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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682328 times)

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8175 on: October 12, 2016, 12:01:42 pm »

Attempt to remove cat from booze, but accidently kills it.


WWUD if he joined a cult for the Carp God.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8176 on: October 12, 2016, 12:15:36 pm »

Attempt to remove booze-sacrifice from carp, but accidentally kills it.

WWUD if she had a way to make booze from elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8177 on: October 12, 2016, 12:42:31 pm »

Kill all elves nearby and make them into the best damn booze ever.

WWUD if he found a goblin who defected to the dwarven cause?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8178 on: October 12, 2016, 01:12:38 pm »

Praise them for joining the true children of armok.
Wwud if he met an elven woodcutter raised by dwarves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8179 on: October 12, 2016, 02:08:36 pm »

Be reminded of the ancient legend of Cacame and respect him by giving him an entire barrel of longland beer.

WWUD if he was part of the Boston Tea Party?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8180 on: October 12, 2016, 02:21:15 pm »

Be reminded of the ancient legend of Cacame and respect him by giving him an entire barrel of longland beer.

WWUD if he was part of the Boston Tea Party?
Be the only one who fell into the water and drowned.

WWUD if sent as part of the militia to put down the Whiskey Rebellion?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8181 on: October 12, 2016, 03:30:56 pm »

Be so conflicted if he should kill them or not.

WWUD if he was in charge of making U.S. propaganda against the Axis Powers in WWII?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8182 on: October 12, 2016, 03:52:25 pm »

Be so conflicted if he should kill them or not.

WWUD if he was in charge of making U.S. propaganda against the Axis Powers in WWII?

He'd Probably make a giant engraving of a giant eagle eating Hitler.

WWUD If he was in charge of the dwarven space program?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8183 on: October 12, 2016, 04:27:55 pm »

Use the atomsmasher's ability to be a catapult.

WWUD if he was put into the 1970's?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8184 on: October 12, 2016, 04:44:33 pm »

Weed.

WWUD if there were no socks available in the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8185 on: October 12, 2016, 05:46:20 pm »

Cry.

WWUD if he became a rapper?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8186 on: October 15, 2016, 03:04:21 am »

Rap about how stoopid elves are.
Wwud if it was wudd or duwd?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8187 on: October 18, 2016, 09:29:34 am »

Rap about how stoopid elves are.
Wwud if it was wudd or duwd?
Be too drunk to know what that means, then get eaten by a dragon.
WWUD for the last sock in the world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8188 on: October 18, 2016, 01:47:35 pm »

Nothing. Just go over, pock it up, and put it in the rubbish bin like a good little haulerdorf.
Wwud if he was in hyrule?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8189 on: October 18, 2016, 04:02:49 pm »

Nothing. Just go over, pock it up, and put it in the rubbish bin like a good little haulerdorf.
Wwud if he was in hyrule?
Cause an embarrassing situation by mistaking a hylian princess for an elf. (Any allegations of zora bone farming are completely unfounded.)

WWUD if his beard had a beard?
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