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[612DwarfAvenue]

After a long stretch of getting my ass handed to me, things started to pick up and i just won 5 matches in a row (spread out over a couple days). I'm still only in Bronze league, but screw it, i'm still happy i'm turning the tables and starting to get some friggin wins.

Starcraft 2.

[MaximumZero]

Several squad mates saying "rocket launchers arent the best anti-infantry weapon..."

I proved them wrong.

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Planetside 2

Obviously, they were doing it wrong.

[Knight of Fools]

Fighting in a game of D&D, dual wielding.

I rolled two natural twenties and confirmed both as crits. *Fist pump*

[Myroc]

Nobody ever expects Voltar to actually being able to deal damage. So when you've gone for a Drone/Turret Healbot build, getting 7 kills and no deaths in a single match is amusing. My kills even outnumbered that of my team's Lonestar at one point!

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Awesomenauts

[Sirus]

Using night-vision goggles, silenced weapons to shoot out lamps, and a whole lot of patience, I snuck through a Nazi base without taking a single life.

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Metro 2033

[Akura]

The Empire started hitting isolated planets hard with groups of Acclimators and Tartans(only these two). And then, all of a sudden, they stopped. Fleets sent to reclaim the taken systems found only the ships that originally attacked. And beyond that, almost nothing. Planets were guarded at most by a single Acclimator, a single Tartan Cruiser, and a level 1 space station. Ground defenses were often literally non-existant. Ryloth had only a Research Lab on it(besides angry Twi'leks). Except for Byss and Coruscant being complete fortresses both on the ground and in space, Imperial resistance was almost nothing.

Seriously, I've taken more casualties fighting the Black Sun than the Empire.
I think I broke the AI.

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Star Wars: Empire at War.

[miauw62]

A very small ownage, but in keepie uppie, i managed to take out a dropship engine by flying over it and i SURVIVED.
Died a bit later after spinning around a few times but recovering and finally flying into a mountain.

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Cortex Command 1.0

[Smashness]

I looted bait from a dead bandit and decided to use it. I moved away and already heard what sounded like hoofbeats. The only problem with that was that I was in Tall Trees. I turned around and a GIGANTIC GRIZZLY BEAR WAS RIGHT THERE. I shot it in the face with my repeater, but it lived. It lunged, and I quickly shot it in the throat. It fell.

Shortly after, I killed and skinned a boar. I was heading back towards town and heard more huge running sounds. I turned and shot another grizzly in the head with my Carcano. Immediately there was the angry roar of yet another grizzly.Three shots with a Mauser and it died. Another bear was right behind the one I just killed. I went crazy and fire 2 shots to the head and 3 to the body. The bear died.

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I SURVIVED A QUAD BEAR ATTACK

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Red Dead Redemption, I got really crazy with the font here, this was scary as hell

[Reudh]

I don't know if this counts, but in the Sims 3 my genetic experiment has started bearing fruit. I made a family with ludicrously oversized ears and noses, and set them rampant in the neighbourhood, letting the Story Progression work on it.

Now there's little tiny HUGE EARED or HUGE NOSED children everywhere.
Also it seems that twins aren't identical at all.

[10ebbor10]

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Reminds me off fighting against both empire and rebellion with the ridicously overpowered Zahn faction. I just bunkered up on a few planets, build spacestations up to max level, gathered some cash and let them smash their fleets while I build up my army. Seriously, with a building tech tree that starts with a +2000 income building and the ability to repair things with money in midfight you can hold of anything by just throwing money at it.  Also, the Zhan spacestation gets it's own superweapon from Lvl 3(unless rebel and empire who have to build them seperatly), and the computer doesn't know how to adjust to this strategy.

They could break it easily by just hanging back and bombing the station with missiles/fighters, bombers, untill I run out of funds. But they insist instead on getting their capital ships in range, allowing my station to take them out with ease.

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Star wars: Empire at War forces of corruption

[Karnewarrior]

First, I dug to the bottom of the map. Then, I planted a stack of TNT all the way back up to the surface. Then I lit it.

BOOM! New bottomless pit!

Then, deciding that this wasn't the most I could do in creative mode, I built a bigass diving board at the very top level. Then I noticed it was nightime, and there was a skeleton wandering... I summoned myself a diamond sword and jumped down with it to watch it fall.

It was a long drop.

-Minecraft-
Using my friends account.

[Catastrophic lolcats]

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Star wars: Empire at War forces of corruption

I love Empire at War. It was a nice little "4X lite" and while I don't really enjoy the Star Wars setting all that much Empire at War seemed to do the setting quite well. There were all these little snippets of lore about planets and units that were rather interesting and everything was nicely varied. The main draw for me was the beautiful space battles with the rather impressive (at the time) cinematic cam which made the battles feel really rewarding. Land battles generally drew out too long for my liking although I have no idea how you'd fix that.
I never did buy the expansion. I should get a copy and see if there's a modding community for the game. Maybe even try multiplayer with a friend since I've only played it singleplayer.

[Yoink]

I don't know if this counts, but in the Sims 3 my genetic experiment has started bearing fruit. I made a family with ludicrously oversized ears and noses, and set them rampant in the neighbourhood, letting the Story Progression work on it.

Now there's little tiny HUGE EARED or HUGE NOSED children everywhere.
Also it seems that twins aren't identical at all.

Hehehe, nice! I haven't played number three yet, sadly, so I have no idea just how 'Story Progression' works. Can you... Fast-foward things, or some such? The Sims might just have to be the next game I pick up.

As for my ownage, well uh, I haven't really played any games for a while, but the other day I trounced family members in Wii tennis.
Not that impressive individually, but I had them both as a team against me. They actually managed to beat me once(due to my computer-controlled team-mate letting us down), but then I took control of both people on my team and was pretty well unstoppable.

[jocan2003]

Killed the Hyperion president Handsome Jack and an Hyperion shotgun. Take that Bi...

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Borderlands 2

[miauw62]

First, I dug to the bottom of the map. Then, I planted a stack of TNT all the way back up to the surface. Then I lit it.

BOOM! New bottomless pit!

Then, deciding that this wasn't the most I could do in creative mode, I built a bigass diving board at the very top level. Then I noticed it was nightime, and there was a skeleton wandering... I summoned myself a diamond sword and jumped down with it to watch it fall.

It was a long drop.

-Minecraft-
Using my friends account.

That aint shit compared to tekkit.
But its a VERY fun thing to do.
Protip: put some water and magma on the edge of the pit. Gives cool effects.

My ownage:
Doing a redemption mission so i could get the doggam blueprints from the UTA, i easily destroyed all the civvie ships.
Suddenly, "Civilian flagship incoming".
Oh fuck, shit is going to get real.
Turned out they send a huge-ass spacedick to fight me.
My tug and turtle heads took it out easily, as he didnt bring any little friend sto degrade our armors/take down our shields.
First half of the dual mount turret

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SPAZ