6] You have no acid but somehow by combining piss and bleach you create noxious fumes that. . . I am a beautiful butterfly. I am off to go get some butterfly poon!
Jump on someone's back and surf their body accross the ground until they die.
[2] You don't know how to "body surf".
Health: 13 out of 20
Inventory: Pistol 9/13, Katana, Turbo Boots
Points: 133
Health: 13 out of 20
Inventory: Football equipment (- 1 damage), baseball bat, balisong knife.
Points: 651
Health: 6 out of 20
Inventory: M16 Rifle 0/60, Grenade launcher 2/6, Cardboard box 3/4 full with extra-explosive gunpowder, Cardboard box 3/8 full of extra-hard jellybeans.
Points: 107
Health: 14 out of 20
Inventory: Flamethrower, box of easy-light matches, toolbox filled with basic tools (no wrench)
Points: 0
Health: 14 out of 20
Inventory: Katana, 14 Kunai, 15 Shurikens, 1 Fire Extinguisher, a water pistol, Unreliable "cannon" lighter, 50 yrds. of string, 31 1/2 copies of the New York Times.
Points: 89
Status: High as a Kite, You have no idea what is going on right now.