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Author Topic: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.  (Read 16208 times)

LuckyLuigi

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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #60 on: May 24, 2011, 08:58:03 am »
Quote from: Azated on May 21, 2011, 03:57:53 pm
A vile force of Greeks has arrived!

Hector, Trojan prince is fighting!
Achilles strikes hector in the chest with a +Wooden spear+, piercing the armor and penetrating the chest!!
Hector doubles over in pain!
Achilles grabs Hector in the feet with his chariot!
Hector has been struck down.

Odysseus Cancels Siege: Strange mood
Odysseus has claimed a Carpenters workshop!
Odysseus has created Trojan Horse, a giant wooden horse!

Trojan defender cancels patrol: Interrupted by Greek warrior
Greek warrior strikes the Trojan defender from behind, severing the head!
Trojan defender has been struck down.

Achilles cancels siege: Interrupted by Paris
Achilles is fighting!
Paris fires the +wooden bow+
The Arrow strikes Achilles in the heel, piercing the Skin of River Styx and severing an artery!
Achilles has been struck down.

Luigi cancels reading: Laughing hysterically
Boss cancels work: Interrupted by Luigi
Boss strikes Luigi with tong lashing.
Luigi has been struck down !
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #61 on: May 24, 2011, 10:49:19 pm »
The Koopa Turtle became enraged!
Luigi, Plumber, jumps at the Koopa Turtle!
Luigi, Plumber, kicks the Koopa Turtle hitting the shell and the severed part flies off in an arc!
The Koopa Turtle has been struck down.
The spinning XKoopa Turtle shellX hits the Goomba, jamming the skull through the brain!
The Goomba has been struck down.
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #62 on: May 25, 2011, 12:33:09 am »
Quote from: LuckyLuigi on May 24, 2011, 08:58:03 am
Luigi cancels reading: Laughing hysterically
Boss cancels work: Interrupted by Luigi
Boss strikes Luigi with tong lashing.
Luigi has been struck down !

Your boss hits you with tongs? Man, I think you can sue.
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #63 on: May 25, 2011, 12:51:33 pm »
Quote from: Cespinarve on May 25, 2011, 12:33:09 am
Quote from: LuckyLuigi on May 24, 2011, 08:58:03 am
Luigi cancels reading: Laughing hysterically
Boss cancels work: Interrupted by Luigi
Boss strikes Luigi with tong lashing.
Luigi has been struck down !

Your boss hits you with tongs? Man, I think you can sue.

That would be thongs...
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #64 on: May 25, 2011, 01:04:03 pm »
Harold Camping, Herald, cancels rational thought: Strange Mood.
Harold Camping has claimed another date of reckoning.
Sheep-like masses cancel productive lives: Strange Moods.
Sheep-like masses cancel property and monetary ownership: Fey Mood.
Internet cancels porn: mocking laughter.
Harold Camping has gone stark raving mad.

Harold Camping cancels raving madness: Lack of Rapture.
Harold Camping becomes moody.
Harold Camping claims another date of reckoning.
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #65 on: May 25, 2011, 03:28:10 pm »
Quote from: Ratbert_CP on May 25, 2011, 01:04:03 pm
Internet cancels porn: mocking laughter.
Like that would ever happen :P
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #66 on: May 25, 2011, 04:08:03 pm »
Quote from: Ratbert_CP on May 25, 2011, 01:04:03 pm
Harold Camping, Herald, cancels rational thought: Strange Mood.
Harold Camping has claimed another date of reckoning.
Sheep-like masses cancel productive lives: Strange Moods.
Sheep-like masses cancel property and monetary ownership: Fey Mood.
Internet cancels porn: mocking laughter.
Harold Camping has gone stark raving mad.

Harold Camping cancels raving madness: Lack of Rapture.
Harold Camping becomes moody.
Harold Camping claims another date of reckoning.

On a related note:
The Fundamentalist Harold Camping is fighting!
The Reasonable Person is fighting!

The Reasonable Person throws a Logic[1]!
The Logic[1] is deflected by the Fundamentalist's Indoctrination!
The Reasonable Person throws a Logic[1]!
The Logic[1] is deflected by the Fundamentalist's Religious Zeal!
The Reasonable Person throws a Logic[1]!
The Logic[1] is deflected by the Fundamentalist's Crazy Followers!
The Reasonable Person gives up and retreats!
The Reasonable Person has gone stark raving mad!
« Last Edit: May 25, 2011, 04:09:44 pm by DrKillPatient »
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #67 on: May 28, 2011, 05:33:17 pm »
Quote from: DrKillPatient on May 25, 2011, 04:08:03 pm
Quote from: Ratbert_CP on May 25, 2011, 01:04:03 pm
Harold Camping, Herald, cancels rational thought: Strange Mood.
Harold Camping has claimed another date of reckoning.
Sheep-like masses cancel productive lives: Strange Moods.
Sheep-like masses cancel property and monetary ownership: Fey Mood.
Internet cancels porn: mocking laughter.
Harold Camping has gone stark raving mad.

Harold Camping cancels raving madness: Lack of Rapture.
Harold Camping becomes moody.
Harold Camping claims another date of reckoning.

On a related note:
The Fundamentalist Harold Camping is fighting!
The Reasonable Person is fighting!

The Reasonable Person throws a Logic[1]!
The Logic[1] is deflected by the Fundamentalist's Indoctrination!
The Reasonable Person throws a Logic[1]!
The Logic[1] is deflected by the Fundamentalist's Religious Zeal!
The Reasonable Person throws a Logic[1]!
The Logic[1] is deflected by the Fundamentalist's Crazy Followers!
The Reasonable Person gives up and retreats!
The Reasonable Person has gone stark raving mad!

I think I just gave myself a hernia trying not to laugh so loudly at these.
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #68 on: May 28, 2011, 06:48:37 pm »
Atreus looses a roaring laugh, fell and terrible!
The Greek Child has been murdered! x2
Atreus has claimed a Kitchen
Atreus has created "Thyestian Feast", a Greek Child Stew!

Probably got some details wrong on this one, but ah well. Oh, Greek mythology, you're so completely insane.
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #69 on: May 29, 2011, 03:13:10 am »
Zeus, Swan, and Leda, Human, have married! Congratulations!
They have decided to forgo any formal celebration.
Leda has laid an egg. x2
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #70 on: July 26, 2011, 07:06:05 pm »
Ceaser has stopped crossing the river:Interrupted by SPQR
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #71 on: July 26, 2011, 07:34:11 pm »
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #72 on: July 26, 2011, 08:03:25 pm »
A vile force of Soviets has appeared!
Hitler,Dictator Of third reich,cancels suicuide:interrupted by soviets.
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #73 on: July 27, 2011, 12:43:32 pm »
Nero cancels set fire: Playing lyre
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #74 on: July 27, 2011, 05:20:26 pm »
Actaeon has been Estactic lately. He caught a saw a beutiful Goddess take a bath recently. He went hunting recently
Actaeon cancles fap interupted by Artemis
Actaeon has becom a stray Stag
Actaeon cancles: WTF, interuppted by hunting dogs
Actaeon has been struck down
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