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[Iapetus]

While fighting bandits in Adventure Mode:

You hack The Human Lasher in the upper left back tooth with your bronze battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!

[Doro]

thats how it should work in real life, quick and... well... almost as clean. i can imagine dentist saying "hold still, this wont hurt for long" as he/she is sharpening axe.

but i like to bite my enemies' teeth off.

[Iapetus]

What I want to know is how you can axe someone in the back tooth without hitting any other part of them...

but i like to bite my enemies' teeth off.

Pft.  From later in the same fight:
You bite the human lasher in the left eye, bruising it through the large guineafowl leather cloak!
You latch on firmly!
You shake the human lasher around by the left eye, tearing apart the left eye!
You shake the human lasher around by the left eye, tearing apart the left eye!

[Sting_Auer]

I got a badger foot stuck to one of my teeth once.


I promptly removed it and threw it at a duck, shattering it's skull and bruising the brain.

[Detonate]

Toady is working on injury geometry, from what I remember hearing.

[dmurray]

Standard 5th lesson of "Attacking With Axes: Dwarven Methods".

[RayesKotrora]

What I want to know is how you can axe someone in the back tooth without hitting any other part of them...

but i like to bite my enemies' teeth off.

Pft.  From later in the same fight:
You bite the human lasher in the left eye, bruising it through the large guineafowl leather cloak!
You latch on firmly!
You shake the human lasher around by the left eye, tearing apart the left eye!
You shake the human lasher around by the left eye, tearing apart the left eye!

I once gave elves a serpentman-esque poison (as well as swelling and necrosis) to their bite along with fangs. That was ridiculously fun. I paralysed a night creature and poisoned every part of its body. It couldn't ever recover from the paralysis and could never suffocate. I then proceeded to rip apart its eyes with my fangs while it was wide awake but unable to do anything about it, and they later proceeded to swell and rot. I kept him alive for a few months in that condition, perpetually coming back to rip open its eyes again and again (as NC can heal them quickly). I know Night Creatures aren't capable of fear, but I think an exception was made in this situation.

[Devling]

What I want to know is how you can axe someone in the back tooth without hitting any other part of them...

but i like to bite my enemies' teeth off.

Pft.  From later in the same fight:
You bite the human lasher in the left eye, bruising it through the large guineafowl leather cloak!
You latch on firmly!
You shake the human lasher around by the left eye, tearing apart the left eye!
You shake the human lasher around by the left eye, tearing apart the left eye!

I once gave elves a serpentman-esque poison (as well as swelling and necrosis) to their bite along with fangs. That was ridiculously fun. I paralysed a night creature and poisoned every part of its body. It couldn't ever recover from the paralysis and could never suffocate. I then proceeded to rip apart its eyes with my fangs while it was wide awake but unable to do anything about it, and they later proceeded to swell and rot. I kept him alive for a few months in that condition, perpetually coming back to rip open its eyes again and again (as NC can heal them quickly). I know Night Creatures aren't capable of fear, but I think an exception was made in this situation.

What was the text you put in the text files to make elves slightly less fail? And where would one put it?

[RayesKotrora]

What I want to know is how you can axe someone in the back tooth without hitting any other part of them...

but i like to bite my enemies' teeth off.

Pft.  From later in the same fight:
You bite the human lasher in the left eye, bruising it through the large guineafowl leather cloak!
You latch on firmly!
You shake the human lasher around by the left eye, tearing apart the left eye!
You shake the human lasher around by the left eye, tearing apart the left eye!

I once gave elves a serpentman-esque poison (as well as swelling and necrosis) to their bite along with fangs. That was ridiculously fun. I paralysed a night creature and poisoned every part of its body. It couldn't ever recover from the paralysis and could never suffocate. I then proceeded to rip apart its eyes with my fangs while it was wide awake but unable to do anything about it, and they later proceeded to swell and rot. I kept him alive for a few months in that condition, perpetually coming back to rip open its eyes again and again (as NC can heal them quickly). I know Night Creatures aren't capable of fear, but I think an exception was made in this situation.

What was the text you put in the text files to make elves slightly less fail? And where would one put it?

I think I actually deleted it but I can see if I can find it and send you the file in a private message.