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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682368 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8160 on: October 11, 2016, 12:58:19 am »
Be mistaken for a short hairy human and have to crack some skulls.

Wwud if accused of vampirism?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8161 on: October 11, 2016, 09:24:58 am »
Put the bloodless corpse carefully down and say "What makes you think I'm a vampire"?
WWUD if nothing was inevitable?
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8162 on: October 11, 2016, 09:28:51 am »
Say the inevitability of nothing being inevitable was inevitable.

WWUD if only some things were inevitable?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8163 on: October 11, 2016, 03:23:12 pm »
Proclaim that everything was inevitable, just in case.

WWUD if nobody liked him?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8164 on: October 11, 2016, 04:29:09 pm »
Drink to forget the loneliness.
WWUD if he discovered DeviantArt's nightmarish side?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8165 on: October 11, 2016, 04:44:30 pm »
Create and share nightmares for other people.

WWUD if kobolds posted on deviantart?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Uristocratic Clockey

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8166 on: October 11, 2016, 05:41:11 pm »
Exchange Death for their Petty Annoyances.
What would a Caravan Guard Urist do if he encountered a bronze colossus on the road to a fortress?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8167 on: October 11, 2016, 08:02:43 pm »
Run.

WWUD if he was given a CD with Dwarf Fortress burned on it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8168 on: October 11, 2016, 08:08:49 pm »
Quote from: Asin on October 11, 2016, 08:02:43 pm
Run.

WWUD if he was given a CD with Dwarf Fortress burned on it?
"Hey, this round mirror has a hole in it."

WWUD if he found a Mac and a PC?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8169 on: October 11, 2016, 08:14:28 pm »
Pick PC because the Apple logo reminds him of elves, and, discovering the CD slot, puts the disc in because it looks like it fits.

WWUD if he played Dwarf Fortress, all three modes? (Adventure, Fortress, and Legends for noobs.)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8170 on: October 12, 2016, 10:16:01 am »
Realize that the urist in the game is playing df, where that urist is playing df, where that urist inside that game is playing df...
WWUD to stop this from continuing?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8171 on: October 12, 2016, 10:20:59 am »
Rip the CD out of the slot, mine a adamantine vein, and throw it into the Circus.

WWUD if he joined a guild?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8172 on: October 12, 2016, 10:24:28 am »
Crash the market and overturn all the guilds regulations.

Wwud if someone beat up their pet kitten?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8173 on: October 12, 2016, 10:27:53 am »
Take a maul and beat the shit out of him.

WWUD in a sporting event?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8174 on: October 12, 2016, 11:43:40 am »
Goblin ball.

WWUD if she has booze, but cat is in booze?
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