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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682147 times)

Dunamisdeos

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8415 on: January 17, 2017, 07:46:58 pm »

Make it into a cabinet during a mood.

WWUD if his demand of a cat bone cabinet was not met?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8416 on: January 17, 2017, 08:51:49 pm »

Order the glassmaker be hammered.

Wwud if he never and enough time to do all the things and more things just kept getting piled on top?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8417 on: January 18, 2017, 05:08:10 am »

Theow a tantrum
Wwud if he could fly?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8418 on: January 18, 2017, 07:41:49 am »

Still get stuck in a tree and die from dehydration.

WWUD if there were no more elves, humans, goblins, animal people, or trees?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8419 on: January 18, 2017, 07:51:58 am »

Dig.

WWUD if he was stuck floating in space, somehow able to breathe?

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8420 on: January 18, 2017, 09:03:01 am »

Contemplate all of apace and time using his mind alone, and eventually simulate an entire universe. Seven dwarves go to start a fortress...
Wwud if he was one of those seven dwarves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8421 on: January 18, 2017, 09:38:32 am »

Be an engraver and slowly realize he's in his own head as he sees odd things.

WWUD if he could break the simulation and meet with himself in space (the dreaming Urist...)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8422 on: January 18, 2017, 01:42:43 pm »

Error 404. No urist found.
WWUD if he was a plumber like Mario?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8423 on: January 18, 2017, 01:57:40 pm »

Fill your pipes with magma.

WWUD if he was forbidden to access the booze stockpile?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8424 on: January 18, 2017, 01:59:53 pm »

Go any way.
WWUD if the booze stockpile had a invincible elf that would follow for eternity, any dwarves that drank alcohol?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8425 on: January 18, 2017, 02:38:09 pm »

Ur ist would throw the elf into magma and watch as he suffers for eternity, and drink Dwarven wine.

WWUD if he was teleported to the non-DF world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8426 on: January 18, 2017, 03:08:56 pm »

Which one? Legend of Zelda? Super Mario brothers? Halo? Minecraft?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8427 on: January 18, 2017, 03:23:35 pm »

Which one? Legend of Zelda? Super Mario brothers? Halo? Minecraft?
Err... real life?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8428 on: January 18, 2017, 03:32:53 pm »

break his neck on a wall.

Wudd if he eval("throw new Tantrum()")

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8429 on: January 20, 2017, 02:19:49 am »

Die horribly.
Wwud if he was invited into the tardis?
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