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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682169 times)

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10350 on: January 12, 2021, 09:48:06 pm »
Haul it to the depot and trade it for a masterwork steel anvil.

WWUD if they found out someone had traded their artifact kitten bone earring for a masterwork steel anvil?
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Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

Fikilili

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10351 on: January 16, 2021, 06:34:53 am »
He would be amply satisfied, as the earring is decorated with gold cabuchons.

WWUD if he finds a Behelit?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10352 on: January 16, 2021, 07:22:15 am »
Throw it in the pile with all the other random crap that accumulates in the fortress.

WWUD if the Behelit appeared in his room?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Fikilili

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10353 on: January 17, 2021, 04:34:25 am »
Inspect the object and accidentally activate it.

WWUD if the Eclipse started in his fortress and the God Hand appeared?
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rico6822

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10354 on: January 17, 2021, 08:30:04 am »
Quote from: Fikilili on January 17, 2021, 04:34:25 am
Inspect the object and accidentally activate it.

WWUD if the Eclipse started in his fortress and the God Hand appeared?

He felt Bliss upon seeing Armok's Hand. He felt Uneasy upon suffering from eclipse.
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Fikilili

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10355 on: January 17, 2021, 02:44:23 pm »
"In this world, is the destiny of dwarvenkind controlled by some transcendental toad or law? Is it like the hand of Armok hovering above? At least, it is true that a dwarf has no control, even over his own strange moods."

WWU wish for during the Eclipse?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10356 on: January 18, 2021, 02:03:10 am »
He'd wish for alcohol as it is the desire of all dwarves.

WWUD if his wish for alcohol didn't come true?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

rico6822

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10357 on: January 18, 2021, 06:58:05 am »
Ok, it seems like everybody is running out of ideas for good replies.

Maybe I start it all over.

WWUD upon losing ability to walk?
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10358 on: January 29, 2021, 02:10:29 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on January 18, 2021, 02:03:10 am
He'd wish for alcohol as it is the desire of all dwarves.

WWUD if his wish for alcohol didn't come true?

Tantrum and cave in the head of the person next to him.

WWUD after caving in the head of the person next to him?
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Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

Demandro

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10359 on: February 05, 2021, 09:48:00 am »
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on January 29, 2021, 02:10:29 am
Tantrum and cave in the head of the person next to him.

WWUD after caving in the head of the person next to him?

Ignore it, as if nothing happened, things like this happen every hour day.

WWUD if he was given a task to build a wall to wall-off incoming magma?
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I bet even Armok can't make and anvil without having one already, the true god is Anvil, and Armok is just a mere pawn in it's wicked game, a slave whose sole purpose is to make and destroy worlds for his superiors amusement...
EDIT: Forget the anvil, you can't mine ore without pickaxe therefore you can't make neither anvil or pickaxe.

MC

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10360 on: February 05, 2021, 10:37:10 am »
If its a major threat, drink.
If it's no big deal and could wait, rush to do it instnatly, have his clothes catch fire, and burn to death. before he leaves the dining hall

WWUD if he was about to bite into a masterwork turnip roast made by a chef currently one slight away from going insane?
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This is a terrible mod. All crashmanship is of the highest quality. This object is adorned with hanging rings of notification spam. This object menaces with spikes of llama wool. On the item is an image of a large oval dwarf flesh cabochan in elf bone. The artwork relates to the attack of an unknown creature on an unknown creature in a time before time. It was inevitable.

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10361 on: February 05, 2021, 04:39:35 pm »
Urist's meal is interrupted when the chef lets loose a laugh fell and terrible!

WWUD if the chef started dragging him towards the kitchen?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10362 on: February 06, 2021, 05:35:40 am »
Commitment on how he had just eaten a masterwork.

What Would Chef Urist make after he had drug Urist into the kitchen to make his artifact?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10363 on: February 08, 2021, 08:52:57 am »
This is a Dwarf meat roast. It menaces with spikes of dwarf bone. It is encircled with bands of dwarf skin. On the roast is engraved an image of Urist smeared out into a spiral in *dwarven syrup*

WWUD upon completing his artifact roast?
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

rico6822

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10364 on: February 08, 2021, 11:08:36 am »
Quote from: recon1o6 on February 08, 2021, 08:52:57 am
This is a Dwarf meat roast. It menaces with spikes of dwarf bone. It is encircled with bands of dwarf skin. On the roast is engraved an image of Urist smeared out into a spiral in *dwarven syrup*

WWUD upon completing his artifact roast?

Raid a night troll lair?
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