Journal entry day 3-4 of adventuring
So after the hard fought battle I looted the corpses of everything valuable and set about figuring out how to take care of the wounded. Well apparently everyone is too lazy to drag them back to civilization and im supervisor so I cant handle grunt work. We decide to just leave the wounded at the bandit camp and head east towards a hamlet to spread news of our latest victories and get some more
fodder adventurers.
I decide that my service is worthy of the king! and ask the peasants where the capital is. its a long ways to the northwest and we head there immediatly
We get to the castle (thank Armok it isnt abandoned) and meet with the law-giver and he sends us off go kill some monster or another. He says it's name in the old tongue, a language that Im not very fluent at but I heard my grandfather say it a few times. I am positive the monster's name translates to Adolf arachneeed the spider nazi. strange name for a monster if I say so myself.
confidently our party leaves the castle and heads over to a town to get some better gear. unfortunately we soon learn that we have no money and what we have to trade will only be enough to give to one person. Naturally since im the most important person I designate myself to get the better gear. after the night we go and recruit some more peasants to our cause and then head off to slay ADOLF!
following the lord's instructions we find a door in the mountain with a sign taped to it saying "Adolf's layer go away or die, except girl scouts just put the cookies through the slot and ill mail the money back." I knew this was a sign of evil because everyone knows the girl scout mafia is one of the most evil bandit groups in all the lands! The others make me go in first. because apparently I have to "supervise the entrance point to make sure we all get in the lair correctly." Normally I would whip them, but seeing what they did to the goblin bandit leader before I decide to go in.
As I go in I see a load of elf and human corpses aswell as prepared elf and human meals. I cant decide if I want to kill the monster yet because on the one hand it does kill elves. but it also kills humans. I do decide to loot the cave of everything. Maybe I can sell the meat to cannibals or something.
My progress is shortly inturrupted when I see the beast we came here to kill! It looks like a giant spider, with a mysterious patch of fur between its mandibles. my forces engage as I stand back to "supervise the entranceway."
after an intense fight between the peasant horde and the spider nazi we finally manage to defeat it! the loot and the glory is
mine ours! Although I think I should have included some drawing about the actual fight. oh well. more adventure to come.
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