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[Iceblaster]

Killed an Enfield Horror with exactly two FMJ Rifle rounds and three stabs with a broad spear.

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NeoScavenger.

Modified it so I could get all the traits so true, it might be less of an own, but I still felt pretty badass.

[da_nang]

Me: "Hey, Sowers! You mind telling me why the fuck you've placed so many invasion ships near my main production center? You can't seriously be thinking-"

The Sowers has declared war on you!

Me: "Oh, so me graciously sparing you when you attacked me earlier wasn't enough to tell you how peaceful I-"

The Pilgrims has declared war on you!

Me: "Well fuck you, too! I take it my peaceful expansions into the galactic core irked you so hard when I got that large lava system before you-"

The Pilgrims have begun invading Lisul! (Lava system)

Me: "That's it. TOTAL WAR! BURN THE COFFERS! OUR SHIPS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUNS!"

The United Empire has declared war on you!

Me: "I WILL BURN YOU ALL, SMELT YOUR SHIPS AND MAKE MY OWN GOD DAMN PLANET-SIZED IRON THRONE-"

The Automatons has declared war on you!

Me: "I WILL ENDLÖSUNG YOU ALL"

*Decades of fighting, the Sowers and Pilgrims annihilated, the galaxy under my control*
*The United Empire and the Automatons are both left with a single gas giant*
*Both systems surrounded by dozens of dreadnaughts and invasion fleets*

Me: "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SO PUNY?! TO BE AT MY MERCY?! I SHALL TOY WITH YOU BEFORE YOUR INEVITABLE DEMISE!"

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Endless Space

[Sinistar]

Just out of interest: which race were you playing?

[da_nang]

Custom race with Hissho appearance and United Empire affinity.

[Mr Space Cat]

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 DoomRL (0.9.9.7) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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 MEAT MARINE, level 21 Hell Knight Sergeant Major Marine,
 completed 100 levels of torture on level 100 of Hell.
 He survived 219325 turns and scored 693375 points.
 He played for 5 hours, 20 minutes and 51 seconds.
 He didn't like it too rough.

 He killed 1597 out of 1634 hellspawn. (97%)
 He held his right to remain violent.
 He was an Angel of Berserk!
 He was also an Angel of 100!
Well, that was fun. Also got surprisingly easy once I got past the cruel early game of leveling up to get Berserk. Things started picking up once I built a chainsword out of my combat knife and got the master trait Vampyre. As a vampyre, I regained an amount of health depending on what I just killed. Also finding Malek's Armor and the Butcher's Cleaver made things real easy. From there I was just roflstomping through packs of archviles and mancubi with almost constant berserk rage. I ate mancubi rockets and archvile flames for breakfast. In the end I took 6622 damage. Also reached a killstreak of 44 on one floor full of pain elementals and lost souls.

Finished the game with 202/110 health. For reference, you start the game with 50 health.  Also found the chainsaw, FINALLY, on level 92. ^{Thanks for helping me kill all those other 91 floors, chainsaw. Totally didn't need you sooner or anything.}

TL:DR; Steamrolled through 100 floors of hell and slaughtered 1597 demons using only an assortment of sharp pointy things while wading through oceans of lava and demon blood and headbutting through high powered demonic explosives. I'd call that some ownage.

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DoomRL on Not Too Rough

[Reudh]

Me: "Hey, Sowers! You mind telling me why the fuck you've placed so many invasion ships near my main production center? You can't seriously be thinking-"

The Sowers has declared war on you!

Me: "Oh, so me graciously sparing you when you attacked me earlier wasn't enough to tell you how peaceful I-"

The Pilgrims has declared war on you!

Me: "Well fuck you, too! I take it my peaceful expansions into the galactic core irked you so hard when I got that large lava system before you-"

The Pilgrims have begun invading Lisul! (Lava system)

Me: "That's it. TOTAL WAR! BURN THE COFFERS! OUR SHIPS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUNS!"

The United Empire has declared war on you!

Me: "I WILL BURN YOU ALL, SMELT YOUR SHIPS AND MAKE MY OWN GOD DAMN PLANET-SIZED IRON THRONE-"

The Automatons has declared war on you!

Me: "I WILL ENDLÖSUNG YOU ALL"

*Decades of fighting, the Sowers and Pilgrims annihilated, the galaxy under my control*
*The United Empire and the Automatons are both left with a single gas giant*
*Both systems surrounded by dozens of dreadnaughts and invasion fleets*

Me: "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SO PUNY?! TO BE AT MY MERCY?! I SHALL TOY WITH YOU BEFORE YOUR INEVITABLE DEMISE!"

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Endless Space

I had a similar match in Gal Civ II recently.

Krynn were being horribly expansionist and lining up starbases on my border to push it back and hopefully peacefully convert some of my planets. They literally only targeted me for this, none of the other AI, not even the more threatening ones.

So I declare war on the Krynn. Capture a few planets, crush their pitiful Defender and Sniper class fighters, and they ask for peace. I say no, because not all of their border planets are gone from my borders yet.
They surrender to the Altarians.

I declare war on the Altarians.

Torians and Drath declare war on me.
Drengin declare war on Drath, Torians and Altarians.
Thalans declare war on me, Altarians and Korx
Korx declare war on Altarians and Thalans
my custom race of ant people, the Myrmecians, declare war on me and the Korath.
The Korath declare war on everyone but me (Korx, Thalan, Torian, Myrmecian, Drengin, Drath, Altarian, Arcean)
The Arceans declare war on me and the Korath.

Everyone promptly surrenders to each other, leaving the Altarians controlling 85% of the board (on an IMMENSE galaxy size, this is no mean feat), the Arceans and I relegated to two small corners each.

And yet, I managed to defeat the Altarians and win a cultural victory.

Just in case your reading comprehension is bad:

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Galactic Civilisations II

[EnigmaticHat]

Galactic Civs 2 is one of those games I can't play near the semester end because I won't stop.

I still haven't beat that one gigantic galaxy game I'm playing.  Then again, in that one I control more planets than can exist under normal game circumstances (there was a mega-event, long story) and am involved in a ridiculous war, so yeah.

[Xantalos]

I played an immense galaxy on that at one point. Dread Lords showed up, I promptly crushed them into dust with a fleet of about a zillion ships.

[Playergamer]

I am playing as the Queen of Ireland. I was notified a while back that the Duke of Munster, now 79, has an heir outside the realm, specifically, in France. After trying to make him revolt, I eventually give up and just try to revoke his title. He says no, and declares war on me. However...

The Duke of Munster has called the Duke of Connacht into his wars.

The Duke of Munster has called the Duke of Ulster into his wars.

Ok... I can handle that, I still have Wales, right?

Ulster brings out the 6000 man doomstack, crushing my 4000 man army.

... Crap.

Years of war and hundreds of gold later I destroy the doomstacks and capture the duke.

(Now that the ownage story is over, he... kinda died in the dungeon before the war ended, so France still inherited Munster.)

CK2

[Arcvasti]

I just sort of wandered through 3-4 whole secters without taking more then 2 or 3 hull damage[Stupid missiles]. Mostly just 2 or 3-shotting ships with my glaive beam after stripping their shields with my ion arsenal while dodging all their volleys with my cloaking. I ended up with around 300-400 scrap from that. Probably still going to die on the boss, but I've got a decent chance at least.

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FTL:Advanced Edition playing as Stealth Cruiser type B

[HFS]

"Okay, almost at Sector 8, just got two more jumps to g-*OUT OF FUEL* *REBEL FLEET* *DEAD*

Repeat three times.

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FTL

I suspect we're gonna get a lot more of FTL showing up here for the next few days.

[Karkov]

"Okay, almost at Sector 8, just got two more jumps to g-*OUT OF FUEL* *REBEL FLEET* *DEAD*

Repeat three times.

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FTL

I suspect we're gonna get a lot more of FTL showing up here for the next few days.

... Possibly you meant for the "How did you last die?" thread?  You might've overshot.

[da_nang]

Spoiler: Dust cow, 25% of 4K per turn (click to show/hide)

Governed by Dr. Freeman. HL3 Confirmed. Developing in secret in this system.

I should probably switch exploitation on some to finance for even more Dust.

[HFS]

"Okay, almost at Sector 8, just got two more jumps to g-*OUT OF FUEL* *REBEL FLEET* *DEAD*

Repeat three times.

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FTL

I suspect we're gonna get a lot more of FTL showing up here for the next few days.

... Possibly you meant for the "How did you last die?" thread?  You might've overshot.

...

WHOOPS.

[Facekillz058]

Just crafted the Princess Panalope(I think? It's the one you make with High Rank Rathian Mats) gunlance after noticed I had the materials for it.
Wow, I don't think I've poisoned things faster before today.
I like this weapon.
Luckly, it is free to fire it, even for periods approaching 12 seconds.

EDIT: DIVERT THE METEORS THE GAME WAS MONSTER HUNTER 3U