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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673943 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5070 on: September 21, 2013, 05:52:19 pm »
Rush out to retrieve his friend's socks, after having just seen him die trying to retrieve an ash log.

WWUD if his full name was Urist Uristurister, and he was a legendary+5 dagger user, and made an artifact dagger (also named Urist) depicting himself making said dagger?
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Mlamlah

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5071 on: September 21, 2013, 08:52:07 pm »
Become an engraver, and engrave a picture of a dwarf admiring a picture of him forging the dagger that depicts him forging that dagger.

WWUD if he had only the job of remembering which lever did what?
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itisnotlogical

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5072 on: September 22, 2013, 12:45:50 am »
Promptly get killed, meaning that every lever in the fort is now a potential deathtrap.

WWUD if he encountered an infinitely-recursive engraving of people admiring engravings of people admiring engravings of people admiring engravings of people admiring engravings of people admiring engravings...
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5073 on: September 22, 2013, 12:42:46 pm »
Admire it.
Engrave-ception.

WWUD If his blood was magma and his body was bauxite?
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itisnotlogical

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5074 on: September 22, 2013, 04:20:13 pm »
Stub his toe, chipping it off and spilling magma everywhere. Which would cause him to rush to the hospital, setting everything he passes alight. When he immolates all his friends in the hospital, he goes into a temper tantrum, breaking even more stuff. Finally, he calms down and goes into the booze stockpile with his still-leaking foot, causing an event that can only be measured in Michael Bays.

WWUD if he discovered pre-Youtube Internet memes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5075 on: September 22, 2013, 06:24:11 pm »
He would start making his own memes, ultimately making the best around. All dwarfmemeship is of the highest quality.
WWUD if he found the happy ending to dwarf fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5076 on: September 22, 2013, 06:46:36 pm »
Accidentally activate the Doomsday Lever.

WWUD if his cat suddenly melted?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5077 on: September 22, 2013, 10:07:54 pm »
Nothing. He's got ten more.

WWUD if he got to choose where the overseer embarks?

Also, related.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5078 on: September 22, 2013, 10:46:23 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on September 22, 2013, 10:07:54 pm
Nothing. He's got ten more.

WWUD if he got to choose where the overseer embarks?

Also, related.

Pick a 16x16 embark which covers the whole spectrum of good, evil, neutral, and savage, actually, no, all biomes are savage, so joyous good wilds with terrifying evil biome, and a 50 z level waterfall, the overseers computer crashes instantly upon unpausing.

WWUD if he had to swim up a 50z level waterfall just to get into the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5079 on: September 23, 2013, 12:53:14 am »
Become a legendary swimmer. Promptly fall down the entire length of the waterfall and explode on impact, become a murderous spirit after the overseer fails to realize he's dead, and kill the most popular dwarf in the fort, in the middle of a crowded dining room. Cue tantrum spiral.

WWUD if he was a legendary swimmer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5080 on: September 23, 2013, 12:53:55 pm »
He would try to swim in the holy booze lake of the gods, but drink it all down in the middle, discovering a 2386169713672696946598 z level hole leading to !!FUN!!

WWUD if he fell directly into the HFS?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5081 on: September 23, 2013, 12:58:24 pm »
Land on Bim the demon. It is a giant blob of vomit.

WWUD If he invented guns?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5082 on: September 24, 2013, 02:07:25 pm »
Urtist Mc Revolver cancels drinking: Just extinted his own race.

WWUD if loyality cacade?
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Quote from: Cathar on May 09, 2017, 06:22:31 pm
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5083 on: September 27, 2013, 01:35:50 pm »
Participate whole-heartedly and become a double-traitor. hang out with other double-traitors and murder anybody else they see.

WWUD if the entire surviving population of the fortress he just migrated to were traitors to both the civ and the fortress?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5084 on: September 28, 2013, 07:05:30 pm »
Suddenly, everyone is a triple traitor!

What would Urist McTripleTraitor do if he wasn't sure if another dwarf was his enemy or not?
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