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Re: Little trouble here guys (RAPTURE)
« Reply #285 on: May 24, 2011, 06:38:41 pm »

Well then.

What could you do again?

Break the very fabric of reality just by speak... oh wait, that was me.

Good luck, man. Have fun being on the losing team.
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Re: Little trouble here guys (RAPTURE)
« Reply #286 on: May 24, 2011, 06:41:54 pm »

We're gonna trash talk you until your ears bleed, you whitecloth sissy!
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Re: Little trouble here guys (RAPTURE)
« Reply #287 on: May 24, 2011, 06:42:39 pm »

We're gonna trash talk you until your ears bleed, you whitecloth sissy!

That's funny. Y'see, my AUTOMATIC BAZOOKA says otherwise.

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« Reply #288 on: May 24, 2011, 06:44:28 pm »

A little few deals I made with the other boss. Simply put, one army composed of orcs and androids equipped to specification and with a shitload of holy weapons. Good luck indeed.
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« Reply #289 on: May 24, 2011, 06:45:33 pm »

An automatic bazooka, huh? Compensating for something, are we?
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Re: Little trouble here guys (RAPTURE)
« Reply #290 on: May 24, 2011, 06:46:15 pm »

Automatic Bazookas are all well and good, but we have multiple people who can pretty much wreck everyone's shit if they feel like it.

You're outmatched. And holy relics work fine against demons, but we have full mortals who can wreck entire armys, and one that KILLED THE LORD OF HELL.
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« Reply #291 on: May 24, 2011, 06:47:47 pm »

About that, I got contractual invincibility for this, and not just me >:D
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« Reply #292 on: May 24, 2011, 06:49:00 pm »

I guess I'll just have to go and kill your army myself then.

Immortality doesn't help when you're banished to the nether.
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« Reply #293 on: May 24, 2011, 06:55:17 pm »

Full coverage, includes banishement, teleportation, forced soul removal, dismemberment among other things.

Here is an image of it too.
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Re: Little trouble here guys (RAPTURE)
« Reply #294 on: May 24, 2011, 06:56:08 pm »

Darvi the legions of Hell are now at your command while you unite the earth to assist you.
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Re: Little trouble here guys (RAPTURE)
« Reply #295 on: May 24, 2011, 06:57:33 pm »

Um. Shit. Guys, the Aesir called. They want the planet.
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Re: Little trouble here guys (RAPTURE)
« Reply #296 on: May 24, 2011, 06:59:36 pm »

Tell them that if they wait till we're done dealing with these guys we'll tell them the secret to avoiding Ragnarok (the event).
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« Reply #297 on: May 24, 2011, 07:00:45 pm »

So I killed some more nine-headed... things. And some asshole who was playing a tuba through a couple dozen amps.

As for this heaven/hell war, I think I'm just gonna sit on the sidelines and watch. Gonna pay a trip to Stonehenge first, though, and see what happe-

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Is the moon supposed to glow like that? I don't think it's supposed to glow like that.
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Re: Little trouble here guys (RAPTURE)
« Reply #298 on: May 24, 2011, 07:01:24 pm »

Why do you guys keep making deals on my behalf. But yeah, you can borrow some legions if you need them. and... now the Norse have joined up?

They would make a good practice run.
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Re: Little trouble here guys (RAPTURE)
« Reply #299 on: May 24, 2011, 07:03:13 pm »

Hold your horses. It would be much simply to take over one pantheon at a time.
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