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[FallacyofUrist]

Something about walking into a room, killing the first two guards with a shotgun blast, then throwing your swords at the other two, then ducking out before their bullets reach you, then watching your swords make them dead, just feels... awesome.

Heat Signature.

[Akura]

Doing a Defection mission, had to assassinate somebody on a ship crawling with guards. The target was in a room with three other guards, and they would take turns sending someone at random to a console in another room. Problem: the room they were in was the junction of several corridors, the only consoles they'd go to would require me to go through that junction to reach. I'd have to face at least three at once. Solution: one of the guards I previously dropped had a Sidewinder, which lets you teleport to any spot that you can path to. I simply waited until the target was the one leaving the room, and I teleported behind him and shanked him.

Bigger problem: Immediately another guard decided it was his turn to leave the room. Had no time to really do anything, and the guard shot me. Then he threw me out of the airlock.

Solution: Before I bled out, I RC'd my pod to pick me up and return to station. Mission Accomplished.

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Heat Signature.

[birdy51]

I called out Winston in No Limits. Our team goes Winston. Everyone is a gorilla.

We meet they enemy. They are also, Winston. Planet of the Apes ensued.

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Overwatch. It was a moral own. Everyone was Winston for the whole match!

[Greiger]

I hate Winston, whenever I fight Winston I can't significantly hurt him and get absolutely destroyed.  When I play as Winston I either get avoided and ignored harder than zookepers asking the internet to stop making memes about their dead gorilla, or destroyed faster than a watermelon at a Gallagher tribute comedians convention.
My own: Played Spelunky for the first time in years and managed to get to the jungle first try without dying. 

I was very proud of myself.  I'm sure that pride flavored my meat wonderfully when I tried to goomba stomp that man-eating plant.

[EnigmaticHat]

Here's the trick to kill Winston solo, with no help from your teammates: you can't.  Not even as Reaper (if the Winston is good).

You just have to trust your DPS knows what they're doing.  I'm sure it'll be fine.

[Egan_BW]

I hate Winston, whenever I fight Winston I can't significantly hurt him and get absolutely destroyed.  When I play as Winston I either get avoided and ignored harder than zookepers asking the internet to stop making memes about their dead gorilla, or destroyed faster than a watermelon at a Gallagher tribute comedians convention.
My own: Played Spelunky for the first time in years and managed to get to the jungle first try without dying. 

I was very proud of myself.  I'm sure that pride flavored my meat wonderfully when I tried to goomba stomp that man-eating plant.

pride precipitates a dizzying fall

[Yoink]

You... accidentally ate a spider?
Are you saying you haven't started eating them on purpose yet? Get gud already

[Rince Wind]

Now that all those irritating people pretending to lead nations, factions or whatever have been silenced by the power of my magic I can return to the truly important things in life.
Slave! Tell me a riddle, if I can't solve it within a reasonable amount of time you might be set free.

Into the arena, or the circus maybe?
Anyway, sing me song of the Old Ones, the one that makes people run off to do funny things, like fight the Immortals downstairs with their forks and spoons.

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Civ 4, Orbis [modmod of Fall From Heaven 2], Tower of Mastery victory as Perpentach of the Balseraph

[StagnantSoul]

Managed to trade some tribals 204 silver in exchange for a Vanometric Power Cell's location on the map... They do realize this things worth 4k silver at least? That's what I'd have given them for it.


Rimworld.

[AzyWng]

It seems that you now have firsthand experience of what imperialism really is...

[MrRoboto75]

It seems that you now have firsthand experience of what imperialism really is...

He hasn't sent them smallpox-ridden blankets yet

[Mathel]

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And that is how you squash spiders (and outright vaporise 13 of them).
The ones captured are a queen and a death spider.

The X-Com Files, abandoned syndicate lab.

[AzyWng]

Showing a results screen is not valid cause for saying "That is how you squash spiders".

What it is it you do, though?

[milo christiansen]

I built three really nice warframes, and just as they finished it was announced that free Ash Prime warframes would be given away in a few days. While linking some accounts for that I suddenly realized I could get yet another nice Trinity Prime frame by signing up for a Twitch Prime free trial and immediately canceling...

I have gone from 5 frames to 9, with one more coming day after tomorrow. It has been a good week

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Warframe

All you need to do to get Ash Prime is watch play 30 minutes of some official Warframe stream (nothing says you can't start it then walk away to do something actually interesting ).

[Mathel]

Showing a results screen is not valid cause for saying "That is how you squash spiders".

What it is it you do, though?

You shoot them with blaster rifles. And a laser tank.