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Author Topic: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 18: Problem?  (Read 16377 times)

V-Norrec

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Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 17: IT LIVES!!!
« Reply #225 on: August 08, 2011, 10:13:45 pm »

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Pick up a random person and give them a very accurate demonstration of what it feels like to be the hammer on one of those strength bell things.

[1]  You strain to pick up somebody, when all of a sudden your pants rip.  You are very embarrassed by this devlopment and you may well have thrown your back out too.  (-1 to next roll if it requires strength)

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Middleton watched the guy get tumbled around in the dryer until he got bored of it, then walked over to the cashier. "Don't make me do whatI just did to him. Hand over all the money," he said, threatening the guy with his knife. Of course, Garrett being a psychotic asshole, there was no way this wasn't going to end with the cashier getting defenestrated, right onto the rollercoaster tracks somehow.

[5]  You wait until the cashier has his back turned, then BAM!  He done gone got Sparta kicked into the rollarcoaster!

([5]+1)x1 = 6 points


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Stand on a marry-go-round and spray a random crowd with my M16. Aim for the crotch.

[4]  You stand on that merry-go-round and you spray bulltets, the random crowd is not cooperative and half the people you hit aren't even dead. . . what the fuck is up with that shit?  Oh, and you might also have terrible aim, just saying.

([4]+2)x1 = 6 points

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Kill people in the way I described above.

[6]  You have no acid but somehow by combining piss and bleach you create noxious fumes that. . . I am a beautiful butterfly.  I am off to go get some butterfly poon!

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Jump on someone's back and surf their body accross the ground until they die.

[2]  You don't know how to "body surf".



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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 17: IT LIVES!!!
« Reply #226 on: August 08, 2011, 10:32:32 pm »

Might be a bit late, and I could be wrong, but I believe the distinction between "brutal" and "stylish" isn't so much to avoid explicitly brutal deaths, as to avoid deaths that aren't interesting except in their brutality.

Like, strangling someone with their own intestines. It's mildly creative, but it's not particularly interesting- no more so than garrotting them with anything else, at least. Tying their intestines to a passing car or airplane taking off probably wouldn't really be less brutal, but it might be interesting enough to justify it- though even then, you have to ask yourself what the intestines are really adding to it.

Simply put, bad or boring actions aren't better or less boring by adding blood or horror to them.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 17: IT LIVES!!!
« Reply #227 on: August 08, 2011, 11:03:05 pm »

"Assassinate" a random passer-by by jumping on him and whacking him hard on the head with the M16.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 17: IT LIVES!!!
« Reply #228 on: August 09, 2011, 03:24:10 am »

Swing my sword around while I sing, and dance to the My Little Pony theme song.
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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 17: IT LIVES!!!
« Reply #229 on: August 09, 2011, 05:56:30 am »

Remove pants. Beat someone to death with pants.

Optionally, repair pants and put them back on.
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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 17: IT LIVES!!!
« Reply #230 on: August 09, 2011, 06:00:49 am »

Garrett took the cash in the register and pocketed it. What he needed was some kind of ranged weapon; this was a fair, so if he was lucky there might be one of those 'old west'-style gun shows going on to display accuracy. In other words, it was time to go over there and use the cash (or violence) to get himself a rifle.
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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 17: IT LIVES!!!
« Reply #231 on: August 17, 2011, 09:31:09 pm »

Alright, I waited way too long for this.  KD, you're out, McClay you're in, post something s'il vous plait.

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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 17: IT LIVES!!!
« Reply #232 on: August 17, 2011, 09:33:37 pm »

kill random people in the crowd.
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Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 18: Problem?
« Reply #233 on: August 19, 2011, 02:49:39 am »

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"Assassinate" a random passer-by by jumping on him and whacking him hard on the head with the M16.

[1]  You count yourself as a random passer-by and put the M16 in your mouth.  *click*  Oh you forgot to reload, silly you.

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Swing my sword around while I sing, and dance to the My Little Pony theme song.

[1]  You do so, I fail to see what this accomplishes, especially since you are in a janitor's closet hallucinating to the fumes of piss mixed with bleach.

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Remove pants. Beat someone to death with pants.

Optionally, repair pants and put them back on.

[4]  You take your pants off and find some elf-like fellow and beat him to death with your xBlue Jeansx.  You then get them repaired back into their original condition and put them back on.  Mmmm, comfy.

([4]+1)x5 = 25 points

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Garrett took the cash in the register and pocketed it. What he needed was some kind of ranged weapon; this was a fair, so if he was lucky there might be one of those 'old west'-style gun shows going on to display accuracy. In other words, it was time to go over there and use the cash (or violence) to get himself a rifle.

[5]  SCORE!!!  TOUCHDOWN DANCE TO CELEBRATE BEING A MILLIONAIRE!!!  [6]  You head over to the old west section of the state fair and promptly see they only have revolvers. 



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kill random people in the crowd.

[5]  You action was so hilariously underwritten you don't kill anybody. . . I'm just joshing you, you killed 35 people with your chain gun.

([5]+35)x1=40 points

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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 18: Problem?
« Reply #234 on: August 19, 2011, 02:56:15 am »

Fire the grenade launcher randomly into the air. DON'T DO A 90 DEGREE ANGLE SHOT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 18: Problem?
« Reply #235 on: August 19, 2011, 02:13:55 pm »

Leave the closet,a dn go kill people while singing the Happy Birthday song, and then light my kunai on fire, adn use it to blow up anything that is explosive as long as I am far away from it that is.
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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 18: Problem?
« Reply #236 on: August 19, 2011, 11:20:08 pm »

Garrett frowned like :-\. He had wanted a lever-action, but whatever, pistols would do fine. He bought a pair and some ammo, then went outside to amaze the crowd with some gunslinging tricks like spinning the revolvers around, juggling them, etc... and showing off some sharpshooting skills by shooting people around him as he did so.
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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 18: Problem?
« Reply #237 on: August 21, 2011, 12:47:56 am »

bump?

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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 18: Problem?
« Reply #238 on: August 21, 2011, 12:56:43 am »

You know, one day is hardly bump worthy. one day is... one day. People aren't always on every day. Everyone who posts frequently has posted already.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 18: Problem?
« Reply #239 on: August 21, 2011, 01:46:32 am »

put gernades in all the gernade slots make make sure any building I see is 2 feet tall. Also make sure that all crods expect for my allies is under 3 people. Use Say Hello To My Little Friend.
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