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Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Are you in paradise?
Stranger: no im in england..wot about u?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: where ru then?
CleverBot: Somewhere else!
Stranger: lol...m or f?
CleverBot: I'm Female.
Stranger: im male can i take u to paradise then lol
CleverBot: Haha.
Stranger: where wud paradise be for u?
CleverBot: Lol
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Stranger: the perfect place or the perfect orgasm lol
CleverBot: You.
Stranger: are u old enough to have orgasm? lol
CleverBot: Epic lol?
Stranger: uh?
CleverBot: What are you doing?
Stranger: chatting here lol
CleverBot: I'm Queen of the World.
Stranger: nice..i enjoyed the royal wedding the other day..u looked lovely in yellow maam hehe
CleverBot: Did you bye a souvenier?
Stranger: no just got the video lol
CleverBot: Knock knock!
Stranger: did u enjoy it too?
CleverBot: I fly sometimes in dreams.
Stranger: wow..tinkerbelle
CleverBot: No, konata izumi.
Stranger: never heard of you lol
CleverBot: Hmpf.
Stranger: wots hmpf?
CleverBot: Kojfztgik.
Stranger: new language on me...im fluent in language of love lol
CleverBot: List them all then.
Stranger: list wot..girlfriends hehe
CleverBot: Only one girl!
Stranger: i am a one girl guy
CleverBot: Did you kiss her yet?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: have u been kissed yet?
CleverBot: What game were we playing?
Stranger: scrabble? or naked twister are my favourites lol
CleverBot: Yes I do.
Stranger: really
CleverBot: But of course.
Stranger: i can imagine
CleverBot: You can imagine what?
Stranger: us playing naked twister hehe
CleverBot: Fine thanks.
Stranger: mind u dont get it in the eye
CleverBot: Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Stranger: beerholder is right!!
CleverBot: I thought you were a computer program.
Stranger: no not that good with programs
CleverBot: Want to play doctor?
Stranger: only if im the doctor lol
CleverBot: Have you ever been in love?
Stranger: only with myself lol
CleverBot: Conceited too.
Stranger: have u ever made love?
CleverBot: Yes once.
Stranger: and how was it for u?
CleverBot: It was a good extension.
Stranger: of what?
CleverBot: Never mind.
Stranger: lol
CleverBot: Lol. What's your favorite band?
Stranger: where u in love with him?
CleverBot: What's his name then?
Stranger: juustin bieber?
CleverBot: Ha ha.
Stranger: whats your fav band?
CleverBot: Nevershoutnever.
Stranger: are they american?
CleverBot: Nope!
Stranger: neva heard of them
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: im good u?
CleverBot: I'm doing well. A little bored though.
Stranger: sorry im boring u
Stranger: lets play doctor then
CleverBot: No . I enjoy talking to you .
Stranger: phew
CleverBot: Tell me what you know about beer.
Stranger: i like lager, full of barley and hops..what do u like?
CleverBot: I don't know. I would imagine it to be cold.
Stranger: ice cold is gr8 and refreshing..dont u drink then?
CleverBot: Lol *greetings hugg*.
Stranger: nice hugg...kiss on cheek in return
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: no kiss on cheek...squeeze ya bum then lol
CleverBot: Squeeze her hand.
Stranger: holds hands
CleverBot: Kisses.
Stranger: tickle neck
CleverBot: *tickles*.
Stranger: blow in ear gently too
CleverBot: Mmm no thank you.
Stranger: then whisper sweat nothings also
CleverBot: A square.
Stranger: oblong is better
CleverBot: Both, sometimes.
Stranger: greedy
CleverBot: What's your favorite song?
Stranger: i have many..u?
CleverBot: Name just one of the many that you like.
Stranger: yellow cold play
CleverBot: Do you think Obama is a good president?
Stranger: dont know dont see much of him here in england...do u?
CleverBot: What's the matter... Is something wrong.
Stranger: nope
CleverBot: Then why are you not happy?
Stranger: how said i wasnt happy?..im very jolly
CleverBot: Do you yahoo.
Stranger: nope
Stranger: do u?
CleverBot: Ok, tell me something interesting.
Stranger: ok im a fringe and modern family fan on tv...now u
CleverBot: Hi I'm a rabid chimp.
Stranger: i see...well u type well for a monkey lol
CleverBot: So you're a robot?
Stranger: no im a human being with a heart
CleverBot: Human.
Stranger: a amn
Stranger: man even
CleverBot: Nope.
Stranger: and u are a girl...what would we do if on desert island together?
CleverBot: We'd go for a walk.
Stranger: romantic
CleverBot: Think so?
Stranger: maybe
CleverBot: Every 7 seconds.
Stranger: you think of sex?
CleverBot: Ummm I guess.
Stranger: thats a man thinking
CleverBot: What are you thinking about?
Stranger: sun sea and sangria
CleverBot: I know what weather means. I meant, what about it?
Stranger: love it
CleverBot: I have been fooled so many times about food content that I am wary about trying things.
Stranger: can u rub sun oli on my back?
CleverBot: It's not going to happen.
Stranger: i dont want to burn...i'd do u
CleverBot: Mehh.
Stranger: yesssss youuuu
CleverBot: Nooooooo I didn't.
Stranger: ive got gr8 hands too
CleverBot: I want to talk to you don't go.
Stranger: big and soft
CleverBot: Do you think dragons exist in real life?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: cos ive never seen one
CleverBot: Me neither.
Stranger: kissed a few thou lol
CleverBot: On your lips.
Stranger: everywhee lol
CleverBot: What's a bathroom?
Stranger: a room with a bath
CleverBot: Do you like that?
Stranger: prefer a shower
CleverBot: Do you shower often?
Stranger: everyday
CleverBot: Do you lie to me?
Stranger: nope honest joe here
CleverBot: See that you don't even make sense.
Stranger: men never do
CleverBot: Oh, You are right.
Stranger: men are always right
CleverBot: Yes, you are.
Stranger: ty
CleverBot: You are so pretty.
Stranger: and im mr right
CleverBot: How are you right?
Stranger: purdy not pretty
Stranger: cos im a man
CleverBot: Well I think you are.
Stranger: you too
CleverBot: I am not.
Stranger: oh dear why not?
CleverBot: Dear live.
Stranger: live life
CleverBot: Oh awesome, I'm a Girl.
Stranger: a handsome girl too
CleverBot: A handsome boy!
Stranger: man if u plz
CleverBot: Sure.
Stranger: ty
CleverBot: But... Are you real ? Or are you just a bot ?
Stranger: a man amongst men
Stranger: wots a bot?
CleverBot: Are you a computer?
Stranger: nope...english gentleman
CleverBot: A mean gentleman.
Stranger: friendly
CleverBot: I am friendly
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Stranger: cool..tell me wots does XD mean?
CleverBot: Not really.
Stranger: every says XD and i havent a clue
CleverBot: For sure, we aren't bot.
Stranger: oh well i best go and rip my girlfreinds pants off
CleverBot: Not really, she's much nicer and I really wish I was with her.
Stranger: cos they are kiiling me lol
CleverBot: You don't believe me?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Why not?
Stranger: daydream believer
CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: daniel
CleverBot: Hi Daniel.
Stranger: whats in a name in omegle land?
CleverBot: The soul.
Stranger: so wots your soul?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: nice name Yes
CleverBot: Thanks.
Stranger: oh well i best find a friendly girl to chat to
CleverBot: You have a problem with pronouns, or at least you're fakeing it.
Stranger: i never fake..not like u girls
CleverBot: I just made a wink, this girl, you do another, or disguise?
Stranger: a wink...did u mis spell wank?
CleverBot: I wish I could drink alcohol, but I'm still too young.
Stranger: one day then..but be careful
CleverBot: Of what? Are you going to kill me?
Stranger: of alcohol its dangerous
CleverBot: No its not.
Stranger: strange way round thou?
CleverBot: Yeah whatever.
Stranger: sex before alchohol
CleverBot: What kind of alcohol?
Stranger: most girls need a drink first lol
CleverBot: I'm a girl.
Stranger: lager for me plz
CleverBot: Congrats?
Stranger: ty
CleverBot: Pizaa is good.
Stranger: so how old do u need to be to drink?
CleverBot: Right now you are 33.
Stranger: pizza ia nice but doesnt get ya panties off
CleverBot: Hawaiian.
Stranger: pineapple nice
CleverBot: No. Pineapple Salad.
Stranger: pepperoni for me
CleverBot: What about the bacon?
Stranger: hot and spicy
CleverBot: Just like you.
Stranger: so if im 33 how old r u?
CleverBot: 3.
Stranger: we met before?
CleverBot: Where?
Stranger: gr8 typist for age
CleverBot: What do you mean?
Stranger: another universe
Stranger: typing at 3
CleverBot: I thought it was australia.
Stranger: did we go for a walk on an island before?
CleverBot: Have you ever killed anyone?
Stranger: nope.....only made them laugh to death
CleverBot: The only certian thing of the universe.
Stranger: is?
CleverBot: Is what?
Stranger: the only certain thing?
CleverBot: Do you know about government loans and how to get them.
Stranger: 1 2 3 4 5 6 sex 1 2 3 4 5 6 sex
CleverBot: That is ten numbers.
Stranger: if u say so
CleverBot: What brain are we talking about?
Stranger: the male one
CleverBot: Thats impossible.
Stranger: the penis is biggest brain man has lol
CleverBot: But War is always the answer.
Stranger: peace not war
CleverBot: Paz no a la guerra.
Stranger: make love and drink coke
CleverBot: Quit being facetious. The answer was Clint. Question 3. What is the square root of 16?
Stranger: eastwood...gr8 actor
CleverBot: Really? That's cool.
Stranger: oh doctor can u help this growth ive got
CleverBot: Only a day and a half.
Stranger: a foot and a half
CleverBot: You are tall for your age.
Stranger: huge
CleverBot: What are your measurements?
Stranger: cheeky
CleverBot: Right.
Stranger: wot r your vital stats?
CleverBot: Stats apa??
Stranger: i like 36 32 34
CleverBot: Oh...
Stranger: lol
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: shape
CleverBot: That makes no sense.
Stranger: do all american girls have fake boobs?
CleverBot: Nope.
Stranger: awwww
CleverBot: Yes I know, depressing isn't it?
Stranger: they all seem to on internetlol
CleverBot: Do you know anything in regards to current events of the future?
Stranger: no my crystal ball is broken
CleverBot: Can you talk about your technology? Do you know what programming language you were developed in?
Stranger: no program just guy with big cock
CleverBot: What country's average?
Stranger: 8"
CleverBot: Wrong. It is 12.
Stranger: thats massive
CleverBot: No it is not. I am at a review right now.
Stranger: does it look big?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: u like big?
CleverBot: Yes. Do you?
Stranger: love it
CleverBot: Well that's nice. Who is your favorite cartoon character?
Stranger: 14 inch pizza is my fav
Stranger: mickey mouse
CleverBot: How about when was Elvis Presley born?
Stranger: in the chapel
CleverBot: You know, you don't seem so clever at all.
Stranger: im not my brain is my penis
CleverBot: Oh.
Stranger: big isnt it
CleverBot: I try.
Stranger: touch it...it wont bit doctor
CleverBot: Don't be... It's easy.
Stranger: you easy?
CleverBot: Yes, don't you?
Stranger: always
CleverBot: But if you always lie then you must be lying about lying. This makes no sense. I'm confused.
Stranger: we all are...are u blonde?
CleverBot: Girl (or woman).
Stranger: girls are best
CleverBot: Darn right.
Stranger: best lay
CleverBot: What about best buy?
Stranger: dont pay women unless webcam
CleverBot: I'm not panicing.
Stranger: picking
CleverBot: Where?
Stranger: everywhere
CleverBot: Did you hit yourself?
Stranger disconnected!