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[Omegastick]

Successfully completed Dishonored non-lethal and most levels with ghost while only reloading three times (two of which were trying to figure out how to beat Granny Rags non-lethally). Felt ridiculously badass the whole way through... Now to do it without any magic.

[Azated]

I happened upon a bear in the wilderness, seemingly in the middle of nowhere right as winter ended. I was playing a stealthy archer, so I was able to sneak up on him and fire an arrow his way from about 7 tiles, which was as close as I was willing to get. I knew if I missed, I'd have one more chance to score a bleeding shot before he tore me to shreds, and even then I'd be lucky to get back to camp before dying of my own blood loss.

To my incredible surprise, the first shot hit the bear in the eye, killing him instantly and netting me several hundred pounds of meat and a ridiculously heavy hide which I later turned into a cloak thick enough to keep me warm for the rest of winter.

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Unreal World

Also playing Kerbal Space Program.  I now have a series of space based lazor defence satellites in orbit.  I like to imagine that they are protecting Kerbin from allium invaders, or that they are reducing panic in funding countries.  That game gives you an excellent sense of accomplishment sometimes, just watching as your creation spins around in space, hopefully keep the alliums at bay.

This post made me happy. I should make a game about keeping alliums at bay with space lasers.

A KSP FPS/RTS would be the best game ever to exist.

[choppy]

I happened upon a bear in the wilderness, seemingly in the middle of nowhere right as winter ended. I was playing a stealthy archer, so I was able to sneak up on him and fire an arrow his way from about 7 tiles, which was as close as I was willing to get. I knew if I missed, I'd have one more chance to score a bleeding shot before he tore me to shreds, and even then I'd be lucky to get back to camp before dying of my own blood loss.

To my incredible surprise, the first shot hit the bear in the eye, killing him instantly and netting me several hundred pounds of meat and a ridiculously heavy hide which I later turned into a cloak thick enough to keep me warm for the rest of winter.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Unreal World

Also playing Kerbal Space Program.  I now have a series of space based lazor defence satellites in orbit.  I like to imagine that they are protecting Kerbin from allium invaders, or that they are reducing panic in funding countries.  That game gives you an excellent sense of accomplishment sometimes, just watching as your creation spins around in space, hopefully keep the alliums at bay.

This post made me happy. I should make a game about keeping alliums at bay with space lasers.

A KSP FPS/RTS would be the best game ever to exist.

i agree with that.

[Mr Space Cat]

Killed an ogre with a sling...as a hobbit. It took 12 stones, but still, I didn't even get hit once.

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Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup

[Devling]

Obviously you never heard of Bilbo Baggins.
Stoned three ogres to death.

[Mr Space Cat]

No he didn't, he...

Stoned

*sees what you did there*

Although technically they were trolls. Besides, all Bilbo did was chat 'em up until the sun rose, he didn't have an ogre actively swinging a tree trunk at him to squash him into jelly.

Not like it matters now, Odorf the Hobbit Hunter got killed by a ghost. Ghosts are OP, one good hero dies and it all goes downhill from there.

[Devling]

I'm not denying your hobbits massive boulders.
I just want to add a some accolades to the avalanche of fame on Bilbo.
He is stone cold.

[Blargityblarg]

I thought it was Gandalf who was imitating their voices, not Bilbo?

[Xantalos]

I thought it was Gandalf who was imitating their voices, not Bilbo?

Yeah it was in the book.

[Reudh]

I thought it was Gandalf who was imitating their voices, not Bilbo?

Yeah it was in the book.

Well, Bilbo kept them talking and not eating until Gandalf got his shit together. "Ever heard of a burrahobbit, Tom?"

[Devling]

Honestly, the whole story isn't on the stablest footing. It's on rocky ground.
Puns.

[PanH]

Trolls are stronger to fight than ogre in Crawl. But they eat like ten hobbits.

[Repulsion]

Another Crawl story.

My KoBe is rampaging through the dungeon with his +4 +2 sword and amulet of guardian spirit, among other things, when suddenly a Grinder appears!

*corner hug* *berserk* *dead grinder*

Now then, I'll just wind the next corner... OH HOLY FUCK SIGMUND. At this point I'm at half health, being chased by Sigmund and several jackals. I nope the hell out of there and recuperate on the next floor. I go back down and meet Sigmund once again...

*corner hug* *berserk* *dead sigmund*

Got three levels off of that whole exchange!

[miauw62]

So, I load up one of the featured saves, it's a photon light show thingy. It has to charge for a certain number of frames before you can activate it (Or you can use force start, but for some reason that makes something unrelated explode wich causes unpleasant pressure waves, destroys the normal start button and releases less photons.). I go on my usual rampage and pour acid all over it, then I burn a bit with gas. After some fiddling, it's now a rainbow cannon that spits photons in various colors constantly. The start button toggles it off and on. Fuck yes.

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Powder toy, still an enjoyable timewaster

E: And now I managed to override the charge time, so I can turn it on and off instantly! Woo!

[Graknorke]

So, I load up one of the featured saves, it's a photon light show thingy. It has to charge for a certain number of frames before you can activate it (Or you can use force start, but for some reason that makes something unrelated explode wich causes unpleasant pressure waves, destroys the normal start button and releases less photons.). I go on my usual rampage and pour acid all over it, then I burn a bit with gas. After some fiddling, it's now a rainbow cannon that spits photons in various colors constantly. The start button toggles it off and on. Fuck yes.

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Powder toy, still an enjoyable timewaster

E: And now I managed to override the charge time, so I can turn it on and off instantly! Woo!

I was playing that exact level as I read this. Spooky.