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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672312 times)

Grimlocke

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7965 on: August 12, 2016, 08:34:19 pm »
+Dark Lord Shoes+.

WWUD if his shoes turned out to be possessed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7966 on: August 12, 2016, 08:41:19 pm »
Wear them anyway. You didn't tell him not to after all.

WWUD if he was Dark Lord Shoes?
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Grimlocke

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7967 on: August 12, 2016, 10:34:42 pm »
Possess his wearer to walk through booze puddles in the inn.

WWUD if his annoying shoes kept making him drop his booze on the floor?
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BorkBorkGoesTheCode

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7968 on: August 12, 2016, 10:59:55 pm »
Learn tapdancing

WWUD with a naked singularity?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7969 on: August 13, 2016, 02:41:26 am »
Urist McPhysicist cancels Ponder Astrophysics: spaghettified.

WWUD if offered a choice between a lifetime supply of sunshine at a frontier fortress; or to drink water until he dies a natural death, but with his comfort and safety otherwise guaranteed?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7970 on: August 13, 2016, 03:26:14 am »
Choose option #3: get wasted on sewer brew at a frontier fortress and then get stuck in a tree until he dies of thirst.

Wwud if he had to market sewer brew as a profitable commodity?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7971 on: August 13, 2016, 08:44:25 am »
Estabilish a beer brand called Budweiser.

WWUD if he had to answer a tongue-in-cheek question to strangers but had no idea of what to ask?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7972 on: August 17, 2016, 11:45:03 pm »
Stress about it for a few days before realizing that the only person he could possibly ask is old Bomrek tending the bar, and he's pretty much always too drunk to come up with any response at all, let alone a witty one.

WWUD if he was transported 2000 years into the future?
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Quote from: Helgoland
Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7973 on: August 19, 2016, 01:13:15 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on August 17, 2016, 11:45:03 pm
Stress about it for a few days before realizing that the only person he could possibly ask is old Bomrek tending the bar, and he's pretty much always too drunk to come up with any response at all, let alone a witty one.

WWUD if he was transported 2000 years into the future?
Ride hover-minecart
WWUD if the he was being chased by robo-elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7974 on: August 19, 2016, 08:48:33 pm »
Hit him with his beard. Even robo-elves cannot withstand the beard.

WWUD if the future was full of crundles?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7975 on: August 19, 2016, 08:57:22 pm »
Eat all the crundle pudding!  :P

WWUD if they played this game?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7976 on: August 20, 2016, 11:54:24 pm »
have !!FUN!!

wwud if her child was a half demon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7977 on: August 21, 2016, 01:00:35 am »
Love it and cherish it forever, because nothing's cooler than a demon dorf.

WWUD if the wildlife began to talk to her?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7978 on: August 21, 2016, 08:45:21 am »
Immediately murder an elf and blame it on them.

Wwud with coleslaw?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7979 on: August 21, 2016, 12:42:00 pm »
Throw it away, because while it is made of edible things, it consists of more than 4 ingredients so it can't possibly be intended for eating.

WWUD if he was an inventor?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.
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