I won a match of Blood Bowl.
Normally, this would not be an ownage, except:
- It was my first multiplayer match. I'd played the singleplayer campaign and watched lots of Twitch matches, but this was my first online encounter.
- My opponent was playing Chaos.
- Not just that, my opponent was playing kill Chaos with a TV roughly 2 times higher than mine.
I induced a Wizard... who, on turn 3, landed a Fireball on 7 targets, knocking only one down; a complete waste of money. I induced a master chef... who stole exactly one reroll each half, a very mediocre result. And I induced Morg n' Thorg... who basically won the match, preventing Chaos from overrunning me for most of the game (as well as KOing his Minotaur). That, and a couple 3+ rolls let me score in my opponent's half, and while I was halted three tiles short of the end-zone during the second half I nonetheless kept him from controlling the ball until turn 15, at which point he was too far from my endzone to score.
Best of all? While I only had 3 players standing in the end (Claw did its job), most of the injuries were only Badly Hurt. Besides one niggled lineman and an ogre that'll miss a game, my team is intact. And the blitzer who got MVP also completed the one pass, so he leveled up. All in all, a pretty satisfying result!