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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672075 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8340 on: December 26, 2016, 07:41:52 pm »
Kill all his friends and drink the booze. Die some time later because nobody was making booze.


WWUD with a golden earring as big as her torso?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

☼Another☼

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8341 on: December 26, 2016, 07:49:38 pm »
Haul it around and slow down the entire fortresses productivity because she is essential to some operation.

WWUD if she got into a fight with that earring?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8342 on: December 26, 2016, 07:55:56 pm »
Kill the person with it.

WWUD if he was put into Minecraft (Oh lord.)
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☼Another☼

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8343 on: December 26, 2016, 08:10:37 pm »
Starve to death, since he can't get food without a crossbow, quiver and bolts, and since he couldn't figure out how to sow the ground, (normally doing it with his hands) he'd die of starvation forever.

WWUD if she figured out how to survive?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8344 on: December 26, 2016, 09:21:53 pm »
Thrive and look for the strongest material.


WWUD if he was given a pistachio?
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Mlamlah

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8345 on: December 27, 2016, 03:16:18 pm »
Create an engraving commemorating the event.

What would Urist do with a friend's baby?
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☼Another☼

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8346 on: December 27, 2016, 03:24:06 pm »
He would throw it into a pit with the dogs, to create a dwarven super-baby.

WWUD if she woke up surrounded by badgers?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8347 on: December 27, 2016, 03:28:12 pm »
Be horribly mutilated. Later make an engraving of her being eaten by badgers. It is a masterpiece.

WWUD if she woke up and was surrounded by plump helmets?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8348 on: December 27, 2016, 03:49:06 pm »
Eat the plump helmets and vomit after eating too many.

WWUD if they spotted a large roach?
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Grimlocke

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8349 on: December 27, 2016, 04:51:21 pm »
Hunting for vermin, because some Urist ate all the plump helmets.

WWUD if vermin came hunting for him?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8350 on: December 27, 2016, 05:03:14 pm »
Fight with a crossbow.

WWUD in order to choose a name for his dog?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8351 on: December 28, 2016, 02:26:01 am »
The same way he would choose a name for his kid; slap some words together in a nonsensical manner and call it a name.

Wwud if his parents gave him a toy forge for Goblin Christmas?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8352 on: December 28, 2016, 07:29:05 am »
Attempt to make a weapon and be like his uncle Urist the weaponsmith. Key word here is attempt.

WWUD if he had Alzheimer's?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8353 on: December 28, 2016, 01:58:00 pm »
Quote from: Asin on December 28, 2016, 07:29:05 am
Attempt to make a weapon and be like his uncle Urist the weaponsmith. Key word here is attempt.

WWUD if he had Alzheimer's?

Stare blankly trying to remember what they were doing in the tavern while a mountain Gnome slips by and empties his dwarven wine goblet.

Festive time, WWUD with a dragon wishbone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8354 on: December 28, 2016, 02:07:49 pm »
Quote from: FantasticDorf on December 28, 2016, 01:58:00 pm
Festive time, WWUD with a dragon wishbone?
Artifact earrings.

WWUD when faced with an FB composed of a swarm of cats?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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