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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672229 times)

Uthric

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1260 on: December 21, 2011, 10:32:50 pm »
he would install these

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/07/sims-2-weird-sex-skin-mods.html



WWUD if he was in the EvE online universe
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Mobotium

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1261 on: December 22, 2011, 03:42:44 am »
Go of to explore space, but forgeting to equip the space-suit first.

WWUD if Armok was discovered to be an Elf in disguise?
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Quote from: San_A333 on April 11, 2011, 03:08:34 pm
Yes he is... So the countess will never bread?
Quote from: ancistrus on April 11, 2011, 03:14:16 pm
If she doesnt bread, let her cake.

Gamerlord

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1262 on: December 22, 2011, 05:17:52 am »
Kill fake-Armok and toss his corpse into a volcano. Then go worship real Armok.

WWUD if he embarked in a place where all the animals and people were Disneyesque?
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Loud Whispers

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1263 on: December 22, 2011, 07:13:24 am »
SING A JOLLY SONG AND NOTHING VIOLENT HAPPENED.

(For about 3 minutes).

WWUD if he was trapped within a giant mushroom?
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Kimril

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1264 on: December 22, 2011, 09:44:43 am »
Urist cancels scream for help: interrupted by being trapped in a giant mushroom
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Loud Whispers

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1265 on: December 22, 2011, 09:52:46 am »
Quote from: Kimril on December 22, 2011, 09:44:43 am
Urist cancels scream for help: interrupted by being trapped in a giant mushroom

WWUD if he forgot to say WWUD in his post? :P
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1266 on: December 22, 2011, 09:57:46 am »
Urist cancels memory: forgot to put WWUD in his post

WWUD if he was being attacked by an army of cats?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1267 on: December 22, 2011, 10:15:11 am »
Quote from: Kimril on December 22, 2011, 09:57:46 am
Urist cancels memory: forgot to put WWUD in his post

WWUD if he was being attacked by an army of cats?

Eat the army of cats.

WWUD if he was mysteriously shaved in the night?
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stormtemplar

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1268 on: December 22, 2011, 12:47:48 pm »
Nothing. It would have grown back by then.

WUUD if he found out he lacked a liver?
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Quote from: Aspgren on November 05, 2011, 04:29:07 pm
It's needlessly complicated and a hazard to cats.

I'll take twenty!

Loud Whispers

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1269 on: December 22, 2011, 12:54:58 pm »
He'd drink to that!

No liver = No liver failure!

DORF SCIENCE. IT WORKS.

WWUD if he found out...

he was standing in a magma minefield.
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Pawel1997PL

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1270 on: December 22, 2011, 03:53:23 pm »
Stomp on a mysteriously flat rock, admire the masterwork candy hatch that mysteriously opened, and become ĦĦB.B.Q UristĦĦ

WWUD if he got a portal gun from goblinclaus?
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goqe

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1271 on: December 22, 2011, 06:21:07 pm »
Use it to sneak into booze stores at night.

What would Urist do if the whole fort, except him, is full of female dwarves?
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I was angry with the inefficiency of a fort.
SO, I tried to flood it from a brook.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1272 on: December 22, 2011, 06:39:46 pm »
Nuclear.

Dwarfsplosion.

WWUD if he discovered the secret behind plump helmet roasts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1273 on: December 23, 2011, 08:42:17 pm »
Depends...
Dark secret: Admire a door to forget about the horrors of those... elfish foods.
Regular secret: Go on break to admire a door, even though they're all starving. They don't need that elf food anyway!

What would Urist McSparkle do if the overseer had found out she betrayed them with her...friendships?

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Quote from: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1274 on: February 19, 2012, 01:58:33 pm »
Nothing. Why would a TRUE dwarf care about friendships except as an excuse to murder stuff?

What would Urist do if he was the king of elves?
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