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Author Topic: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.  (Read 38912 times)

Megaman

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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #435 on: May 21, 2011, 01:55:20 am »

I have five minutes. I'm currently teetering back in forth in my basement full of canned dog.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #436 on: May 21, 2011, 02:02:27 am »

This is boring, couldn't we all die in fire faster? Geese god, way to run a good server, this world sucks! Shut it down already.

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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #437 on: May 21, 2011, 02:05:16 am »

Five minutes past here. The barricades are still holding up nicely.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #438 on: May 21, 2011, 02:07:52 am »

Hey guys, found a small island of land amidst the lake of fire and brimstone I've been drifting on, and I found a good Wi-Fi connection. Rapture's been pretty cool so far, but I was kinda hoping being a kind, understanding, and decent person might spare me from this whole "eternity of torment" thing. Ah well, live and learn.

EDIT: I think I hear the shrill cries of 1,000 unbaptised infants and vengeful aborted fetuses, which probably means I'll have to put my downloads on hold. If folks make it through the seven plagues and want to hang out, I'm going to try to make my way to Seattle, Washington. If anyone knows how to make it in a godless void full of destitution and loss, it's starving hipster artists.

Later!
« Last Edit: May 21, 2011, 02:15:11 am by Solifuge »
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #439 on: May 21, 2011, 02:11:45 am »

Geese god

*gasp* There's a god for GEESE!?


OH. MY. TOADY.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #440 on: May 21, 2011, 02:12:37 am »

Code: [Select]
user001@shell:~$ ps

PID TTY     TIME                CMD
  1   ?     Billions of years   Earth
  2   ?     Trillions of years  Planet X


user001@shell:~$ kill 1

******************************************
Caught SIGTERM, attempting clean shutdown.

!!COMMENCING RAPTURE!!



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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #441 on: May 21, 2011, 02:15:23 am »

They're banging against the doors. I'm worried the barricades may not hold
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #442 on: May 21, 2011, 02:21:06 am »

All I can say, it is unbelievably quiet outside, even for the middle of the night.

EDIT: Wait, I just heard something.  I think I'll go check it out.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #443 on: May 21, 2011, 02:38:44 am »

Zombies are invading Australia!

I killed one, but I got bitten, what should I do?

Do I get the shitposter of the week award, now?
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #444 on: May 21, 2011, 02:41:18 am »

I killed one, but I got bitten, what should I do?
YEE BE DOOMD

That should be my award, damn you!
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #445 on: May 21, 2011, 03:09:03 am »

ZOMG WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!?! WHY??? THE ZOMBIES WILL NOT STOP! THEY KILLED EVERYBODY!

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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #446 on: May 21, 2011, 03:19:48 am »

Boy, am I happy to be the Earth. No one can mess with me unless they like Vacuum.

Wait, did something just-OH GOD THE PAAAAIIINNNN



In all seriousness, still 15 hours for me (west US coast). Yawn, this end of the world thing is really boring. Damn it God, why must you make it so slow? Are you trolling me or something?
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #447 on: May 21, 2011, 03:24:54 am »

I'm not sure which western coast of the U.S. you live on, but on this one it's 1:23 AM, 21-5-2011.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #448 on: May 21, 2011, 03:25:36 am »

The only noticable things to happen today was my yahoo mail got raptured by system checks... my brother scared me silly when he awoke from a dead sleep screaming and left, and a cat got in the house...

Nothing out of the ordinary.

(mails said to come back by 6 pst so if I get "raptured" I'll have to ask Jesus If I had mail)
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #449 on: May 21, 2011, 03:28:49 am »

I'm not sure which western coast of the U.S. you live on, but on this one it's 1:23 AM, 21-5-2011.
It's supposed to end at 6 PM, remember?
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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