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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682099 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8475 on: January 27, 2017, 12:59:10 am »
Get caught and sold as an incredibly rare pokemon.

Wwud if left all alone with noone to comfort her?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8476 on: January 27, 2017, 07:31:42 am »
Go wandering.

WWUD if he with his metal magic hands (yes, this is that same Urist) opened a portal and went somewhere else?


(This is the best WWUD story.)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8477 on: January 27, 2017, 10:28:56 am »
He would land in an alternate universe where badger men are subjugating the dwarves under the leadership of the elves, and murder all of the badger men!

WWUD if he opened a portal and returned back to DF world, only 2000 years later?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8478 on: January 27, 2017, 12:17:43 pm »
Marvel at the world's technological wonders.

WWUD if he invented nanites for this future DF world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8479 on: January 27, 2017, 02:23:28 pm »
Die by falling in a well.
WWUD if her mother married a female elf?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8480 on: January 27, 2017, 02:28:53 pm »
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

WWUD in a car?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8481 on: January 27, 2017, 04:50:58 pm »
Die of thirst because the overseer isn't around to tell him to get out of the car.

WWUD to prove himself if he ended up on a showing of America's Got Talent?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8482 on: January 27, 2017, 04:57:53 pm »
Juggle pickaxes and get one lodged in his eye.

WWUD in The Price is Right?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8483 on: January 27, 2017, 05:21:34 pm »
Kill the presenter and the camera crew.

Wwud if someone shaved his beard in the middle of the night?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8484 on: January 27, 2017, 05:24:31 pm »
Urist McDwarf has been found dead, shaved of beard.

WWUD on Jeopardy?
« Last Edit: January 27, 2017, 05:28:09 pm by ☼Another☼ »
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8485 on: January 27, 2017, 06:29:00 pm »
Totally nail the geologic/geographic formations and minerals questions.

Wwud if he sat on a thumb tack?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8486 on: January 28, 2017, 10:41:55 am »
Immediately go to his bed to sleep off the wound, then die because no one has specifically bucket-shaped containers to dump water on him.

WWUD if forced to face facts that goat tallow soap walls can't actually hold magma back (yet somehow do?)
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8487 on: January 28, 2017, 11:17:59 am »
"Eh."

WWUD in Deal Or No Deal?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8488 on: January 28, 2017, 12:41:17 pm »
Quote from: Asin on January 28, 2017, 11:17:59 am
"Eh."

WWUD in Deal Or No Deal?

Hope the boxes have mugs inside so they can walk off set & get a flagon of booze.

WWUD if the Soylent Green (stew's) were made out of Dwarves!
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8489 on: January 28, 2017, 01:02:44 pm »
"OH MY URDIM!"

(Urdim's a god I have in my fortress.)

WWUD if he changed his name?

(What would his new name be?)
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