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[Umune]

it would be even better if my old dwarf had a son to avenge his father by slaying the demonic hordes

His ghostly father won't let him join the military because he'll just be KILL by demons.

No Velard. You are the demons.

[yourfears]

sad panda?

[tryrar]

Hey, I was wondering if I was ever redorfed after my...unfortunate incident, and if not, redorf me as Tryrar III

[Algeroth]

BTW, How is my dwarf - Al - doing?

[Skyrunner]

Huh, I'm fighting
I like the way you sprinkled furious fighting with a calm scene ... its like those movies where people are talking, with lots of cut-tos to fighting (or running).

[Alex the Destroyer]

Dworf me as:

Name: Alex the Red
Job Name: Plague Surgeon
Profession: Mainly Medical skills, Chief Medical Dwarf would be great. Don't give me too many other labors though since we really need some good dedicated doctors.

Also sign me up in the overseer queue; it'd be great to get to streamline Death Gate's health care system all while getting a chance to conduct some dwarven medical experiments on the demonic incursion. 

[The Mad Fool]

Did the animal trainer that The Mad Fool recovered survive his ministrations?

[BullDog]

Can I be dorfed?

I'd like an ax dwarf.

[AnimaRytak]

Dworf me as:

Name: Alex the Red
Job Name: Plague Surgeon
Profession: Mainly Medical skills, Chief Medical Dwarf would be great. Don't give me too many other labors though since we really need some good dedicated doctors.

Also sign me up in the overseer queue; it'd be great to get to streamline Death Gate's health care system all while getting a chance to conduct some dwarven medical experiments on the demonic incursion. 

Chief Medical Dwarf is taken by "The Mad Fool".
But we can sign you up as his assistant.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Is the Noticer of Things still alive in Deathgate?

[Alex the Destroyer]

Dworf me as:

Name: Alex the Red
Job Name: Plague Surgeon
Profession: Mainly Medical skills, Chief Medical Dwarf would be great. Don't give me too many other labors though since we really need some good dedicated doctors.

Also sign me up in the overseer queue; it'd be great to get to streamline Death Gate's health care system all while getting a chance to conduct some dwarven medical experiments on the demonic incursion. 

Chief Medical Dwarf is taken by "The Mad Fool".
But we can sign you up as his assistant.

That's alright, I won't be his assistant but I'll be another doctor on the floor.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Chief Medical Dwarf is taken by "The Mad Fool".

Does this mean that Deathgate finally has a working hospital?  Or is this the reason for the health care system's poor performance?

[Alex the Destroyer]

Does this mean that Deathgate finally has a working hospital?  Or is this the reason for the health care system's poor performance?

One of the reasons why the health care system performs poorly.

[Velard]

If the Dwarven Health Committee came to Deathgate, they would list that the place is full of blood and gore, (especially the goblin coated bridge) smells like years of endless suffering, the hospital is so low-quality that they are saving their only roll of bandages in case of an emergency, the death rate is terrifyingly high, the birthrate is depressingly low, and they can smell the splattered, decaying remains of mutilated demons, unprotected babies, heroic warriors, idiot hauler dwarves, the mass grave of 500+ innocent pets, and one badass deer. Not to mention all the ghosts. Deathgate has ghosts that continue to fight off invaders after death.

"Congratulations, you pass! Keep up the good work!"

[SethCreiyd]

Spoiler: Status of Blead (click to show/hide)

Did the animal trainer that The Mad Fool recovered survive his ministrations?

Alas, that Animal Trainer is no longer with us.  He went melancholy in bed and died a few weeks later.

Al has been happy lately, and is getting used to tragedy.  She's a Grand Master Marksdwarf, with fourteen kills, two of them demons, one of them a fearsome turkey.

Alex the Red, ecstatic lately, is a talented surgeon and wound dresser.  She enjoys bumblebee mead and has a very distinct laugh for when she's excited.

BullDog is a novice axedwarf that got three of the forgotten beast kills last month.  He is easily moved to pity and very friendly.

ThatAussieDwarf is still alive and uninjured, and is at the moment hauling furniture.  He choked on smoke underground lately, but is otherwise quite content.

Tryrar III is a recruit with an exceptional adamantine spear.  He is concerned about rejection and ridicule, and likes penguins for their way of flying through the water.

Yourfears II is the adopted son of Yourfears (yourfears died without any living relatives).  He is uncomfortable with change and quick to anger, but finds helping others rewarding.

I haven't had much time to work on an update, but it is forthcoming.