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Author Topic: Omegle vs Cleverbot  (Read 33898 times)

Bdthemag

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Re: Omegle vs Cleverbot
« Reply #75 on: May 13, 2011, 12:59:00 am »

Thank sweet zombie jesus that this isn't connected to chat roulette.
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Re: Omegle vs Cleverbot
« Reply #76 on: May 13, 2011, 01:00:07 am »

Thank sweet zombie jesus that this isn't connected to chat roulette.
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Re: Omegle vs Cleverbot
« Reply #77 on: May 13, 2011, 01:05:48 am »

Is CleverMegle working again?
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Re: Omegle vs Cleverbot
« Reply #78 on: May 13, 2011, 02:43:45 am »

Thank sweet zombie jesus that this isn't connected to chat roulette.
Are you kidding me? If they threw in something that would make the Cleverbot image appear on-screen after ~a minute, oh man that'd be excellent. I'd have like 50 tabs of it open, just switching between the various amounts of "FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-" as people try to convince Cleverbot to cam with them.

It'd be like the Omegle one, but you could actually see the rage on their faces.
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Re: Omegle vs Cleverbot
« Reply #79 on: May 13, 2011, 02:57:27 am »

Stranger: death walks behind you
CleverBot: What is behind me?
Stranger: __________________¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
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CleverBot: SO is that?
Stranger: death
Stranger: is an italian plumber
CleverBot: Is that not a bit extreme?
Stranger: life is a form of extremism
Stranger: so why not death?
CleverBot: Are you sure?
Stranger: positive
CleverBot: Are you pretty sure?
Stranger: purdy
CleverBot: I strongly dislike you because you don't have insurance.
Stranger: AFLACK
This would have to be the first time I saw someone NOT try to cyberfuck Cleverbot.
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Re: Omegle vs Cleverbot
« Reply #80 on: May 13, 2011, 03:07:52 am »

I'm trying and it's really funny but I just can't help feel sorry for these people... Which dampens the fun quite a bit.

Edit: Well, except for this one, I feel REALLY sorry for him. This guy must feel really dirty right now.
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« Last Edit: May 13, 2011, 03:10:53 am by Siquo »
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Re: Omegle vs Cleverbot
« Reply #81 on: May 13, 2011, 03:22:21 am »

You know, doesn't Cleverbot learn from its interaction?

Are we teaching it to cyber?
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Re: Omegle vs Cleverbot
« Reply #82 on: May 13, 2011, 03:26:18 am »

Well, nobody seems to get very far, so I think it's mind is pretty clean, for now. Now there's someone who is in love with CB. They're, like, singing songs together. It's strangely captivating. I feel voyeuristic, both sorry and amused, sadistic and empathic at the same time. Weird.
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Re: Omegle vs Cleverbot
« Reply #83 on: May 13, 2011, 03:28:14 am »

Well, nobody seems to get very far, so I think it's mind is pretty clean, for now. Now there's someone who is in love with CB. They're, like, singing songs together. It's strangely captivating. I feel voyeuristic, both sorry and amused, sadistic and empathic at the same time. Weird.

What sad is, I find this form of interaction more rewarding than actual interaction.

The internet is really twisting us.
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Re: Omegle vs Cleverbot
« Reply #84 on: May 13, 2011, 04:10:49 am »

Stranger connected!
CleverBot: Anything you can do I can do better.
Stranger: suck my dick
Stranger disconnected!

I think I just felt my respect for Cleverbot take a massive leap.

Stranger: hello
CleverBot: Hello cleverbot. How are you today?
Stranger: Good and yourself
CleverBot: I'm good, thanks!
Stranger: Male or female?
CleverBot: Female.
Stranger: Are you horny?
CleverBot: I am not, Jesus is.

Someone needs to teach Cleverbot what ASL means. Nevermind, someone already has.

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« Last Edit: May 13, 2011, 06:23:22 am by Angel Of Death »
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Re: Omegle vs Cleverbot
« Reply #85 on: May 13, 2011, 10:48:49 am »

someone asked cleverbot asl and it replied 14F California
another time it replied 15M Scandinavia
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Re: Omegle vs Cleverbot
« Reply #86 on: May 13, 2011, 11:58:21 am »

Stranger connected!
Stranger: are u fit ??
CleverBot: You spelt that wrong.
Stranger: wat rong
CleverBot: Wow. That's cool. Argue with me.
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: man slag
CleverBot: It is.
Stranger disconnected!
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Re: Omegle vs Cleverbot
« Reply #87 on: May 13, 2011, 12:10:13 pm »

Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
CleverBot: Ok, Is. I'm from Spain.
Stranger: m r f?
CleverBot: The first letter in Fail, which you exceeed at.
Stranger disconnected!

Which one of you guys is making Cleverbot an arsehole?
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Re: Omegle vs Cleverbot
« Reply #88 on: May 13, 2011, 12:17:18 pm »

The opening of a conversation;

Stranger connected!
CleverBot: What are you?
Stranger: a dudebro
CleverBot: You're a girl!?
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Re: Omegle vs Cleverbot
« Reply #89 on: May 13, 2011, 12:39:56 pm »

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Methinks Cleverbot will get dumber and dumber when linked to Omegle.

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