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[Reudh]

Started a new Pyromancer. Named him Henry P. Ham.
Killed a black knight at level 5 using only my starter gear and pyro flames - damn, it was close - i think I was on maybe 10hp by the end of it. Got some titanite and the Black Knight Shield, though i'm too weak to use it at the moment.

Then, i kindled the Undead Burg bonfire, summoned a phantom because i never had before, and he promptly helped me kill Havel and the Taurus Demon, then gave me a Demon's Great Axe as thanks. I also got myself some crossbow bolts, and bought a crossbow. Now, all I have to do is get that drake's tail.

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Dark Souls

[Facekillz058]

If you've done all that you may as well grab the Zweihander and cheese the entire game,

[itisnotlogical]

I beat the Water Temple without a guide. I don't really see what all the fuss is about, I had a lot more trouble with the Forest Temple in terms of puzzles The enemies in the Water Temple are a lot tougher than the puzzles IMO.

Ocarina of Time.

[timferius]

I beat the Water Temple without a guide. I don't really see what all the fuss is about, I had a lot more trouble with the Forest Temple in terms of puzzles The enemies in the Water Temple are a lot tougher than the puzzles IMO.

Ocarina of Time.

For me, the water temple isn't DIFFICULT, it's just a major pain. Although, both my siblings used to get me to beat it for them, so I guess for some it is a bit more of a mind trip than others.

[Steelmagic]

Shot down 2 bombers and a zero over Guadalcanal before the bomber i was trying to kamikaze broke my aileron controls forcing me to jump out. Shooting anything down with the keyboard is a major accomplishment for me.

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IL-2 Sturmovik.

[10ebbor10]

I was happily bombing some strategic targets from mid altitude when I notice a fighter hugging the ground. One lucky 500 kg bomb later and KABLOOM. The entire match was pretty fun, with me, despite being chased by some fighters, sustaining only 30 lions worth of damage.

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Warthunder

[inEQUALITY]

Running around holding down the forward and jump keys while repeatedly pressing the kick key. Jump-kicking things to death over and over, flying across the rooms like Liu Kang in marine armor. 25 kills in under 2 minutes. Second place only had 9 kills.

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Brutal Doom mod (Doom 2). Deathmatch on Level 1, first to 25. 14 bots, myself, and a friend over LAN.

[Xotes]

There's four rent-a-cop security guards down this short corridor. One's coming to investigate my position, so I lurk until he rounds the corner, smash my SMG into his face, and rush past his falling body. His three friends are all close together, two right next to each other, the third out of melee range. I hit the first man with a jumping kick, nail the far-back one with a burst of fire to stagger him, jumping roundhouse the other guard in melee range, and then unload the rest of my SMG into the staggered guard.

Total time elapsed, roughly three seconds.

Reflex mode is amazing.

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F.E.A.R.

[Sirus]

Yataka Ishii is a goddamn badass. His very first mission, armed with nothing but a pistol? Takes down two Sectoids with accurate long-range fire and even takes a plasma shot to the chest. Unarmored! It barely fazed him! Shame I'm not keeping this playthrough

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X-COM UFO Defense

Move over, Yataka. My new Badass of the Month is now Evelyn McNeil: a rookie whose very first mission was a terror attack in  a cramped, claustrophobic London. At night, even.

Evelyn proceeded to score five kills (at least one Cyberdisk) with her brand new, untested laser rifle without taking a single hit. She went straight from Rookie to Sergeant, for crying out loud! She narrowly avoided death when another rookie went berserk and started rapid-firing all over the place in the same room she was in, and at one point was face-to-face with a Sectoid, who proceeded to somehow miss and leave itself open to laser death.

Evelyn McNeil, you are a walking moment of ownage and I salute you.

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X-COM UFO Defense.

[Mr Space Cat]

I activated a thermonuclear bomb and had ten seconds to live. One of those seconds was spent attempting to arm a second thermonuclear bomb, just to make sure the Spider Mastermind would be extra dead. (The game responded with "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??" It was quite funny. Apparently one nuking is enough nuking.)

So, using those last nine seconds, I managed to stand out in the open and shoot the Spider Mastermind down from "healthy" to "heavily wounded" with my two dual speedloader pistols. I absorbed her shots like a sponge, going from 150% health to 101% by the time the bomb exploded. I probably could've killed her without the nukes easily.

Sure, I died in the huge explosion, but hey, I got promotions! And I got to sacrifice myself for the good of mankind, that was a nice change of pace.

Also, this ass-kicking marine killed every last demon in Hell with nothing but pistols. 100% kills, aww yeah.

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DoomRL, playing another marine angel of marksmanship on Not Too Rough

Pistols are fun, by the end of the game I could shoot bursts of four bullets per shot --two from each pistol-- at a minimum damage of 8 per bullet, in less than a second. Max damage would be 14 per bullet, totaling  56 damage per burst, with 3 bursts before I have to reload. That's potentially 168 damage max.

That's a lot of dakka for two six-shot 10mm pistols.

[Hanslanda]

I activated the Protectron's secondary functionality for House (who I will kill soon and usurp because I am a ruthlessly evil motherfucker from hell) and get back up to the Weather Station. The guard demands I give up my weapons, so I blast the three of them with my riot shotgun. I step outside and blast the three there with my Marksmen Carbine, then sneak up to the tent. I drop several mines in chokepoints, and start blasting people at range with my Anti-Material Rifle. They rush onto my mines, and half of them just ceased to be. I hunted the wounded down and killed them execution style, then I got out my Blade of the West and entered Caesar's Tent. Eight Praetorian Guards, a Legion Mongrel, and Caesar himself versus one Courier.

They never knew what hit them. I just spammed my attacks. The Blade of the West is so badass and I had so many targets that I didn't even use VATS. I just slashed and swiped, knocking them back and killing with every other swing. Finally, I finished off everyone but Lucius, and I ended him with a spinning blade sweep, knocking him off his feet and into the tent wall. Surrounded by corpses, I went to Caesar's Throne, and I sat upon it.

It feels good to be bad.

Fallout NV

[Facekillz058]

But you were killing Legion, doesn't that make you good?

[Hanslanda]

But you were killing Legion, doesn't that make you good?

I've been stomping my way across the face of the NCR for weeks now. I've killed hundreds of them. At this point, killing Legion is just continuing the trend of 'Is it in front of me and wearing a uniform or professing loyalty to someone other than me? Yes? Kill the everloving fuck out of it and loot it's corpse.' I kill anyone and everything that isn't a civilian, and some of those I kill too. This guy isn't a psychopath or a sociopath. He's an omnicidal maniac bent on murdering every motherfucker even marginally involved with the Platinum Chip.

[MaximumZero]

WIN ALL OF THE DRAWINGS! (I was just picked as one of the winners in the Merry Making Giveaway. Depending on what's left when I'm gotten to, I'll have won at least 6 games from you fine folks.)

These here forums. I thank you, Bay 12.

[mastahcheese]

Good job!