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[Ultimuh]

Savage Programming World Cup - Oh god.

Let me guess.. they all use Java?

[Sean Mirrsen]

Catholic Squirrel Fortress - To the Modding forum!

War of the Chipmunk Interceptor - Just one... a sad finale to the saga of the Rescue Rangers...

Enormous Wagon from Outer Space - How it will look if DF ever goes 3D and intergalactic.

Blazing Cardboard - Collector's Edition - Time limited offer!

Nasty Manlove Crime Scene Investigation - ...

The Quest for the Porn in My Pocket - >_<

Toxic Porn Massacre - If it ever becomes toxic, it'll be a massacre for sure.

Blazing Ballet Armada - Alright, this is a game I'd pay to at least SEE - even if not play.

Ho-Hum Burger Trader - Ho-Humburger?

Cantankerous Sword Horde - There are no better words for describing an enemy army.

The Six Million Dollar Chainsaw Frenzy - Six-million dollar frenzy? Or six-million dollar chainsaw

Blazing Midget Base - Now where did I see that one before?..

Furry Writing On The Road - Artistic roadkill?

High-Speed NASCAR On The Road - You don't say!

[squeakyReaper]

High-Speed NASCAR On The Road - You don't say!

This has to be the best name for anything.  Seriously, the title sells itself.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Come to think of it, something like NFS:Hot Pursuit, but with NASCAR cars (and rules! But not pertaining to traffic) would actually be pretty fun.

[Audioworm333]

Political Programming Babies
...


Jedi Spatula Wranglers
 

Post-Apocalyptic Donkey Armageddon
Dwarf Fortress!

Unremarkable Terrorist Operatives
Rainbow Six in a nutshell?

Drug-Induced Guitar Force
Liberal Crime Squad!

[Hitty40]

Super Sexy Demon Insanity
Er... A game involving Succubi?

Generic Midget Punishment
Close to Dwarf Fortress, but it's anything but generic..

Big Internet Takedown
Play as a hacker in your quest to destroy the internet!

Fisher Price Graveyard Tribe
Okay, now they're really starting to scare me.

Enraged Car in the Sky
wut

Bling Bling Breakdancing Planet
wut x2 COMBO!

Rocket-Powered Batman Hunt
wut x3 COMBO!

Caribbean Vampire Fever
Play as a vampire living in the Caribbean and drink everyone's blood. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Fixed.

[PTTG??]

Custom Wagon CD
Released in 1993. Not very successful, despite the ability to paint your virtual wagon any of 256 vibrant colors.

Horrifying Dwarf Shootout
Sequel to Slaves to Armok: God of Blood!

Cool Military Espionage
Produced by Mexican software cartel Electrotec and released three days before Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.

Big Bird's Bong - The Gathering Storm
Not authorized by the estate of Jim Henson.

Kung-fu Blood Wasteland
A physics-based fighting game. Endless waves of enemies attack, and blood always stays. Eventually you have to find floating objects to stand on.

World of Midget Basketball
Many mistakes were made in the execution of this game.

Inept Bazooka Combat
TF2

[Sean Mirrsen]

Children of the STD Scandal - I don't want to know. I don't want to even begin to think what sort of game this is.

Lovely STD in Middle-Earth - These pop up a lot for some reason.

Indiana Jones and the Fun Slayer - I like that Fun is capitalized, but is it a slayer of Fun, or a Fun slayer?

Morbid Spelunking Fun - Sounds like DF alright.

Donkey Kong's Love Uncensored - It can't be just me, this stuff pops up way too often.

Shadow of the Plumber in the Sky - Shadow of the Colossus meets Super Mario.

edit:
Art of Shotgun - Collector's Edition - Art of Shotgun. Art of Shotgun. You can't surpass a game about the Art of Shotgun.

[Theodolus]

Used the sloganmaker posted a couple pages back to create a slogan for Dwarf Fortress. The very first thing that came up:
Dwarf Fortress is easy 
Also
Nothing is like Dwarf Fortress!
Dwarf Fortress: Brilliant as the sun
Dwarf Fortress is the only way to be happy
Dwarf Fortress - Keyed to family happiness

[Matz05]

Laughing so hard I cry... Keep the titles and witty comments coming!

[Theoboldi]

Dracula's Makeout Tactics - A vampire dating sim?

Armored Manlove Fiasco - I can see what went wrong.

Depressing Software Mission - Your goal is to create Microsoft.

Holy Pogo of Mystery - I don't even know.

Unbelievable Bimbo Family - Sounds like the title of a porno.

Great Dinosaur Gladiator - Someone must make this!

Weary Blade Online - The first ever MMO about Retirement.

Mystical Pony Psychiatrist - Dr. Dolittle goes proffesional!

Generic Vigilante Soldier - I could name a few hundred characters here.

Phoenix Wright: Chicken Forever - wut

[Dakk]

Emo Sword: Read as Final Fantasy.

Rockin' Farm vs. Street Fighter: Hadouken cows all you want.

Sensual Barbarian Daredevils: Conan porn edition.

Hideous Sewer Base: A sewer based dungeon keeper. Would play

Quiet Punching Interactive: Learn to punch people in a extremely quiet manner

World of Ostrich Oppression: Wat

Drug-Induced Buddhist Shootout: Shoot your way into nirvana.

Darkest Techno Collection: You get to fight Skrillex and Deadmau5

[sevestra]

I got 8-Bit Dwarf Party Tournament. How dorfy!

[katana]

Eco-Friendly Katana Armageddon
They're 95% recycled katanas!

:O
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Anyway, here's what I got:

Holy Goblin at the Olympics <--- Hm, send a goblin flying with a bridge catapult...

Kirby's Handgun Rangers <--- I don't want to know.

Mexican Shock Inspector <--- ...

Ancient Soccer XXX <--- Wait. You're saying there are 30 of these?

The Hunt For the Yoga Country <--- Heh, why not.

Unstoppable Carnival Legends <--- They're not unstoppable. All you need is a roughly 31415124321 urist repeating spike hallway.

Russian Office Bastards <--- ...

Strategic Midget Football <--- Sounds kinda dorfy?

True Crime: Harpoon - The Movie <--- Mmmm...

Return of the Florist Superstar <--- I'm not even going to ask.

Unholy Mahjong Maxx <--- Maxx?

Screaming Florist Mayhem <--- I suppose this is the work of that superstar.

Dance Dance Yak Agent <--- Lolwut.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Black Pony of the Third Reich - Heil Friendship!

Adventures of the Baseball of Death - Tools: 1 aluminium bat, 1 super-bouncy guided baseball. Goal: Bat the ball into a populated area and see how many people you can kill.

In Search of the Animal in the Desert - Edutainment, huh.

Blazing Cardboard Dungeon - A quick, 5-minute crawler filled with excitement. Available in different sizes fit for all ages.

Real Flatulence Conundrum - "Who dealt it"?

Star Battleship in Middle-Earth - "Time till plot resolution" record table begins at 10 seconds.

Kinect Karate Deathmatch - The only game where "deathmatch" applies to happenings both on screen and off. In a 2-player fight, at least.

Helicopter Dwarf Fortress - Not sure how a helicopter fits into it, but I guess it's awesome.

Dance Dance NASCAR Football - I need help visualizing this. Okay, NASCAR Football I can somewhat imagine. But where does the dancing come in?

Heinous Spelling For Kids - If you ever wondered where all the leetspeek comes from..